Most heartless thing you've done

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2004-04-07 02:41pm

My recent "bonding time" with a kindergardener got me thinking, so what's the most heartless, meanest, nastiest thing you've ever done/said/whatever?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-04-07 02:46pm

Someone in real life was being a general ass and quite cruelly hurtful when arguing with me, so i made said i'd fight dirty if he kept it up, which he did and said he would for days, so i made fun of his dead dad.

GoldenFalcon · Post by **GoldenFalcon** » 2004-04-07 02:48pm

Drown an ant colony.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-07 02:49pm

Set my fish "free" in a pond during the month of November.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-07 02:54pm

My buddy found a garter snake in the local park and we were playing with it when the snake bit him. This pissed him off so we then took turns throwing the snake around eventually killed it by running it over with our bicycles.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-04-07 02:57pm

tricked my friend's evil roomate into eating a box of ex-lax, which had been placed with Easter candy. He was pissing out his ass for 2 days.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2004-04-07 04:15pm

When I was about 5 or 6 years old, I guided a neighbor (who was a toddler) into a mound of fire ants.

I don't know why I did that.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-07 04:18pm

Erroneously made my older sister think that I didn't love her, something I'm still hating myself for doing.

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2004-04-07 04:23pm

I was downright evil when I was in kindergarten. I once electrocuted a frog to the point of death with a cattle prod, then continued to shock its body to make its legs twitch.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-04-07 04:25pm

Drowned a baby-hamster by putting it in a old aspirn bottle, filling it with water to the rim, and then putting the lid on

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2004-04-07 04:26pm

Solauren wrote:Drowned a baby-hamster by putting it in a old aspirn bottle, filling it with water to the rim, and then putting the lid on

Damn, I thought I was evil.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-07 04:29pm

Me? I've always been overly honorable, though I could relate some cruel things my brother's done.

Like trick our cousin into pissing on an electric fence... *Shudder*

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-04-07 04:34pm

Fucking hell people, you're horrible!

I'm glad I'm lovely.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-07 04:50pm

I didn't do anything. Absolute Boy Scout.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-04-07 04:52pm

Killed cucumber beetles for the hell of it. Spiders too.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-07 04:53pm

i used to pick up gardener snakes and fling them at the more squeamish people whenever i found them.

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2004-04-07 05:01pm

Oh, and there's also my senseless torture by Windex of those accursed Asiatic ladybugs, described in detail in this thread.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-04-07 05:05pm

As I type, I'm shining a high-powered spotlight really close to a trapped bug, waiting for it to die from the heat. It smells interesting.

Ohohohoh, once I put a cockroach on the stove and slowly burned off it's limbs.

....i'm a rather sadistic bastard, it seems.

EDIT: Typos. And I'm still a rather ssdistic bastard, it seems.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-07 05:07pm

Accidentally suffocated a grasshopper by trying to Scotch tape its leg back on (we found it like that.. dogs are evil).

Note: I was like 8 at the time. Grasshoppers turn purple.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-04-07 05:12pm

That's not heartless. It was bad, but not heartless.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-07 05:16pm

Howedar wrote:That's not heartless. It was bad, but not heartless.

I know. But it was the closest thing that I could think of.

Korvan · Post by **Korvan** » 2004-04-07 05:21pm

verilon wrote:Accidentally suffocated a grasshopper by trying to Scotch tape its leg back on (we found it like that.. dogs are evil).

Note: I was like 8 at the time. Grasshoppers turn purple.

That's cause they breathe through openings in the side of their bodies, right? Can't fault an 8 year old for not knowing that.

As for myself, I once recreated the climatic scene of Lennington Vs the Ants using live ants, star wars action figures and gasoline filled trenchs. The figures survived, most of the ants did not.

I would also stage gladitorial contests of ants vs grasshoppers and ants vs spiders. A Bug's Life notwithstanding, grasshoppers can be taken out by as few as half a dozen ants while spiders can usually evade the horde and then pick off stragglers one at a time.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-07 05:22pm

Korvan wrote:
verilon wrote:Accidentally suffocated a grasshopper by trying to Scotch tape its leg back on (we found it like that.. dogs are evil).

Note: I was like 8 at the time. Grasshoppers turn purple.
That's cause they breathe through openings in the side of their bodies, right?

Yep.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-04-07 05:41pm

A census taker tried to test me once.

I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti. *slurping sounds*

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-04-07 05:48pm

I was having an affair with a married woman, we were friends for many years before we started having sex and her husband knew we were old pals so he thought nothing of us hanging out. One day he drove her over to meet me and we left straight to a hotel for a night of hot sweaty sex and then she was picked up by him at a designated spot later on that night. The whole time he thought she was going with me to some get together with old co workers we used to work with.

After that episode I felt so guilty about how this nice guy was duped that we sort of stopped doing what we were doing and reverted back to friends. Not my proudest moment.