Return of What do you look like (take 3)

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-04-13 06:59pm

Durandal wrote:
Comosicus wrote:You look a bit like Amidala in the first picture.
If you'd read Fast Times, you wouldn't have been surprised.

What is Fast Times?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-13 08:25pm

Comosicus wrote:What is Fast Times?

Only the best fanfic in existence.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-04-13 08:29pm

Dahak wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Well I know full well what I see in males

Hell, I dont know what you see in females. They have these two blobs of fat that just dont.. fit....
They're called breasts, and they're the most wonderful things on Earth.
ewwwwww
*shudder*
Now that I think of it...
No...
*shudder*

I prefer manly man. They're sexay

Ball sacks, dude. Ball sacks.

I rest my case.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-04-13 11:36pm

This is me playing flight sims on my computer. Yes I do take it too seriousily.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-13 11:41pm

Indeed you do... I don't go for the flight mask when I'm capping MiGs.

Gerard_Paloma · Post by **Gerard_Paloma** » 2004-04-13 11:42pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:This is me playing flight sims on my computer. Yes I do take it too seriousily.

*snip rad pic*

No way, man, the rest of us just don't take it seriously enough. Although I do play with the HOTAS setup, the joystick + keyboard sucks ass.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-14 01:57am

InnerBrat wrote:3) Breasts, godsdammit, Aly! BREASTS! The most beautiful thing in the world!
I thought even gay men could appreciate the wondrousness that are breasts.... You certainly must have issues with your mother

Someone throwing Freud in Aly's face? This is new.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2004-04-14 03:12am

Durandal wrote:
Comosicus wrote:What is Fast Times?
Only the best fanfic in existence.

If you're a pot head

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2004-04-14 03:13am

Ghost Rider wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:
4) I'm laughing at all mods who are currently thinking "must... split... thread... why... won't... it... load...."
We should have a separate comments thread.
I would've long ago thought so, if this wasn't the funnest batch of semi off topic stuff this forum has had in a long time.

Later, I'll make a new one.

See.. now you're thanking me

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2004-04-14 03:15am

Daltonator wrote: Silence, fool.

No, no, no.. that's Mr. T. And its pronounced "Foo'" - SILENT "L"

Dalton wrote: I'm Rick James, bitch! It's a celebration, bitch!

Now you're making up fictional celebrations to support your Rick James delusion. As if saying "bitch" after every other sentence makes you more like him

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2004-04-14 03:18am

OH yes.. and three words: HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-04-14 10:27am

3) Breasts, godsdammit, Aly! BREASTS! The most beautiful thing in the world!
I thought even gay men could appreciate the wondrousness that are breasts.... You certainly must have issues with your mother

Well, I know the Freudian explanation....

I dont like breasts because I love my mother so much that I feel subconciously that I am not good enough for her. So, I went in the opposite direction to spare mother having to put up with my oedipus complex.

Now you... women are not supposed to like breasts.

YOU like breasts because of your desire for your father. WHen you were in puperty you saw all those breasts that were bigger than yours. You hated them at first out of jealousy. However subconciously you knew that breasts were the key to winning your father over. But your Id didnt understand the concept and grew to want THEIR breasts rather than santing to have breasts LIKE theirs....

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-04-14 11:02am

Bullshit. You hate breasts becasue you had a horrible incident with them as a child. Maybe your mother, whom you associate with the food and warmth supplied by breasts, was an evil psychopathic bitch.

Me, I like breasts because I had a comfortable, stable, nurtured childhood and spent many a happy time sucking on one. Also, because they're the greatest thing ever.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-04-14 11:11am

InnerBrat wrote: Me, I like breasts because I had a comfortable, stable, nurtured childhood and spent many a happy time sucking on one. Also, because they're the greatest thing ever.

