Yeah, until you almost get an eye taken out by a nipple (see BotM for details), but I still love them. I don't know what I'd do if women didn't have breasts.RedImperator wrote:They're called breasts, and they're the most wonderful things on Earth.
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Freud was totally full of shit, so I'm not worried about that.
Here's the thing I can't get my brain around: setting aside everything else, guys have ball sacks where women have vaginas. Why would anyone, male or female, intentionally chose a wrinkled, hairy, sweaty ball sack over a vagina? To me, ball sacks are proof that sexuality is hardwired, not chosen like the fundies claim, because nobody in his right mind would chose a ball sack.
Here's the thing I can't get my brain around: setting aside everything else, guys have ball sacks where women have vaginas. Why would anyone, male or female, intentionally chose a wrinkled, hairy, sweaty ball sack over a vagina? To me, ball sacks are proof that sexuality is hardwired, not chosen like the fundies claim, because nobody in his right mind would chose a ball sack.
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For me it comes down to this
Women look better.
I'm sorry, most guys are truly akin to a small ape versus a good many women.
Besides with Lesbians you have twice the breast and twice the pussy and no dick in sight...and then there's the fantasy angle of being sandwiched between them.
Women look better.
I'm sorry, most guys are truly akin to a small ape versus a good many women.
Besides with Lesbians you have twice the breast and twice the pussy and no dick in sight...and then there's the fantasy angle of being sandwiched between them.
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Provided, of course, a pair of lesbians (the operative word being 'lesbians') would actually sandwich a male in between them...Ghost Rider wrote:For me it comes down to this
Women look better.
I'm sorry, most guys are truly akin to a small ape versus a good many women.
Besides with Lesbians you have twice the breast and twice the pussy and no dick in sight...and then there's the fantasy angle of being sandwiched between them.
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A woman's figure is ergonomically pleasing. It's nicely curved with no rough edges. Everything looks like it was delicately sculpted. And breasts are just all around fun to boot.
A man's figure is lumpy and crappy. It's a few bulges with a completely out-of-place protrusion between the legs and a nasty little sack at the base. It's quite simple, really. Women were designed by Apple Computer, and men were designed by eMachines.
A man's figure is lumpy and crappy. It's a few bulges with a completely out-of-place protrusion between the legs and a nasty little sack at the base. It's quite simple, really. Women were designed by Apple Computer, and men were designed by eMachines.
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THAT I can agree with.RedImperator wrote:Freud was totally full of shit, so I'm not worried about that.
Here's the thing I can't get my brain around: setting aside everything else, guys have ball sacks where women have vaginas. Why would anyone, male or female, intentionally chose a wrinkled, hairy, sweaty ball sack over a vagina? To me, ball sacks are proof that sexuality is hardwired, not chosen like the fundies claim, because nobody in his right mind would chose a ball sack.
And yes, I know Freud was full of shit. But still funny as all hell.
For some odd reason those bulges are absolutly beautiful... dont know why.It's a few bulges with a completely out-of-place protrusion between the legs and a nasty little sack at the base.
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Those are the identical ideas I have on women's bodies, except their bizarre and unpleasant sacks hang from their chests.Durandal wrote:A woman's figure is ergonomically pleasing. It's nicely curved with no rough edges. Everything looks like it was delicately sculpted. And breasts are just all around fun to boot.
A man's figure is lumpy and crappy. It's a few bulges with a completely out-of-place protrusion between the legs and a nasty little sack at the base. It's quite simple, really. Women were designed by Apple Computer, and men were designed by eMachines.
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Not to mention, there are two of them. And they bleed from between their legs, besides.Frank Hipper wrote:Those are the identical ideas I have on women's bodies, except their bizarre and unpleasant sacks hang from their chests.Durandal wrote:A woman's figure is ergonomically pleasing. It's nicely curved with no rough edges. Everything looks like it was delicately sculpted. And breasts are just all around fun to boot.
A man's figure is lumpy and crappy. It's a few bulges with a completely out-of-place protrusion between the legs and a nasty little sack at the base. It's quite simple, really. Women were designed by Apple Computer, and men were designed by eMachines.
