How Stravo Got His Groove Back

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-04-12 09:00pm

Zaia wrote:LOL, nice one, babydoll. Foreshadowing how you and Cyran are like one person? Is there going to be a marriage at the end of this story after all?

*looks around all nervous like.*

Well... NO! Of course... not...

*looks around all nervous like again.*

That was interesting, not so much funny until the end, but amusing at least. If this is what happens after you go on a Godzilla exploit... no more for you, bad psycho demi-god from FF9, bad.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-12 09:10pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Zaia wrote:LOL, nice one, babydoll. Foreshadowing how you and Cyran are like one person? Is there going to be a marriage at the end of this story after all?
*looks around all nervous like.*

Well... NO! Of course... not...

*looks around all nervous like again.*

That was interesting, not so much funny until the end, but amusing at least. If this is what happens after you go on a Godzilla exploit... no more for you, bad psycho demi-god from FF9, bad.

-wonders what it would be like if he could write humour.. and then writing after a WoT binge-

-shudders and cackles-

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-04-12 10:27pm

Ooo ooo, I want to die.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-04-13 05:00pm

Zaia wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote:*giant foot lands on 2000AD all Bambi-esque*

That'd be GOJIRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!! foo.

Cookie if you get the joke, and aren't Kuja.
'Bambi Meets Godzilla'?

*applause*

Your cookie:

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-04-13 07:51pm

Matrix Godzilla...heh.

[choral]Mosula![/choral]

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-13 08:24pm

Singular Quartet wrote:
Zaia wrote:'Bambi Meets Godzilla'?
*applause*

Your cookie

Yay! I win!

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2004-04-14 06:55am

Singular Quartet wrote:
Your cookie:

<SNIP pic of cookie>]

Are you sure thats a cookie? It loooks more like a lump of styrofoam with bricks in to me.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-04-14 02:48pm

Crazedwraith wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote:
Your cookie:

<SNIP pic of cookie>]

Are you sure thats a cookie? It loooks more like a lump of styrofoam with bricks in to me.

Oh, you're just jealous.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-04-15 03:20am

Who They Are: Profiles of Groove's Heroes

Name: Stravo
Nickname: God, Kirk-wannabe
Occupation: Lawyer (ouch)
Age: 30-ish
Likes: writing, female companionship
Dislikes: being hassled
Quote: "Therefore you honor, we shall boldly go where no man has gone bef…oops, wrong brief."

Name: Dalton
Nickname: Rob Smash
Occupation: part-time donut thief, professional wrecking crew
Age: 20s
Likes: donuts, smashing things
Dislikes: things he can't smash
Quote: "ROB SMASH!"

Name: Kuja
Nickname: Bwahaha, Pyro, Asshole
Occupation: professional jerk and part-time ladies' man
Age: slightly older than Cyran
Likes: bwahaha-ing, playing with fire, freaking people out
Dislikes: annoyances in any way, shape, or form
Quote: "Hey, here's a quarter and go fuck yourself."

Name: Cyran
Nickname: Kiddo
Occupation: master of unconventional weaponry, part-time Kuja's punching bag
Age: slightly younger than Kuja
Likes: making nukes, repairing nukes, buying nukes, setting off nukes
Dislikes: when the universe uses him as a chew toy
Quote: "The day I stop finding gruesome new ways to kill people is the day I die."

Name: LT. Hit-Man
Nickname: Nutcase, Nutso, Nutter, Nutbag, Nuthead, El Tee
Occupation: professional stormtrooper and full-time nutball
Age: who knows? He's nuts
Likes: being nuts
Dislikes: nuts
Quote: "Hey nutso, care to bring me some nuts, cause I'm nuts?"

Name: Zaia
Nickname: too many to list
Occupation: music teacher and part-time goddess
Age: old enough
Likes: being appreciated, nice guys, music, her claws
Dislikes: jerks
Quote: "Will you please SHUT UP? I can't hear my music!"

Name: Marina (Blond Marina)
Nickname: Duchess (Ditz)
Occupation: bounty hunter (freeloader)
Age: dunno (same here)
Likes: furry things (cute things)
Dislikes: idiots (yucky things)
Quote: *something Latin* (*something vapid*)

Name: Darkstar
Nickname: Darkstar
Occupation: Darkstar
Age: Darkstar
Likes: Darkstar
Dislikes: Darkstar
Quote: "I'm Darkstar!"

Name: Darth Garden Gnome
Nickname: Fearless Leader, Fearful Leader, That Damn Gnome
Occupation: Leader of the Gnomes
Age: who the fuck knows
Likes: being feared
Dislikes: being stepped on (and it happens a LOT)
Quote: "Let the revolution commence-OW MY HEAD!"

Name: Darth Fanboy
Nickname: Flyboy
Occupation: Gnome Hunter
Age: he's around there
Likes: smacking things with his boat oar, getting the girl
Dislikes: losing the oar, losing the girl
Quote: "Yes, I do rule."

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-15 03:25am

Bored?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-04-15 11:20am

Part-time punching bag!?!?!

Yeah I guess that's right... The rest of it is rather right as well, though not just nukes, anything I can get my hands on. The rest of it is funny though. (And I'm 17, 18 in 13 days, just for your information.)

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-04-15 01:26pm

Name: Aya
Nickname: Cutie pie, hey you in the bushes!
Age: 20s
Likes: Girls, girls, girls!
Dislikes: Being hit with asteroids...
Quote: Hey what's that coming at me? Looks like a big rock...

