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I know that lots of people don't like either at this point (especially disillusioned fiscal conservatives), but if you're a social liberal, please, for the sake of the fucking country, vote Kerry.
I don't really like lesser evil voting. It only encourages them. Besides, JK's just Ted Kennedy minus the manslaughter, anyway. I can't vote for that.

The main reason I'm going to the polls at all is to cast a futile vote against that gay marriage ban that's up for referendum in Georgia. I would skip out altogether otherwise.
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Joe wrote:
I know that lots of people don't like either at this point (especially disillusioned fiscal conservatives), but if you're a social liberal, please, for the sake of the fucking country, vote Kerry.
I don't really like lesser evil voting. It only encourages them. Besides, JK's just Ted Kennedy minus the manslaughter, anyway. I can't vote for that.

The main reason I'm going to the polls at all is to cast a futile vote against that gay marriage ban that's up for referendum in Georgia. I would skip out altogether otherwise.
GWB is Ted Kennedy, minus the manslaughter, plus the fundie and neocon agenda.
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Joe wrote:I don't really like lesser evil voting.


I agree. I don't like the two-party system, either. But this election is just a little bit different from the rest. I am very serious when I say that I want this asshole out of office, and his disillusioned former supporters casting write-in votes or just opting out entirely is not going to do it.
It only encourages them. Besides, JK's just Ted Kennedy minus the manslaughter, anyway. I can't vote for that.


You're effectively throwing a vote Bush's way if you don't. I hate to say it, because I felt that it was unfair to say to people who voted for Nader in 2000, but it's the harsh truth. This country can't afford another 4 years of Bush and more importantly, Bush's cronies, at the helm.
The main reason I'm going to the polls at all is to cast a futile vote against that gay marriage ban that's up for referendum in Georgia. I would skip out altogether otherwise.
If you skip the presidential election, then you've got no business complaining if/when Bush gets reelected. You don't like Christian fundamentalism in the government? Then vote against it in November.
The Kernel wrote:Agreed. John Kerry might make some bad decisions on fiscal policy, but even if he is deliberately negligent, the amount of harm he could do is minor. That's simply the way the system is set up.
He certainly can't fuck it up any worse than it is. What's he going to do? Withdraw all support from Iraq and try to wash his hands of his predecessor's nation-building spending spree? Tempting, yes, but no way. He'll have to deal with Iraq if he gets into office one way or the other.
Bush on the other hand, is pushing a Fundamentalist agenda on issues that he has a great deal more control over, and could do a great deal more damage.
Right. Internationally, I don't think Kerry can do anything but improve the US' image by virtue of the fact that he's simply not George W. Bush. Unless he eats an infant with a fork and knife straight out of a mother's womb, the US' image should skyrocket internationally if he's elected.

Domestically, he's certainly not going to be funneling FBI resources away from counter-terrorism to busting legitimate pornography distributors. He simply can't be worse than Bush, and I doubt that he's going to see the first solution to terrorism as "wide, sweeping new powers for the federal government."
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The Kernel wrote:
Joe wrote: Well, damn. I wanted to try and get into the FBI after the CPA Exam, but if I could potentially end up on anti-porn duty, I don't know...
Dude, you'd be paid to look at porn all day. Forget the morals of the situation, YOU'D BE PAID TO LOOK AT FREAKING HARDCORE PORN! Pray that they give you a windowless office and plenty of free lotion. :P
But what if you become desensitised to it?! :shock:
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Sharp-kun wrote:
The Kernel wrote:
Joe wrote: Well, damn. I wanted to try and get into the FBI after the CPA Exam, but if I could potentially end up on anti-porn duty, I don't know...
Dude, you'd be paid to look at porn all day. Forget the morals of the situation, YOU'D BE PAID TO LOOK AT FREAKING HARDCORE PORN! Pray that they give you a windowless office and plenty of free lotion. :P
But what if you become desensitised to it?! :shock:
Then go harder core. There's always harder to go.
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Sharp-kun wrote:
The Kernel wrote:
Joe wrote: Well, damn. I wanted to try and get into the FBI after the CPA Exam, but if I could potentially end up on anti-porn duty, I don't know...
Dude, you'd be paid to look at porn all day. Forget the morals of the situation, YOU'D BE PAID TO LOOK AT FREAKING HARDCORE PORN! Pray that they give you a windowless office and plenty of free lotion. :P
But what if you become desensitised to it?! :shock:
Ask aerius about that.

