Do you use lubricants when you masturbate?

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Do you use lubricants when you masturbate?

Yes, always
3
3%
Sometimes
16
18%
No
44
50%
Never even tried it
23
26%
I prefer vibrators
2
2%
 
Total votes: 88

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Sometimes. It depends on what I'm using to pleasure myself and how much of a hurry i'm in.
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GoldenFalcon wrote:I've started a trend...
No, you havn't. Masturbation threads are a staple here at SD.net :twisted:.

As for the poll, I never use lube unless I'm in the shower.
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Rye wrote:Pinch it off? :?
The head, so I don't blow all over the place.
The foreskin.
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XaLEv wrote:
:wtf:
I...see...



I cannot masturbate without lubrication. Extremely painful.
cut tight? I used to think that I was cut tight until I hear that for some people wackin it without lube is painful.
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Almost never ^_^
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Post by General Zod »

ArmorPierce wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
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I...see...



I cannot masturbate without lubrication. Extremely painful.
cut tight? I used to think that I was cut tight until I hear that for some people wackin it without lube is painful.
lube tends to desensitize things. so it's takes much longer to reach climax while using it.
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It's skin on skin action only for me.
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

I got ritually mutilated when I was a baby, so I usually have to use lube. There's enough foreskin left that i can jack it to orgasm without any, but it's a bit unconfortable...
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I got ritually mutilated when I was a baby, so I usually have to use lube. There's enough foreskin left that i can jack it to orgasm without any, but it's a bit unconfortable...
Ditto that. A bit 'o spit helps a lot.
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No, I'm uncircumcised. It's simply painful to force anything dry across delicate, sensitive tissues like that of the glans.
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Guess I just have well mosturized skin then as I don't get any irritation unless I'm punishing my monster like it stole something.
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I don't need artificial lube as my penis produces enough of its own via sweat glands. :)
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Uncirced so no lube needed here. :P
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I don't use lubricant.
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So all of you people don't use anything at all? I use saliva, but that's it...
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Every once in a great while if I'm in the shower and I'm that horny, I'll experiment with soap... otherwise, nothing.
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no lube, less stuff to clean up, if you know how to do it right.
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I don't lube.

I once tried using shampoo. (Only thing I could use that no-one would notice was missing.) Caused my skin to peel, feel like it was melting off for the next week.

I'm ok now.
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I use lube when I touch myself at night :P

I have found that a combination of lubeless to get myself going, then a switch to lubriccated to get myself off works perfectly. It maintains the un-lubed orgasm, while still allowing me to actually get off...(damn ritualistic gentital mutilation)
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Gandalf wrote:I don't lube.

I once tried using shampoo. (Only thing I could use that no-one would notice was missing.) Caused my skin to peel, feel like it was melting off for the next week.

I'm ok now.
heheh, I did that once and it ended up getting in my urethra. NOT a pleasant feeling when I went to take a piss....and it lasted for 3 days.
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I've never tried it and never seen a need.
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shampoo = bad, tears the skin.
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