Bush, Iraq and Star Trek

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-19 01:33pm

I was told this joke at work today and i think it's quite funny:

After giving a speech to the UN George Bush runs into the ammbassedor for Iraq. "ah President Bush I have a question for you" says the Iraqi. "Everyone in Iraq is a big fan of Star Trek, but we are puzzled by one thing. There are Russians, Americans, Britains, Chinese, French and many other nationalities in Star Trek but there are no Arabs. Why is this?"
Bush says, "Well it's set in the future isn't it."

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-19 01:34pm

Seen it before.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-10-19 02:06pm

Snicker....

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-10-19 05:49pm

That's a good point though...I never noticed that.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-19 06:34pm

20 years in the future, a boy goes to his father

child: Daddy, daddy, what are the twin towers?

dad: The Twin Towers were two very big houses that the arabs destroyed

*child happily walks away*

a few moments latter

child: Daddy, daddy

what?

what are arabs?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-19 06:38pm

LOL, that's a good one.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-19 08:21pm

I've never heard those before. They're funny, however. Here's one:

Bush and an Iraqi offical were talking. While talking, the offical pressed a button, and a fist came out and punched Bush. Then, after a while, he pressed another one. Water spilled on Bush. Then, Bush got angry and left.

A while later, Bush and the Iraqi offical were at the White House. While talking, Bush pressed a button, and the offical ducked, expecting a fist to punch him. Bush pressed another one, and the offical jumped out of his chair, expecting water ot fall on him, and onthing happened.

"I'm going back to Baghdad!" The offical yelled.

"What Baghdad?" Bush asked.

I know it's just an old joke, and I replaced bin Laden with an Iraqi offical, and Afghanistan with Baghdad.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-19 08:34pm

Q: What´s an arab on a skyskraper?

A: a flight controller.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2002-10-19 10:50pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I've never heard those before. They're funny, however. Here's one:

Bush and an Iraqi offical were talking. While talking, the offical pressed a button, and a fist came out and punched Bush. Then, after a while, he pressed another one. Water spilled on Bush. Then, Bush got angry and left.

A while later, Bush and the Iraqi offical were at the White House. While talking, Bush pressed a button, and the offical ducked, expecting a fist to punch him. Bush pressed another one, and the offical jumped out of his chair, expecting water ot fall on him, and onthing happened.

"I'm going back to Baghdad!" The offical yelled.

"What Baghdad?" Bush asked.

I know it's just an old joke, and I replaced bin Laden with an Iraqi offical, and Afghanistan with Baghdad.

I thought that was originally Clinton with Yeltsin... or Bush with Yeltsin... Bush with Gorbachav?

I'm pretty sure it was originally "What Moscow?"