Most heartless thing you've done
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Well, let's see. I remember once when I was feeling particularly twisted, I killed a struggling bird with a broken wing by kicking it several times, as I was laughing maniacally.
I'm also not the nicest person, and I usually criticize people I know (and generally don't care about) by pointing out their flaws, which they know are true. I'm not sympathetic either, as many times people try to relate their personal problems to me and I just shrugg it off. It's not as if I care about them .
I'm also not the nicest person, and I usually criticize people I know (and generally don't care about) by pointing out their flaws, which they know are true. I'm not sympathetic either, as many times people try to relate their personal problems to me and I just shrugg it off. It's not as if I care about them .
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Making fun of idiots is about as far as I ever go in terms of being heartless, unless you count insect-killing.
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When I was younger I killed a rabbit for no good reason. It was also pretty much tame to boot so catching it wasn't exactly something to brag about. I also killed a pet Guinea pig once because for some reason the noises it made really really pissed me off. I still feel pretty guilty about both incidents.
Then there's the assorted normal kid's stuff, killing ants by feeding them to spiders, etc. Something at the time I never thought about, but also feel some level of guilt about. Sure they're small, and they're everywhere. But that doesn't mean they don't feel pain.
Then there's the assorted normal kid's stuff, killing ants by feeding them to spiders, etc. Something at the time I never thought about, but also feel some level of guilt about. Sure they're small, and they're everywhere. But that doesn't mean they don't feel pain.
Aww, cmon', I can't be the only person who's burned ants using a magnifying glass...
When I was three, I kicked this kid in the chest at the library and he fell over. All this when my mom was checking out the books and wasn't looking.
In Kindergarden, I apparantly punched this girl for no reason at all, and gave her a nosebleed. I also cut this guy's shirt with scissors. I was quite the little devil when I was little...
In 3rd grade, this girl was teasing me, calling me names, etc. And when I called her a jerk, she started crying...
Guess who got into trouble
When I was three, I kicked this kid in the chest at the library and he fell over. All this when my mom was checking out the books and wasn't looking.
In Kindergarden, I apparantly punched this girl for no reason at all, and gave her a nosebleed. I also cut this guy's shirt with scissors. I was quite the little devil when I was little...
In 3rd grade, this girl was teasing me, calling me names, etc. And when I called her a jerk, she started crying...
Guess who got into trouble
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When I was in second grade, this girl who sat next to me was really pissing me off. She got up to go to the teacher's desk, so I took a pencil and made it super sharp. I then called her back and put the pencil straight up in her chair. She sat right on it.
Needless to say, I got into a heap of trouble. The teacher gave me detention for two weeks, and my parents whipped my ass real good.
Needless to say, I got into a heap of trouble. The teacher gave me detention for two weeks, and my parents whipped my ass real good.
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Oh, when I was 7, I threw a bowl full of cereal at my sister. The rim of the bowl hit her nose and almost broke it. I got my ass whipped for that one, too.
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This happened early last year. Stupid little (~ 90 lbs) kid who has been annoying me since Grade 6 (drawing on my homework, vandalizing my locker, etc.) decides to rip up one of my math worksheets and kick me. He is really pathetically weak, so he doesn't do anything physically, but after all those years of being harrassed, I snap. I take all his You Gay Ho (Yu Gi Oh, whatever) cards and light them on fire, and shred his binder with my jackknife. Then I beat the shit out of him, making sure I don't leave many marks on his skin. The cunt is so petrified, he doesn't report me.
He hasn't bugged me since.
He hasn't bugged me since.
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Make note of the people who confessed to killing or abusing larger animals such as rodents. There is a fairly well-known correlation between that kind of childhood behaviour and adult sociopathic behaviour. That goes double for abusive behaviour toward smaller children.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
When I was in Grade 3, their was this funky kid alot of us used to call "Shoelace" because he was a behavior kid that sometimes chased after other kids to try and chew on their shoe laces. He really wasnt a bad kid though and I think he was just kinda playing people, but I was too naive to think of it like that and I actually believed it.
One day for some reason I cant remember, I decided to get him in trouble, so I bit myself hard on the wrist, hard enough to leave marks but no bleeding and then ran to the Principle and blamed it on that poor kid. I remember thinking to myself "why the hell am I doing this?" but I just couldnt stop myself for whatever reason and of course the kid ended up getting in shit. He wasnt suspended or anything but still, I cant believe I actually did that. It was creepy now thinking back because he didnt try to defend his innocence either, he just kinda sat their while I told the principle my lie.
One day for some reason I cant remember, I decided to get him in trouble, so I bit myself hard on the wrist, hard enough to leave marks but no bleeding and then ran to the Principle and blamed it on that poor kid. I remember thinking to myself "why the hell am I doing this?" but I just couldnt stop myself for whatever reason and of course the kid ended up getting in shit. He wasnt suspended or anything but still, I cant believe I actually did that. It was creepy now thinking back because he didnt try to defend his innocence either, he just kinda sat their while I told the principle my lie.
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Good god Mike! Make me feel like shit! I'd never intentionally hurt a child or kid. I'm downright protective of them and other people. And I'm not anti social by any means. I get along fine with just about anybody I meet.Darth Wong wrote:Make note of the people who confessed to killing or abusing larger animals such as rodents. There is a fairly well-known correlation between that kind of childhood behaviour and adult sociopathic behaviour. That goes double for abusive behaviour toward smaller children.
*begins pondering self image and behavior with serious concern*
Heh, I remember doing that a few times.Exonerate wrote:Aww, cmon', I can't be the only person who's burned ants using a magnifying glass...
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The only rodent I ever killed was at some summer camp shooting range in the woods. I had no idea there was an animal there. I missed the target.
