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Cpt_Frank wrote:Hey Stravo what about Kirk+Thrawn+Luke+Leia?
I see you've been watching gangbang videos.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Hey Stravo what about Kirk+Thrawn+Luke+Leia?
I see you've been watching gangbang videos.
I don't know about you Wong, But I get NOTHING out of those gang bang videos, what the hell is so sexy about watching a woman get banged by a hundred guys like an assembly line? Threesomes are the most I need, two girls if you please...
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Stravo wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Hey Stravo what about Kirk+Thrawn+Luke+Leia?
I see you've been watching gangbang videos.
I don't know about you Wong, But I get NOTHING out of those gang bang videos, what the hell is so sexy about watching a woman get banged by a hundred guys like an assembly line? Threesomes are the most I need, two girls if you please...
I think they do have a certain appeal. :P
But it's your story Stravo, so it's up to you which kind of sexual content you add.
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Stravo wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I see you've been watching gangbang videos.
I don't know about you Wong, But I get NOTHING out of those gang bang videos, what the hell is so sexy about watching a woman get banged by a hundred guys like an assembly line? Threesomes are the most I need, two girls if you please...
A lot of gangbang videos are almost unwatchable because there's WAY too much HMA (hairy man-ass) onscreen. The ones with huge numbers of guys are definitely NFG. But if the number of guys isn't too large it's watchable, particularly if your girlfriend/wife/mistress gets off on it (which has its own benefits).
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...the fanfic forum has discussions about 'hairy-man ass'

It's official. This forum has been declared Sexually Perverted.
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Hahahaha. Can't wait to see the reaction to being called a bunch of perverts.
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Whats wrong with being "Perverted?"
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NecronLord wrote:Whats wrong with being "Perverted?"
It's certainly more fun than being normal.
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Screw Kirk, how about some Leia-Mara-7o9-Uhura-and why the hell not, throw in Jessica Alba action.
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anarchistbunny wrote:Screw Kirk, how about some Leia-Mara-7o9-Uhura-and why the hell not, throw in Jessica Alba action.
Another lesbian fan?
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anarchistbunny wrote:Screw Kirk, how about some Leia-Mara-7o9-Uhura-and why the hell not, throw in Jessica Alba action.
Oh the shame, there should be at least one guy, preferably me
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I'm not a fan of the cock, nor do I have a chick, so yes I'm into leasbians.

Ofcourse I mean fake lesbians that are hot and either getting paid or bisexual, not real lesbians which are usually to grotesc to get a man anyways.
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Crazy Ivan wrote: Sure, how about a threesome between Jar-Jar Binks, Kirk and Thrawn?
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Master of Ossus wrote:
Crazy Ivan wrote: Sure, how about a threesome between Jar-Jar Binks, Kirk and Thrawn?
[breaks down sobbing]

OMG THE HORROR THE SHEAR HORRID THOUGHT!!! OMG OMG OMG SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!!


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Soontir C'boath wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:
Crazy Ivan wrote: Sure, how about a threesome between Jar-Jar Binks, Kirk and Thrawn?
[breaks down sobbing]

OMG THE HORROR THE SHEAR HORRID THOUGHT!!! OMG OMG OMG SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!!


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I believe he was speaking metaphorically.
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Hey IG lets hear him out, you never know .....
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Oh..

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*L* hmmmn how about Mara showing 7 of 9 how to trully use a light sabre
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For the record:

I find lesbian porn sexy, but only if they are convincing actors. Seeing real lesbians, on the other hand, is not so keen. They are not commonly as hot as the ones in the movies.
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Darth Wong wrote:Just a suggestion :)
No... Don't make me post "Warrior Sisters" by PJ. Please, for the good of the forum...
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POST IT!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Ted wrote:POST IT!!!!!!!!
Well, fine. You want it? I'm sure as hell not posting it on this forum. Google Groups search

He's not necessarily a bad writer, per se. His spelling and grammar are fairly good, and his stories are readable. The only problem is that the characters in them are portrayed so out-of-character as to be completely unbelievable (not surprising considering the subject matter).

The other problem is that, frankly, he's perverted. Lesbianism is fine, but not when the subjects are fourteen. Many of his works are about the YJK series--usually involving Tenel Ka and Jaina. He naturally got a lot of flak from across the internet, as shown in this quote:

"I've received several nasty e-mails over the past few days from people
outraged about my Young Jedi Knight stories. The only reason I'm
getting these e-mails I assume is that someone posted either one of my
stories or a link to one of them. I wrote those stories specifically
for adult fanfic readers, not the general public. If you mentioned my
work on an open forum or posted it to a mainstream newsgroup stop it
immediately and do not do it again. The general Star Wars fanbase
hates erotic fanfic, that goes for most mainstream fans of any
comicbook or game. Do not share my stories with anyone outside this
forum, I do not want any more flame mails. Thank you."

Like I care :twisted: (He's been off the 'Net for almost two years now).
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I think he's been posting under other names more recently, pyro being one of them.
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