Of course, I've hit my bi swing again, and it doesn't seem to want to go away.. I'm just really horny lately.. like you all needed to know that.. you did... HA!
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Crimson, you've started a full like... 2 pages, just for posting your pictures. You should be proud of that little fact. Oh, and I think you're cute, like most of the members seem to think.CrimsonRaine wrote:New ones of me. I took them because I saw this post, and have only posted one. So now you get three, taking all within ten minutes. I put only the links because they came up huge, and didn't have the patience to fix them. You can see the goddamn hairs on my skin.
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That's why it's a fantasy .verilon wrote:Provided, of course, a pair of lesbians (the operative word being 'lesbians') would actually sandwich a male in between them...Ghost Rider wrote:For me it comes down to this
Women look better.
I'm sorry, most guys are truly akin to a small ape versus a good many women.
Besides with Lesbians you have twice the breast and twice the pussy and no dick in sight...and then there's the fantasy angle of being sandwiched between them.
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I had quite a few sexual exploits of extremely varied nature in my teen years, believe me.The Kernel wrote:Frank I think you need to experience the joy of a titty fuck before you dismiss boobs entirely.Frank Hipper wrote:Those are the identical ideas I have on women's bodies, except their bizarre and unpleasant sacks hang from their chests.
When you've got to close your eyes and pretend you're in the sack with a guy when you're with the hottest girl in school, you know to just give up all pretense!
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Debi and I are pleased you shared that information, thankyouverymuch.verilon wrote:Of course, I've hit my bi swing again, and it doesn't seem to want to go away.. I'm just really horny lately.. like you all needed to know that.. you did... HA!
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Okay, tease.
And you don't want to?
I think I know who you are...Exmoor Cat wrote:DOI! Join the queue and wait your turn! THat frame is becomning a complete social magnet these days.....
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As do I, infact, I've met him!Zaia wrote:I think I know who you are...Exmoor Cat wrote:DOI! Join the queue and wait your turn! THat frame is becomning a complete social magnet these days.....
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I know, I actually was sure I knew who he was. I just didn't want to be rude since we hadn't been formally introduced.Dorsk 81 wrote:As do I, infact, I've met him!
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1) I accept some of that responsibility. I vouched for him.
2) It's quite simple, guys. Hairy chests to rest our heads on, strong arms to support our necks and versatile wrists to open jam jars.
Yes some women have those traits as well, but even girls have some macho pride, and we'd rather let the men prance about being manly then have our macho pride trodden on by a butch woman.
3) Breasts, godsdammit, Aly! BREASTS! The most beautiful thing in the world!
I thought even gay men could appreciate the wondrousness that are breasts.... You certainly must have issues with your mother
4) I'm laughing at all mods who are currently thinking "must... split... thread... why... won't... it... load...."
We should have a separate comments thread.
2) It's quite simple, guys. Hairy chests to rest our heads on, strong arms to support our necks and versatile wrists to open jam jars.
Yes some women have those traits as well, but even girls have some macho pride, and we'd rather let the men prance about being manly then have our macho pride trodden on by a butch woman.
3) Breasts, godsdammit, Aly! BREASTS! The most beautiful thing in the world!
I thought even gay men could appreciate the wondrousness that are breasts.... You certainly must have issues with your mother
4) I'm laughing at all mods who are currently thinking "must... split... thread... why... won't... it... load...."
We should have a separate comments thread.
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I would've long ago thought so, if this wasn't the funnest batch of semi off topic stuff this forum has had in a long time.InnerBrat wrote:
4) I'm laughing at all mods who are currently thinking "must... split... thread... why... won't... it... load...."
We should have a separate comments thread.
Later, I'll make a new one.
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ewwwwwwRedImperator wrote:They're called breasts, and they're the most wonderful things on Earth.Alyrium Denryle wrote:Well I know full well what I see in males
Hell, I dont know what you see in females. They have these two blobs of fat that just dont.. fit....
*shudder*
Now that I think of it...
No...
*shudder*
I prefer manly man. They're sexay
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