Return of What do you look like (take 3)

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-12 08:33pm

RedImperator wrote:They're called breasts, and they're the most wonderful things on Earth.

Yeah, until you almost get an eye taken out by a nipple (see BotM for details), but I still love them. I don't know what I'd do if women didn't have breasts.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-04-12 08:36pm

Freud was totally full of shit, so I'm not worried about that.

Here's the thing I can't get my brain around: setting aside everything else, guys have ball sacks where women have vaginas. Why would anyone, male or female, intentionally chose a wrinkled, hairy, sweaty ball sack over a vagina? To me, ball sacks are proof that sexuality is hardwired, not chosen like the fundies claim, because nobody in his right mind would chose a ball sack.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-04-12 08:38pm

For me it comes down to this

Women look better.

I'm sorry, most guys are truly akin to a small ape versus a good many women.

Besides with Lesbians you have twice the breast and twice the pussy and no dick in sight...and then there's the fantasy angle of being sandwiched between them.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-12 08:42pm

Ghost Rider wrote:For me it comes down to this

Women look better.

I'm sorry, most guys are truly akin to a small ape versus a good many women.

Besides with Lesbians you have twice the breast and twice the pussy and no dick in sight...and then there's the fantasy angle of being sandwiched between them.

Provided, of course, a pair of lesbians (the operative word being 'lesbians') would actually sandwich a male in between them...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-12 08:45pm

A woman's figure is ergonomically pleasing. It's nicely curved with no rough edges. Everything looks like it was delicately sculpted. And breasts are just all around fun to boot.

A man's figure is lumpy and crappy. It's a few bulges with a completely out-of-place protrusion between the legs and a nasty little sack at the base. It's quite simple, really. Women were designed by Apple Computer, and men were designed by eMachines.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-04-12 09:00pm

RedImperator wrote:Freud was totally full of shit, so I'm not worried about that.

Here's the thing I can't get my brain around: setting aside everything else, guys have ball sacks where women have vaginas. Why would anyone, male or female, intentionally chose a wrinkled, hairy, sweaty ball sack over a vagina? To me, ball sacks are proof that sexuality is hardwired, not chosen like the fundies claim, because nobody in his right mind would chose a ball sack.

THAT I can agree with.

And yes, I know Freud was full of shit. But still funny as all hell.

It's a few bulges with a completely out-of-place protrusion between the legs and a nasty little sack at the base.

For some odd reason those bulges are absolutly beautiful... dont know why.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-04-12 09:05pm

Durandal wrote:A woman's figure is ergonomically pleasing. It's nicely curved with no rough edges. Everything looks like it was delicately sculpted. And breasts are just all around fun to boot.

A man's figure is lumpy and crappy. It's a few bulges with a completely out-of-place protrusion between the legs and a nasty little sack at the base. It's quite simple, really. Women were designed by Apple Computer, and men were designed by eMachines.

Those are the identical ideas I have on women's bodies, except their bizarre and unpleasant sacks hang from their chests.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-12 09:08pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
Durandal wrote:A woman's figure is ergonomically pleasing. It's nicely curved with no rough edges. Everything looks like it was delicately sculpted. And breasts are just all around fun to boot.

A man's figure is lumpy and crappy. It's a few bulges with a completely out-of-place protrusion between the legs and a nasty little sack at the base. It's quite simple, really. Women were designed by Apple Computer, and men were designed by eMachines.
Those are the identical ideas I have on women's bodies, except their bizarre and unpleasant sacks hang from their chests.

Not to mention, there are two of them. And they bleed from between their legs, besides.

Of course, I've hit my bi swing again, and it doesn't seem to want to go away.. I'm just really horny lately.. like you all needed to know that.. you did... HA!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-04-12 09:08pm

CrimsonRaine wrote:New ones of me. I took them because I saw this post, and have only posted one. So now you get three, taking all within ten minutes. I put only the links because they came up huge, and didn't have the patience to fix them. You can see the goddamn hairs on my skin.

Oh, well. Enjoy!

http://www.angelfire.com/nj4/crimsonraine/blue.JPG

http://www.angelfire.com/nj4/crimsonraine/blue2.JPG

http://www.angelfire.com/nj4/crimsonraine/blue3.JPG

Crimson Raine (who isn't so crimson)

Crimson, you've started a full like... 2 pages, just for posting your pictures. You should be proud of that little fact. Oh, and I think you're cute, like most of the members seem to think.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-04-12 09:09pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Those are the identical ideas I have on women's bodies, except their bizarre and unpleasant sacks hang from their chests.

Frank I think you need to experience the joy of a titty fuck before you dismiss boobs entirely.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-04-12 09:44pm

verilon wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:For me it comes down to this

Women look better.