Also remember not all porn is just man/woman, woman/woman, man/man....you'll probably be viewing some of that material.
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Hmm, banning porn? Well, if Asscroft gets his way, sooner or later his flunkies will stumble across this site. In that case, I'll leave this message for them, Ashcroft, I sincerely hope that you have your anus expanded, and your sphincter muscles drastically relaxed by a five-hundred-pound ex-convict named Tink.

On another note, since I have a constantly growing supply of downloaded porn, does that mean I'm a revolutionary?

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Ghost Rider wrote: Also remember not all porn is just man/woman, woman/woman, man/man....you'll probably be viewing some of that material.

damn, i'd love to be a fly on the wall when Ashcroft has to watch his first bukkake video.
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I think we all need to inform Ashcroft of goatse.
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SirNitram wrote:I think we all need to inform Ashcroft of goatse.
i wonder if ashcroft knows anything of penis bisections.
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Darth_Zod wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I think we all need to inform Ashcroft of goatse.
i wonder if ashcroft knows anything of penis bisections.
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did you mean "Tobacco" or "Tobasco" company(ies). The latter could get UN investigators to do WMD checks against their Mexican rivals, while I believe the former actually owns the Republican Party....
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I still say the most usefull thing to do out of this, is to get all the spambots to flood his anti0rn taskforce with Penis enlargement, lolita, diet pills with meth, and other free enterprise unwanted ads. Then we could trick them into doing something usefull, like mandatory prison minimums for deliberatly infecting otehrs with Sobig, or other evil spammer tricks.
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And in other news all Cable Satalitte broaddcasters have moved to Mexico and Cananda.
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And, incredibly with this latest decision, Bush has managed to lose the entirety of the Armed forces below Colonel. Or he would in any sane universe anyway.
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consequences wrote:And, incredibly with this latest decision, Bush has managed to lose the entirety of the Armed forces below Colonel. Or he would in any sane universe anyway.
Shhh, I don't think he's going to tell them until after the election. At least not those currently over seas.

They just might notice that their subscriptions to Playboy and Penthouse never seem to arrive in the mail anymore.


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Tsyroc wrote: The last ship I was on the ChaplainImage got the ship's store to stop selling Playboy and there was a push (not a very strong one) to get rid of or at least not display any other type of porn.
did he mysteriously 'fall' overboard?
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Col. Crackpot wrote: did he mysteriously 'fall' overboard?
No, but there was a lot of porn much worse than Playboy that made the rounds. Plus, he couldn't say anything about what people got via subscription. :)
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If you skip the presidential election, then you've got no business complaining if/when Bush gets reelected. You don't like Christian fundamentalism in the government? Then vote against it in November.

If you skip the presidential election, then you've got no business complaining if/when Bush gets reelected. You don't like Christian fundamentalism in the government? Then vote against it in November.
You're either with or us against us, eh? Where's the nuance, chief?
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It's a two-party system, and it has that effect, especially when the country is as polarized as it is now (yeah, Bush has been a real uniter).
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Remember kids, it's better to do nothing to prevent the slide of the US towards Theocracy than it is to vote for them darn liberals. Doesn't matter what lengths the Republican party slithers to, voting liberal is evil.
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SirNitram wrote:Remember kids, it's better to do nothing to prevent the slide of the US towards Theocracy than it is to vote for them darn liberals. Doesn't matter what lengths the Republican party slithers to, voting liberal is evil.
Well said, my position in a nutshell. Now let me get back to drinking the blood of unwed single mothers from mugs hewn from the bones of their stillborn children.

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