I disagree. While breasts are certainly ONE of the greatest things ever, this has even the finest homegrown boobies beat:

Behold the beauty of a grill so fine that God himself would have one if he actually existed. Truly a masterwork of engineering might.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-04-14 11:14am

Bullshit. You hate breasts becasue you had a horrible incident with them as a child. Maybe your mother, whom you associate with the food and warmth supplied by breasts, was an evil psychopathic bitch.

No, my mother was NOT a psychopathic bitch. If anything my father was a psychotic asshole.

Me, I like breasts because I had a comfortable, stable, nurtured childhood and spent many a happy time sucking on one. Also, because they're the greatest thing ever.

Ah, so you suffer from an oedipus complex and electra complex.. very interesting.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-04-14 12:22pm

The Kernel wrote:
InnerBrat wrote: Me, I like breasts because I had a comfortable, stable, nurtured childhood and spent many a happy time sucking on one. Also, because they're the greatest thing ever.
I disagree. While breasts are certainly ONE of the greatest things ever, this has even the finest homegrown boobies beat:

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Behold the beauty of a grill so fine that God himself would have one if he actually existed. Truly a masterwork of engineering might.

Dude, you can stick your dick in a barbecue grill if you like. I'll take the titties.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-04-14 12:33pm

RedImperator wrote: Dude, you can stick your dick in a barbecue grill if you like. I'll take the titties.

*sigh*

I can see you simply do not fully appreciate the glory of the Weber Genesis grill. Titties, for all their wonderful attributes, simply cannot cook a Kansas City steak to the peak of perfection. Moreover, while perfect titties are everywhere and plentiful (as they should be), how many people do you know with the perfect grill? I rest my case.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-04-14 12:50pm

I'll take a hamburger reheated in the microwave and a titty fuck over steak and jerking off any day.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-04-14 12:59pm

I suspect the Kernel has some shares in the company which manufactures the grills. Noone in their right mind would neglect the masterwork that is the breast for slices of dead cow being burned.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-14 02:56pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Ah, so you suffer from an oedipus complex and electra complex.. very interesting.

Isn't an oedipal complex strictly for males?

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-14 02:57pm

Mmmmmmmm, steak...

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2004-04-14 03:06pm

I'd rather cook with a charcoal grill (gas is for sissies!) which is also, quite a lot cheaper (and better) and have a bodacious babe to satisfy all my more manly needs, than spend $700 in that glorified kitchen burner.

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-04-14 04:12pm

RedImperator wrote:
The Kernel wrote:
InnerBrat wrote: Me, I like breasts because I had a comfortable, stable, nurtured childhood and spent many a happy time sucking on one. Also, because they're the greatest thing ever.
I disagree. While breasts are certainly ONE of the greatest things ever, this has even the finest homegrown boobies beat:

[img]<snip>[/img]

Behold the beauty of a grill so fine that God himself would have one if he actually existed. Truly a masterwork of engineering might.
Dude, you can stick your dick in a barbecue grill if you like. I'll take the titties.

Good lord, man.

And for the count, I like breasts, too. I mean, they're pretty simple. Nice and warm and pillowy, and for Christ's sake, they're MEANT to be suckled. And for the most part, that feels rather nice.

Which leads me to this question: Why do men have nipples?

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-04-14 04:22pm

Me, after a recent bleaching-of-the-hair.

*blinks* I don't look quite right there... pictures I take like that never do though. Oh well, it shows my hair.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-04-14 04:53pm

CrimsonRaine wrote: Good lord, man.

And for the count, I like breasts, too. I mean, they're pretty simple. Nice and warm and pillowy, and for Christ's sake, they're MEANT to be suckled. And for the most part, that feels rather nice.

Which leads me to this question: Why do men have nipples?

Because in the womb we start off female, physically. Later on the y chromosome triggers off different hormones and the female bits grow into male ones.

A sort of flip-flop of this would be in hyenas, whose females have even more testosterone than the males, and the females have "false penises" and are generally very aggressive. They have a matriarchal society too.