Calling All Egos: THE ADONIS AWARDS

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-04-12 12:28pm

Dahak wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:i'd do it, if more people where interested
Oh, there are people interested, trust me

i made a girl swoon when i took my shirt off in spain last week...

and i mean interested in joining in... of course you probably understood that... im just making sure i do

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-12 12:31pm

Rye wrote:Nah, i'm too fat for the moment.

Wha? YOU said no?!

And for those of you who are older--um, hello? I'm no teenager myself. I like a seasoned man, thanks. Anyone should feel free to enter if they want to.

And no, this is not for the SoS to get their jollies. It's a sexy way to celebrate the coming of spring and summer! So there.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-12 12:32pm

Zaia wrote:
Rye wrote:Nah, i'm too fat for the moment.
Wha? YOU said no?!

And for those of you who are older--um, hello? I'm no teenager myself. I like a seasoned man, thanks. Anyone should feel free to enter if they want to.

And no, this is not for the SoS to get their jollies. It's a sexy way to celebrate the coming of spring and summer! So there.

you sure it's not both?

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-12 12:34pm

Darth_Zod wrote:you sure it's not both?

Cross my heart and hope to die. *innocent smile*

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2004-04-12 01:02pm

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2004-04-12 01:52pm

Well Zaia, I already posted my shirtless picture in the WDYLL thread, but if you want I can put it here

It's not very current, couple years ago it was taken in some meet over Tennneeneesseeee (sp?).

http://www.geocities.com/bengal_tigreus ... nbathe.htm

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2004-04-12 01:54pm

Vympel wrote:
Remnants of low self-esteem- when I was overweight- I had a gut and I swear I had what was approaching man-boobs. I only recently worked up the balls to start wearing tighter t-shirts (after exhortation from a female friend from seeing me in one at a store)- it's slow going. I'm about average now- an insignificant amount of soft remaining, but not really 'chiselled' or 'built' or anything- yet (hopefully).

Burn everything. Start mountain biking or running twice a week. Your hard won work-out muscles will appear much faster. Gymn work is great, but to burn fat and have fun nothing beats an excessive dose of outdoor exercise. Now that you're fit, you can start really enjoying it

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-12 02:27pm

Woohoooooooooooooooooo!!

Thank you, Olrik! *kisses cheek* Thank you, Slartibartfast! *kisses cheek* Mmmmm, delicious!!

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2004-04-12 02:32pm

And you were worried people woud listen to me and not participate. That'll teach you - NOONE Listens to me. Ever

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-04-12 02:52pm

Didn't we have a "Hunk of Man Meat" competition last year?

Anyhoo, since i was taking pics for "what do you look like" (up to date pics) i've taken time out to do some for this.
WARNING: GOGGLES MAY DO NOTHING!

Behold ..... ME!
Useless pose brought to you by lack of timer on camera.
Unusually dark background by crappy flash.

If pics is too large just say (or de-link it) and i'll resize it and post the new one

Christ but all that posing takes it out of a guy:

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-04-12 02:52pm

Colonel Olrik wrote: [snip Olrik]

Pretty lady.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-04-12 02:55pm

I think I'm a cute, built guy for the seventeen year old, but I won't submit the ladies to child molestation (actually I am going to hook up with a college freshman

, so maybe I'll change my tune in a week--keep your fingers crossed, ladies!

)

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-04-12 03:45pm

Well, unless anyone wants to have their eyes burned out by me in that grass skirt and coconuts from Hawaii which is kicking around somewhere, I don't think I'll be blinding anyone with my fearsome shirtless terrors...

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-04-12 04:10pm

Zaia wrote:And no, this is not for the SoS to get their jollies. It's a sexy way to celebrate the coming of spring and summer! So there.

Quite good, that was almost believable. *g*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-04-12 05:09pm

Lovely pics. I'd post mine, but I look more like 2KAD (in fact exactly!) than Olrik in the body. BTW why do you have your shorts hiked up so high? I always wear mine right above where the bush starts...

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-12 05:47pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:And you were worried people woud listen to me and not participate. That'll teach you - NOONE Listens to me. Ever

I'm listening to you. This time.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-12 06:09pm

No. I'm not gonna. End of story.

I guess I should be thankful for my current lack of a camera, besides.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2004-04-12 06:21pm

I'm wunning

BTW, that pic has one year. I am more muscled now.

Ein: In this particular case, I have my shorts up because the girl standing next to me put them that way. Who was I to contradict her?

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-04-12 06:31pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Adonis = guy, DP.

I'm automatically out, but Uts should be able to compete.

I thought you were a guy.

Edit: I'd have to censor out my wang if I wanted to post a pic.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-04-12 08:10pm

Zaia wrote:
Rye wrote:Nah, i'm too fat for the moment.
Wha? YOU said no?!

What's THAT supposed to mean?

Meh, i've got fuck all to do tomorrow, if i remember i might do, my shoulders look alright.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-12 08:34pm

I don't mind posting a shirtless picture of myself, but I've got no one to take it. "Hey, wanna take a picture of me topless so I can post it on the internet?" Um ... no.

Legend has it that there is a picture of me sleeping on the floor in purple boxers from my junior year Homecoming, though. Apparently, I looked insanely sexy, but I've never seen it, and the girls that have refuse to show it to me.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-04-12 08:36pm

Without your modesty, I don't know what we would do, Sorresso.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-04-12 09:02pm

Oh come on Durandal, I am sure you can ask to borrow someones camera and simply put it on a timer

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-12 09:53pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:Well, unless anyone wants to have their eyes burned out by me in that grass skirt and coconuts from Hawaii which is kicking around somewhere, I don't think I'll be blinding anyone with my fearsome shirtless terrors...

Oh, that sounds adorable! Would you post it, please?

2000AD, I LOVE your pictures--your poses are so cute, and that eyebrow thing you have goin' on is sexy, damnit. *rowr*

Dalton wrote:Quite good, that was almost believable. *g*

Wha? I meant it.

ver wrote:No. I'm not gonna. End of story.

Party-pooper #2.

Aya wrote:Edit: I'd have to censor out my wang if I wanted to post a pic.

Unless of course you wanted to enter your photo into the contest privately via PM to my inbox...

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-12 09:55pm

Rye wrote:
Zaia wrote:Wha? YOU said no?!
What's THAT supposed to mean?

Well...you were the one person I figured I'd have in the bag to participate. There are always nekkid or mostly-nekkid pictures of you lying about... I was saddened and disappointed that you didn't want to help me celebrate the coming of spring with the baring of your skin. *pouty face*

Sex-ay LadyBoy wrote:Meh, i've got fuck all to do tomorrow, if i remember i might do, my shoulders look alright.

Woohooooooooo!! *kisses Rye* Exxxcellent.