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Not work safe, not for the kiddies, very high resolution

If this is inappropriate for this forum, please move it to the Brotherhood. I don't think it is, though, and it may be the funniest item I've seen all week. :D
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Delightful :lol:
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yummy.
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I think I even have some of the pictures..... :)
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Hate to be a party pooper, but that most definetly is not allowed, even in the BOTM.
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Frank Hipper wrote:Hate to be a party pooper, but that most definetly is not allowed, even in the BOTM.
aren't links okay in BotM as long as they aren't inlined and in the appropriate threads? depending on exactly what's shown anyway. :?
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Lol, it would be golden if someone managed to get that to his personal email or better yet, mail it to his home or his office. :lol:
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Darth_Zod wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Hate to be a party pooper, but that most definetly is not allowed, even in the BOTM.
aren't links okay in BotM as long as they aren't inlined and in the appropriate threads? depending on exactly what's shown anyway. :?
Actually yes they are. :oops:
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Frank Hipper wrote:Hate to be a party pooper, but that most definetly is not allowed, even in the BOTM.
Dammit man, it's just so poetic...Are you sure it's not allowed even in the BoTM?
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Xenophobe3691 wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Hate to be a party pooper, but that most definetly is not allowed, even in the BOTM.
Dammit man, it's just so poetic...Are you sure it's not allowed even in the BoTM?
look up. ;)
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Ohhh, cool.
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Darth_Zod wrote: look up. ;)
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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

*blinks* ...hey! Cartman's mom *is* in that picture![/Kyle]

Still, lovely work of art. Could almost use it as an avatar if it weren't for the fact that by the time you cropped it down enough to fit, any hint that it's made up of porn-shots would disappear.

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There's a function in MGI Photo Suite that tiles designated libraries of clips into a simulacrum of a designated picture. There's nothing really unique or ingeneous about this pic.
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Post by Sokar »

Wow, thats quite cool.....and if you zoom in and check out the pics a bit closer there's some wild shit sprinkled through the tile set.
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Post by Ace Pace »

Nice work, even if it was a feature of some program.

Now someone send it to ashcroft as a portrait!
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Phew, I thought that link was to a naked picture of the Attorney-General. :shock:
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i want something like this portraying my head.
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Post by kojikun »

it's not pornography, frank, it's art. much like the statue of david. therefore it's allowed. 8)
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Newtonian Fury wrote:There's a function in MGI Photo Suite that tiles designated libraries of clips into a simulacrum of a designated picture. There's nothing really unique or ingeneous about this pic.
Nonetheless., this is one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen. :P
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I cannot begin to describe how awesome that is.
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we need one with guys :o
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kojikun wrote:we need one with guys :o
LOL, the irony would make G.I. Asscroft (Grand Inquisitor) spin in his grave (when he dies, of course, from wanking too hard to his invisible sky God...)
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Incredible !
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Post by Dark Hellion »

Impressive grasshopper. But, I must ask, can you identify the porn banners that those come from. Then you will be a true master of the arts.
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