Most Horrible Darwin Award in History

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-19 04:16pm

What is the most horrific, stupid Darwin Award, or Honorary Darwin Award in history?

My personal vote goes for this one:

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/inde ... d1997.html

That is BAD times.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-19 04:28pm

Here's a story deserving of a Darwin Award:

A pilot landed his seaplane outside of Sydney, Australia, and went to sleep. He awoke that night to bizarre noises. Grabbing his shotgun and a searchlight, he directed the beam towards the sounds, which were coming from his plane. The beam revealed a large crocodile, which was attempting to MATE with the plane's pontoon! The pilot didn't take kindly to seeing his plane humped, firing both barrels and killing the croc.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-19 05:16pm

IG-88E wrote:Here's a story deserving of a Darwin Award:

A pilot landed his seaplane outside of Sydney, Australia, and went to sleep. He awoke that night to bizarre noises. Grabbing his shotgun and a searchlight, he directed the beam towards the sounds, which were coming from his plane. The beam revealed a large crocodile, which was attempting to MATE with the plane's pontoon! The pilot didn't take kindly to seeing his plane humped, firing both barrels and killing the croc.

Why does that deserve a Darwin Award?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-19 05:22pm

Master of Ossus wrote: Why does that deserve a Darwin Award?

The croc deserves it, for its amazing hability of not distinguishing his mate from a full sized seaplane

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-19 08:30pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote: Why does that deserve a Darwin Award?
The croc deserves it, for its amazing hability of not distinguishing his mate from a full sized seaplane

Crocodiles, however, do not get the kind of brains that humans do. Part of what makes the Darwin Awards so incredible is that those things are happening to human beings, who are generally seen as being the smartest organisms on the planet.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-19 08:36pm

I am now opposed to off the stupid people of Earth, because if we do, too many people would be lost, and humanity would die out.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-19 08:37pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote: Why does that deserve a Darwin Award?
The croc deserves it, for its amazing hability of not distinguishing his mate from a full sized seaplane
Crocodiles, however, do not get the kind of brains that humans do. Part of what makes the Darwin Awards so incredible is that those things are happening to human beings, who are generally seen as being the smartest organisms on the planet.

It's still an incredibly stupid way to die.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-10-19 10:40pm

IG-88E wrote:The beam revealed a large crocodile, which was attempting to MATE with the plane's pontoon!

When I read this I couldn't help but think of RayCav...

<ahem.>

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-20 01:35am

Enlightenment wrote:
IG-88E wrote:The beam revealed a large crocodile, which was attempting to MATE with the plane's pontoon!
When I read this I couldn't help but think of RayCav...

<ahem.>

ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!! OMFG!!!! HA! coughcough...ahem *bursts out laughing*

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-20 02:43am

IG-88E wrote:It's still an incredibly stupid way to die.

An incredibly stupid way to die is Anerobic Masturbation (you get so happy it bursts blood vessels). You'd be dead najked with a puddle of spooge at your feet and your hand...well there.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-20 04:41am

As for human stupidity, remember I live in Yosemite National Park, where every year, people die because they try to pass other people on Icy, steep winding grades, with double yellow lines, which have a POSTED winter time speed limit about 40mph slower, then they are driving. Makes me want to sue the cracker jacks people for making my driving experieance such hell.