Softcore. Well, soft gay rather. Don't like straight porn.
Soft gay porn is sooo much more appealing than the hard:
Guy#1: Hi, I'm [name]
Guy#2: Hi, I'm [other name]
Guy#3: Wanna fuck?
Guys#1+2: Sure!
-lots of hot gross sex-
Hardcore or Softcore Porn?
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short and to the pointverilon wrote:Softcore. Well, soft gay rather. Don't like straight porn.
Soft gay porn is sooo much more appealing than the hard:
Guy#1: Hi, I'm [name]
Guy#2: Hi, I'm [other name]
Guy#3: Wanna fuck?
Guys#1+2: Sure!
-lots of hot gross sex-
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i enjoy hardcore when they actually get attractive performers. softcore has the benefit of having mainly attractive performers in it.
when it comes to pics i typically prefer the softcore variety. hardcore pictures just don't really do anything for me since there's no real motion involved.
when it comes to pics i typically prefer the softcore variety. hardcore pictures just don't really do anything for me since there's no real motion involved.
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What's so bad about that?verilon wrote:Softcore. Well, soft gay rather. Don't like straight porn.
Soft gay porn is sooo much more appealing than the hard:
Guy#1: Hi, I'm [name]
Guy#2: Hi, I'm [other name]
Guy#3: Wanna fuck?
Guys#1+2: Sure!
-lots of hot gross sex-
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All of it..? I like to have at least a semblance of a plot...Dahak wrote:What's so bad about that?verilon wrote:Softcore. Well, soft gay rather. Don't like straight porn.
Soft gay porn is sooo much more appealing than the hard:
Guy#1: Hi, I'm [name]
Guy#2: Hi, I'm [other name]
Guy#3: Wanna fuck?
Guys#1+2: Sure!
-lots of hot gross sex-
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Hardcore when the people aren't ugly. If they're wearing kinky stuff, i don't care overly. I dislike stuff that's all genitals, prefer good looking people in various kinky clothes, and being able to see them all.
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4. Being an extremely repressed 14-year old makes it a little difficult to get your hands on porn.aerius wrote:There's 3 people on SD.net who don't watch porn? I thought I'd be lucky to find a single one!
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Hardcore, for several reasons. First off, it happens to get me off more often, more easily, just my tastes I guess. Secondly, it's not so damn obsessed with the genitals. Thirdly, less imagination is required.
An example: Take MTV, then hit mute. Watch it for thirty minutes. Now, what would you have to add to that to make it softcore porn? Virtually nothing, that's what. Now, what would you have to add to it to make it hardcore porn? Well, you'll have to mentally add the leashes, the chains, cuffs, leather collars, certain devices of restraint, floggers, whips, chastity belts, gags, etc. etc. Simply put, if I want hardcore porn, I either have to show some severe artistic license, or I look it up online. If I want softcore, on the other hand, I turn on the TV and hit mute, or I look in almost any magazine, or through my collection of Frederick's of Hollywood catalogs. Since, technically, those aren't porn, then by default, I look at hardcore porn a lot more often.
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An example: Take MTV, then hit mute. Watch it for thirty minutes. Now, what would you have to add to that to make it softcore porn? Virtually nothing, that's what. Now, what would you have to add to it to make it hardcore porn? Well, you'll have to mentally add the leashes, the chains, cuffs, leather collars, certain devices of restraint, floggers, whips, chastity belts, gags, etc. etc. Simply put, if I want hardcore porn, I either have to show some severe artistic license, or I look it up online. If I want softcore, on the other hand, I turn on the TV and hit mute, or I look in almost any magazine, or through my collection of Frederick's of Hollywood catalogs. Since, technically, those aren't porn, then by default, I look at hardcore porn a lot more often.
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you haven't watched alot of hardcore porn, have ya?Oni Koneko Damien wrote:Hardcore, for several reasons. First off, it happens to get me off more often, more easily, just my tastes I guess. Secondly, it's not so damn obsessed with the genitals.
