Do you use lubricants when you masturbate?

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Do you use lubricants when you masturbate?

Yes, always
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3%
Sometimes
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18%
No
44
50%
Never even tried it
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26%
I prefer vibrators
2
2%
 
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Do you use lubricants when you masturbate?

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So?

Inspired by comments about soap and lubricants during masturbation in another thread.
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No.
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I sometimes use saliva if I have a shower avaliable, otherwise I'm dry.
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lube is for pussies. :D [size=0]pun intended[/size]
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Darth_Zod wrote:lube is for pussies. :D
Pussies self-lube :P
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InnerBrat wrote:Pussies self-lube :P
We need a head shaking back and forth smilie for jokes like that. :)
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InnerBrat wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:lube is for pussies. :D
Pussies self-lube :P
so long as they're lubed. ;)
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No. I seem to get off (no pun intended) fine enough without using them.
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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

I don't use lube, but I have many uses for my vibrator, thus, the last option.

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Sometimes, but I don't really want to get into the details... :oops:
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Clarify, please: Do you mean products such as lotion or dedicated lubricants, or do you mean any lubrication?

I assume you mean the former, but I think it's best to find out for sure.
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I've started a trend...
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Sometimes when i'm in the shower and feel the need to excessively give my member a clean out comes the shower gel.
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XaLEv wrote:Clarify, please: Do you mean products such as lotion or dedicated lubricants, or do you mean any lubrication?

I assume you mean the former, but I think it's best to find out for sure.
Any lubrication.
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Nope, it takes much much longer with lubrication, and that is really frustrating, plus the orgasms never feel as good.
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Sir Sirius wrote:
XaLEv wrote:Clarify, please: Do you mean products such as lotion or dedicated lubricants, or do you mean any lubrication?

I assume you mean the former, but I think it's best to find out for sure.
Any lubrication.
If natural lube counts in this then I clicked on the wrong option.

EDIT: nevermind.
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I've never even tried lubrication of any kind, infact I didn't even know that some use lubrication before I read some people discussing them here. Which brings me to my next question; why do you use lubricants, what is the advantage?
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Sir Sirius wrote:Any lubrication.
:wtf:
I...see...



I cannot masturbate without lubrication. Extremely painful.
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Mayabird wrote:If natural lube counts in this then I clicked on the wrong option.
Well, I didn't mean pre-cum, but rather anything you might place on your "organ" before masturbation (saliva, soap, hand lotions, butter Etc.).
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Sir Sirius wrote:
Mayabird wrote:If natural lube counts in this then I clicked on the wrong option.
Well, I didn't mean pre-cum, but rather anything you might place on your "organ" before masturbation (saliva, soap, hand lotions, butter Etc.).
Well she's not male, so er...
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Rye wrote:Well she's not male, so er...
Ah, I didn't know that... In that case, vaginal fluids don't count either.
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I don't use lube, mostly because I whack it differently than almost everyone else. I'll try to elaborate with as few unwanted details as possible. You see, I usually do it while in bed or at the computer. I don't want to make a mess in either location so I uh... Pinch it off, you know? And uh... Take it to the toilet.
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No.
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Lazy Raptor wrote:I don't use lube, mostly because I whack it differently than almost everyone else. I'll try to elaborate with as few unwanted details as possible. You see, I usually do it while in bed or at the computer. I don't want to make a mess in either location so I uh... Pinch it off, you know? And uh... Take it to the toilet.
Pinch it off? :?
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Rye wrote:
Lazy Raptor wrote:I don't use lube, mostly because I whack it differently than almost everyone else. I'll try to elaborate with as few unwanted details as possible. You see, I usually do it while in bed or at the computer. I don't want to make a mess in either location so I uh... Pinch it off, you know? And uh... Take it to the toilet.
Pinch it off? :?
The foreskin.
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