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-04-15 04:01pm

Name: Singular Quartet
Nickname: SQ, Quart, Susie(don't ask)
Age: Varies
Likes: Fire, girls, sharp and/or pointy things
Dislikes: When girls use flaming sharp and/or pointy things on him.
Quote: "Everything in the universe is made of Duct Tape, and the Duct Tape is made of Cheese."

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-04-16 12:32am

Name: fgalkin
Nickname: Crazy Russky, Town Drunk, Cossack of the Apocalypse.
Age: it iz irrelevent. Ze Mozerland not carez fur sach nonsens.
Likes: Flying

Dislikes: Falling, big robot dinsaurs, falling becasue of big robot dinosaurs, Kuja
Quote: "Wan day, I vill hav mai revenj! Nau get mi sam vodka!"

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-16 01:08am

Name: verilon
Nickname: FangBoy
Age: Take a wild guess. I'm the undead!!
Likes: biting people
Dislikes: Being under a collapsed abandoned building
Quote: -hiss-

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-04-16 01:34am

fgalkin wrote:Name: fgalkin
Nickname: Crazy Russky, Town Drunk, Cossack of the Apocalypse.
Age: it iz irrelevent. Ze Mozerland not carez fur sach nonsens.
Likes: Flying
Dislikes: Falling, big robot dinsaurs, falling becasue of big robot dinosaurs, Kuja
Quote: "Wan day, I vill hav mai revenj! Nau get mi sam vodka!"

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Fgalkin, now you're just asking to die again...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-04-16 01:38am

I can't. I'm already dead.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-04-16 01:54am

fgalkin wrote:I can't. I'm already dead.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

It's wise not to tempt a psychotic author who happens to be obsessed with Godzilla... He can find a way to bring you back just to kill you again.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-04-16 02:01am

Captain_Cyran wrote:
fgalkin wrote:I can't. I'm already dead.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
It's wise not to tempt a psychotic author who happens to be obsessed with Godzilla... He can find a way to bring you back just to kill you again.

And if not, I can always desecrate your body.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-04-16 09:39am

Kuja wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
fgalkin wrote:I can't. I'm already dead.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
It's wise not to tempt a psychotic author who happens to be obsessed with Godzilla... He can find a way to bring you back just to kill you again.
And if not, I can always desecrate your body.

You can do that, but you can never make me submit to a robotic mutated T-Rex on steroids.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-04-16 02:52pm

fgalkin wrote:
Kuja wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: It's wise not to tempt a psychotic author who happens to be obsessed with Godzilla... He can find a way to bring you back just to kill you again.
And if not, I can always desecrate your body.
You can do that, but you can never make me submit to a robotic mutated T-Rex on steroids.

Kuja: Given the randomness of everything going on, I'd think it'd be possible to randomly ressurect fgalkin, just to kill him off...

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-18 10:28pm

Kuja wrote:Name: Zaia
Occupation: music teacher and part-time goddess

Only part-time?

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-04-18 11:15pm

Zaia wrote:
Kuja wrote:Name: Zaia
Occupation: music teacher and part-time goddess
Only part-time?

Part time goddess, full time sexy thing! Rawr!

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-04-19 01:36am

Part42A: Storming the Assault! Or is it Assaulting the Storm? Whichever!

*open up on the group standing outside a door*

KUJA: So, is this the right one?

DALTON: Gee, I don't know. Maybe you should go back and ask Fgalkin. Oh, that's right, you killed him. Dumbass.

*silence*

KUJA: I sense anger.

ZAIA: And perceptive, too.

KUJA: Aw, thanks!

CYRAN: That was sarcasm.

KUJA: Bullshit.

CYRAN: *sigh*

LT: So are we gonna knock this door down and turn the place into an inferno or are we just gonna stand here all day and bash Kuja?

KUJA: Hey-

CYRAN: I'm always up for a little Kuja-bashing.

KUJA: Hey!

ZAIA: As much as a round of Kuja-bashing tempts me-

KUJA: HEY!

ZAIA: -I want to get this over with.

*HIT-MAN whips out a rocket launcher*

LT: Let's do it!

*STRAVO steps forward and knocks politely*

LT: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

STRAVO: If a bunch of guys were ready do break down your door and storm your apartment, do you think they would knock first?

LT: Uh...

STRAVO: Precisely.

*the door opens*

MAN: Um, can I help you?

STRAVO: Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

MAN: Huh?

VOICE: Hoo-mans!

STRAVO: Fuck.

LT: KILL!

*everybody pulls out some type of rifle and begins shooting. The group forces their way inside and dives behind a big couch as human-looking aliens unload a volley of lead*

ZAIA: Great! Now what's the plan?

LT: Plan?

DALTON: We've got a plan?

ZAIA: Why didn't I see that coming?

KUJA: Relax. I've got a plan.

OTHERS: NO!

KUJA: No, really. It's not 'blow up every fucking thing I see' this time.

STRAVO: Well, go on then!

CYRAN: So what's this plan?

KUJA: Cyran, you know what the difference between a hero and a corpse is?

CYRAN: Luck?

STRAVO: Fate?

DALTON: Skill?

*KUJA unsheathes a pair of shotguns*

KUJA: The hero's a bigger idiot.

*he stands and unloads*

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-19 01:39am

Kuja wrote:KUJA: The hero's a bigger idiot.

And you play the part so well, sweetie.