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YT300000 wrote:4. Being an extremely repressed 14-year old makes it a little difficult to get your hands on porn.aerius wrote:There's 3 people on SD.net who don't watch porn? I thought I'd be lucky to find a single one!
And you haven't figured out where your dad hides his Yet?
hell my GF's Ten year old already knows where she hides her's....
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Amen.The Yosemite Bear wrote:soft core because boobies, psudo-lesb9ans and Plot or parody is good
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You know....being able to hide stuff in obscure directories would probably help you there.YT300000 wrote:4. Being an extremely repressed 14-year old makes it a little difficult to get your hands on porn.
Hell, I started surfing pr0n sites on a 486/DX4 100 with a 14.4 modem and still managed to get myself off for a good while. 
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i'd rename my .jpg files to .dlls so nobody would mistake them for picture files. admittedly this only really works if you have computer incompetent relatives living with you.
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I forget where i used to keep mine, i think i copied a friend and kept them all in a a starcraft "missions" folder. Even know if you say "missions!" chances are one of us would laugh.
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hell, Ive had irl conversations like that.verilon wrote:All of it..? I like to have at least a semblance of a plot...Dahak wrote:What's so bad about that?verilon wrote:Softcore. Well, soft gay rather. Don't like straight porn.
Soft gay porn is sooo much more appealing than the hard:
Guy#1: Hi, I'm [name]
Guy#2: Hi, I'm [other name]
Guy#3: Wanna fuck?
Guys#1+2: Sure!
-lots of hot gross sex-
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Where am I going to find computer ignorate relatives, hell even my Grandfather has computer skills., hell my neice has her own website....Darth_Zod wrote:i'd rename my .jpg files to .dlls so nobody would mistake them for picture files. admittedly this only really works if you have computer incompetent relatives living with you.
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Who needs plot in a porn flick, anyway?verilon wrote:All of it..? I like to have at least a semblance of a plot...Dahak wrote:What's so bad about that?verilon wrote:Softcore. Well, soft gay rather. Don't like straight porn.
Soft gay porn is sooo much more appealing than the hard:
Guy#1: Hi, I'm [name]
Guy#2: Hi, I'm [other name]
Guy#3: Wanna fuck?
Guys#1+2: Sure!
-lots of hot gross sex-
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i had relatives who couldn't tell a cd-rom from a hard drive. being the only really computer literate person in the family it made it easy.The Yosemite Bear wrote:Where am I going to find computer ignorate relatives, hell even my Grandfather has computer skills., hell my neice has her own website....Darth_Zod wrote:i'd rename my .jpg files to .dlls so nobody would mistake them for picture files. admittedly this only really works if you have computer incompetent relatives living with you.
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What you do is drop it all into one big zip file and password protect as well as encrypt it. (Even windows encryption is sufficient since it'd take a while to break it unless your relatives know how to crack your user account.)Darth_Zod wrote:i'd rename my .jpg files to .dlls so nobody would mistake them for picture files. admittedly this only really works if you have computer incompetent relatives living with you.
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He doesn't have any. Yes, I know it's sad.The Yosemite Bear wrote:YT300000 wrote:4. Being an extremely repressed 14-year old makes it a little difficult to get your hands on porn.aerius wrote:There's 3 people on SD.net who don't watch porn? I thought I'd be lucky to find a single one!
And you haven't figured out where your dad hides his Yet?
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What you guys need to hide your porn is Scramdisk. It creates a virtual encrypted drive on your HD which is completely hidden until you enter the password. Highly recommended for hiding your porn collection from prying eyes. Oh, and I voted but I'm not telling! 
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I know what you voted for.muse wrote:Oh, and I voted but I'm not telling!
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Softcore porn is like non-alcoholic beer. What's the point?
On the other hand, I like my hardcore to have good-looking women. No butt-ugly skanks are allowed.
On the other hand, I like my hardcore to have good-looking women. No butt-ugly skanks are allowed.
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