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verilon wrote:
Rye wrote:Again, i curse myself for not checking the fanfics forum. That was fucking funny!

Kudos to all involved, though it needs a ladyboy that makes people doubt their sexuality, i say!
InnerBrat already does that (but she doesn't have to be a ladyboy to do it). :P
She's already in it though, and everyone loves convincing transvestites, look at that Miriam show.
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BoredShirtless wrote:Nice! Well I'm impressed not just with the writing but with the fact that you two are putting in your free time into entertaining the board. That's appreciated, and goes to all the authors here. Thanks :)
We don't care about entertaining the board. This is purely for our own self-aggrandizement. :D

And this has been post 101 to this thread. Maybe Stravo can get around to stickifying it sometime. I'd hate for anything ... "unfortunate" to happen to his character. ;)
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Durandal wrote:
BoredShirtless wrote:Nice! Well I'm impressed not just with the writing but with the fact that you two are putting in your free time into entertaining the board. That's appreciated, and goes to all the authors here. Thanks :)
We don't care about entertaining the board. This is purely for our own self-aggrandizement. :D

And this has been post 101 to this thread. Maybe Stravo can get around to stickifying it sometime. I'd hate for anything ... "unfortunate" to happen to his character. ;)
I do hope that I am put in this fic...*hint hint*
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Durandal wrote:
BoredShirtless wrote:Nice! Well I'm impressed not just with the writing but with the fact that you two are putting in your free time into entertaining the board. That's appreciated, and goes to all the authors here. Thanks :)
We don't care about entertaining the board. This is purely for our own self-aggrandizement. :D

And this has been post 101 to this thread. Maybe Stravo can get around to stickifying it sometime. I'd hate for anything ... "unfortunate" to happen to his character. ;)
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Hey, this is fucking great, I wish I hadn't discovered on a morning I had planned to study for two tests. :lol:
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Oh god...can't stop laughing! :D
Excellent characterizations, you guys got my BF just perfect, that part about never letting my hand near his privates again is so true to life it's scary. Of course I'm not quite that much of a "floozy" but it's all in good fun so I don't mind at all. Keep up the good work!
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holyfuckingshit! how did i miss this?? Great stuff!!!!

*eyes BoredShirtless menacingly :P
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*pokes fic*

hey...
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Thoroughly entertaining stuff. :)
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InnerBrat wrote:*pokes fic*

hey...
Yeah, we're really sorry for the delays. I know you star actors don't like to be kept waiting with scripts. :D

One scene is done in the next episode (and I promise that anyone who hangs around N&P will love it), but we're both very tired at the ends of our respective days. We've got a plan for what happens, so that's a start. Tentatively, I think we can have it done by the end of the week.
jmac wrote:Oh god...can't stop laughing!
Excellent characterizations, you guys got my BF just perfect, that part about never letting my hand near his privates again is so true to life it's scary. Of course I'm not quite that much of a "floozy" but it's all in good fun so I don't mind at all. Keep up the good work!
I was hoping you'd like it. I had tons of fun writing that scene with you, Aerius and Spanky. Sometimes I just crack myself up. :D
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Phew. That makes four out of five main characters who approve. :)

EDIT: By the way, support the stickification of this fic. It won't make us write faster, but it'll make us feel oh-so-warm-and-fuzzy inside.
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Durandal wrote:Phew. That makes four out of five main characters who approve. :)
I don't remember seeing the Duchess approving...
:D

I support the stickification of this fic.

-edit- aren't you a supermod? Can't you sticky it yourself?
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I'm up for stickification too, this is a fic that I dont want to see get forgotten about, and also as part of my on-going not-quite campaign to get all major fanfics which are in progress and frequently updated cleaned up and stickied.
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InnerBrat wrote:
Durandal wrote:Phew. That makes four out of five main characters who approve. :)
I don't remember seeing the Duchess approving...
:D

I support the stickification of this fic.

-edit- aren't you a supermod? Can't you sticky it yourself?
A couple more chapters...but this is a keeper.

And I await the next chapter...if for nothing else to see what those two come up with because of N&P.
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InnerBrat wrote:
Durandal wrote:Phew. That makes four out of five main characters who approve. :)
I don't remember seeing the Duchess approving...
:D
Ah, but she did. On the first page of this thread. :D

Now where the Hell is Iceberg?
I support the stickification of this fic.

-edit- aren't you a supermod? Can't you sticky it yourself?
Yeah, but that would be cheating and stepping on Stravo's toes.
Ghost Rider wrote:And I await the next chapter...if for nothing else to see what those two come up with because of N&P.
We've used actual posts from a certain thread.
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[obnoxious actor mode on] i think i'd lean toward more of a 'burly readhaird mick in a barfight' style of fighting. It's an ancient celtic martial art discipline. example: 'Your dragon style may be strong but my belly full of guiness style is superior! belch!' [obnoxious actor mode off]
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You all will be happy to know that not only do we have this episode pretty much plotted out (as far as anyone could accuse it of having a plot), but we've got one joke written for an upcoming episode. You'll laugh so hard you'll cry.
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RedImperator wrote:You all will be happy to know that not only do we have this episode pretty much plotted out (as far as anyone could accuse it of having a plot), but we've got one joke written for an upcoming episode. You'll laugh so hard you'll cry.
I will when I, you know, SEE THE EPISODE! Punks... :P
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Col. Crackpot wrote:holyfuckingshit! how did i miss this?? Great stuff!!!!

*eyes BoredShirtless menacingly :P
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BoredShirtless wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:holyfuckingshit! how did i miss this?? Great stuff!!!!

*eyes BoredShirtless menacingly :P
*starts getting theglass ready* :P
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No no, Crackpot, you're supposed to dip your hands in chocolate syrup and gummy bears. Haven't you ever seen Hot Shots Part Deux?
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Durandal wrote:Ah, but she did. On the first page of this thread. :D
Yes. "snerk" is a classic response from here :D
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Update. Banged out another scene today. That is all.
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Durandal wrote:No no, Crackpot, you're supposed to dip your hands in chocolate syrup and gummy bears. Haven't you ever seen Hot Shots Part Deux?
why don't you refresh my memory by letting me fry an egg on your stomach, big boy.
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Bad news. I'm going home for the Vernal Equinox, so I probably won't be able to confer with Red this weekend over the final product. The earliest we'll have anything is Sunday. I also have a shitload of stuff next week (a mathematical physics exam on Tuesday and a program due on Wednesday that I haven't started yet), so I'm not sure if we'll be able to get anything out in a reasonable time.

Though if I'm able to spare a few hours this weekend and log on to AIM, I can probably talk with Red a little, and we might be able to get the thing put together.
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*poke*poke*poke

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