I do kill insects, though. Damn bugs should leave me alone.
I do kill insects, though. Damn bugs should leave me alone.
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Lol, I also remember when I was about 6 or 7, at the cottage I would sometimes pluck the legs off those daddy long legs insects. What makes it more interesting is that a few years later when I was about 9 I was suddenly scared of them whenever I saw one crawling near me and couldnt understand how I hadn't been afraid of them when I was younger. Its really weird how the human mind develops through childhood.
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Other cruel things I have done
To my sister:
1- We were having an arguement downstairs in the living room. I decided I wasn't going to get drawn into a fist fight with her. So I moved in front of my dad's rather nice model train layout, as I noticed she was getting close to the 'throwing things to piss Solauren off stage". She got mad and tossed a throw pillow at me like a discus.
So I ducked.
She was grounded for 3 months and had to pay to replace the 4 buildings, 2 box cars, and the engine she took out and ruined.
2- I carved up a chair one night, and my mom noticed it the next day. Mom was screaming at us over it, and I denied it with a poker face. ($100 chair).
3- My sister and I have thrown each other down flights of stairs, hit each other with chairs and other weapons. I have a crocked tooth because of a beer bottle shot from her one night
4- I put her favourite doll in the blender once
5- My sister is afraid of spiders. I locked her in the trash bin one spring after thaw when there were two really big garden spiders in there complete with webs
To Animals-
I once managed to get a half a can of pop inside a toad, and then tossed it onto the road
The drowned baby hamster
Pushed a cat off a fence into reach of a few dogs
To people besides relatives
Tossed someone off the climber at school
To my sister:
1- We were having an arguement downstairs in the living room. I decided I wasn't going to get drawn into a fist fight with her. So I moved in front of my dad's rather nice model train layout, as I noticed she was getting close to the 'throwing things to piss Solauren off stage". She got mad and tossed a throw pillow at me like a discus.
So I ducked.
She was grounded for 3 months and had to pay to replace the 4 buildings, 2 box cars, and the engine she took out and ruined.
2- I carved up a chair one night, and my mom noticed it the next day. Mom was screaming at us over it, and I denied it with a poker face. ($100 chair).
3- My sister and I have thrown each other down flights of stairs, hit each other with chairs and other weapons. I have a crocked tooth because of a beer bottle shot from her one night
4- I put her favourite doll in the blender once
5- My sister is afraid of spiders. I locked her in the trash bin one spring after thaw when there were two really big garden spiders in there complete with webs
To Animals-
I once managed to get a half a can of pop inside a toad, and then tossed it onto the road
The drowned baby hamster
Pushed a cat off a fence into reach of a few dogs
To people besides relatives
Tossed someone off the climber at school
Ack, another one I just remembered was me and this kid on my street back again when I was about 7. We would go down to the creek nearby and a few times we picked up a some of the toads and catapulted them onto the rocks on the other side. Some of them lived, some died
Oh, lol, another time my younger brother and I got into an argument over something (I was about 15 and my bro was 9). He tried to whack me in the back of my head with a toy gun while I was walking away, but I saw it coming and shoved him on the floor and dragged him around by the foot for like 5 minutes while he was screaming and crying. Heh, brotherly love.
Oh, lol, another time my younger brother and I got into an argument over something (I was about 15 and my bro was 9). He tried to whack me in the back of my head with a toy gun while I was walking away, but I saw it coming and shoved him on the floor and dragged him around by the foot for like 5 minutes while he was screaming and crying. Heh, brotherly love.
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I like to think I single-handedly decimated the garden slug population in my backyard in just one or two years of shooting every one I saw with my spring-powered BB gun.
I also dropped some other insects and worms into an ant colony that was in my backyard for years. When we first moved in here, there were about a half-dozen ant mounds in and around my backyard. They slowly vanished, and I regularly visited the last big one, feeding it table scraps and the like...then one day I found it covered in white powder. The bastard who moved in behind us had poisoned the mound, even though it was 70 feet from his house and posed zero threat to his fence.
I tried to save the last small mound that had migrated to the base of one of our trees, but it never recovered. Been a good long while since I've been able to just crouch and watch the activity of a pine-needle ant mound.
I also dropped some other insects and worms into an ant colony that was in my backyard for years. When we first moved in here, there were about a half-dozen ant mounds in and around my backyard. They slowly vanished, and I regularly visited the last big one, feeding it table scraps and the like...then one day I found it covered in white powder. The bastard who moved in behind us had poisoned the mound, even though it was 70 feet from his house and posed zero threat to his fence.
I tried to save the last small mound that had migrated to the base of one of our trees, but it never recovered. Been a good long while since I've been able to just crouch and watch the activity of a pine-needle ant mound.
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Dude, how can you hurt a little furry bunny or Guinea pig? That's pretty sick.Robert Walper wrote: When I was younger I killed a rabbit for no good reason. It was also pretty much tame to boot so catching it wasn't exactly something to brag about. I also killed a pet Guinea pig once because for some reason the noises it made really really pissed me off. I still feel pretty guilty about both incidents.
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Man, now i don't wanna post what i did ;_;.. it invovles hamsters in hamster balls and a small game of catch...Darth Wong wrote:Make note of the people who confessed to killing or abusing larger animals such as rodents. There is a fairly well-known correlation between that kind of childhood behaviour and adult sociopathic behaviour. That goes double for abusive behaviour toward smaller children.
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When I was about five I put one of my cats into the freezer, listened to it meow for about sixty seconds, then took it back out. That's one of the top three things I feel the worst about in my entire life because it was so sick and twisted. I still have that cat, and ever since I realised that what I did was evil, I've loved her to bits and treated her alot better than I treat 99% of humans.