I'm sorry, most guys are truly akin to a small ape versus a good many women.

Besides with Lesbians you have twice the breast and twice the pussy and no dick in sight...and then there's the fantasy angle of being sandwiched between them.
Provided, of course, a pair of lesbians (the operative word being 'lesbians') would actually sandwich a male in between them...

That's why it's a fantasy

.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-04-12 09:45pm

The Kernel wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Those are the identical ideas I have on women's bodies, except their bizarre and unpleasant sacks hang from their chests.
Frank I think you need to experience the joy of a titty fuck before you dismiss boobs entirely.

I had quite a few sexual exploits of extremely varied nature in my teen years, believe me.

When you've got to close your eyes and pretend you're in the sack with a guy when you're with the hottest girl in school, you know to just give up all pretense!

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-12 09:47pm

verilon wrote:Of course, I've hit my bi swing again, and it doesn't seem to want to go away.. I'm just really horny lately.. like you all needed to know that.. you did... HA!

Debi and I are pleased you shared that information, thankyouverymuch.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2004-04-13 12:23am

Durandal wrote: My divine visage is an exception to the rule.

Ah, there's the Damien we know. Where were you hiding?

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2004-04-13 12:25am

Dalton wrote: Shut up, bitch! Rickslap you into next week...

As I was saying... and why are you slapping your monitor? Run out of ritalin?

Connor MacLeod wrote: *nodnod* Yeah, real believable, that

About as believable as your Rick James impression. *snicker*

Exmoor Cat · Post by **Exmoor Cat** » 2004-04-13 01:47am

Ghost Rider wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote: I didn't....oh you want to whip her.

Okay, tease.

And you don't want to?
Quiet...I'm merely two parts away from my mind contro...Spam removal device.

DOI! Join the queue and wait your turn! THat frame is becomning a complete social magnet these days.....

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-13 01:58am

Exmoor Cat wrote:DOI! Join the queue and wait your turn! THat frame is becomning a complete social magnet these days.....

I think I know who you are...

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-04-13 02:11am

Zaia wrote:
Exmoor Cat wrote:DOI! Join the queue and wait your turn! THat frame is becomning a complete social magnet these days.....
I think I know who you are...

As do I, infact, I've met him!

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-13 02:19am

Dorsk 81 wrote:As do I, infact, I've met him!

I know, I actually was sure I knew who he was. I just didn't want to be rude since we hadn't been formally introduced.

Daltonator · Post by **Daltonator** » 2004-04-13 04:49am

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Dalton wrote: Shut up, bitch! Rickslap you into next week...
As I was saying... and why are you slapping your monitor? Run out of ritalin?

Silence, fool.

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Dalton wrote: *nodnod* Yeah, real believable, that
About as believable as your Rick James impression. *snicker*

I'm Rick James, bitch! It's a celebration, bitch!

Daltonator · Post by **Daltonator** » 2004-04-13 04:50am

Zaia wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:As do I, infact, I've met him!
I know, I actually was sure I knew who he was. I just didn't want to be rude since we hadn't been formally introduced.

I take full responsibility for letting him loose in here.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-04-13 05:01pm

1) I accept some of that responsibility. I vouched for him.

2) It's quite simple, guys. Hairy chests to rest our heads on, strong arms to support our necks and versatile wrists to open jam jars.
Yes some women have those traits as well, but even girls have some macho pride, and we'd rather let the men prance about being manly then have our macho pride trodden on by a butch woman.

3) Breasts, godsdammit, Aly! BREASTS! The most beautiful thing in the world!
I thought even gay men could appreciate the wondrousness that are breasts.... You certainly must have issues with your mother

4) I'm laughing at all mods who are currently thinking "must... split... thread... why... won't... it... load...."
We should have a separate comments thread.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-04-13 05:08pm

InnerBrat wrote:
4) I'm laughing at all mods who are currently thinking "must... split... thread... why... won't... it... load...."
We should have a separate comments thread.

I would've long ago thought so, if this wasn't the funnest batch of semi off topic stuff this forum has had in a long time.

Later, I'll make a new one.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2004-04-13 05:08pm

RedImperator wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Well I know full well what I see in males

Hell, I dont know what you see in females. They have these two blobs of fat that just dont.. fit....
They're called breasts, and they're the most wonderful things on Earth.

ewwwwww
*shudder*
Now that I think of it...
No...
*shudder*

I prefer manly man. They're sexay

Amphibious · Post by **Amphibious** » 2004-04-13 05:15pm

There's me alright...

it was the best pic I had of me IMO, and was taken in December of 2003. I may not look it in that pic, but I'm in grade 10.

-Regards