Offical Bush TV address (4/13)

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"We haven't found any weapons, but I still believe that Saddam Hussein was a threat."

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"A free Iraq will be a major blow for terrorism."

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Ah, I see Bush's speech means no 24. THis iis not helping to stem the tide of Anti-Americanism.
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What a blithering idiot. I haven't heard him directly answer a single question.
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"Do you feel the you yourself should apologise to the American people for Sept. 11th?"

"Osama bin Laden was responsible for 9/11..." :?:

Well, no shit Sherlock! How about answering the fucking question directly and saying NO I WON'T APOLOGISE!
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I thought I heard somebody laughing the background, but that could have been me.

He's such a fucking monkey. He didn't answer any questions, he just reguritated the party line over, and over, and over again, and he did it poorly.
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My God, he actually said "Wait a minute, I'm trying to come up with an answer." It's so pathetic, you almost, almost feel sorry for him. I can't believe we elected him President.
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Jesus Fucking Christ, ANSWER A FUCKING QUESTION!!! This is like watching Clinton without the charisma or intelligence.
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HemlockGrey wrote:My God, he actually said "Wait a minute, I'm trying to come up with an answer." It's so pathetic, you almost, almost feel sorry for him. I can't believe we elected him President.
Well, actually, we didn't. 8)
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I love the part where he says something to the effect that 'one day, I see another American President sitting down with a newly elected Iraqi President to see how to make the world a safer place." Aiming for at least a 2008 Iraqi election, Shrubby, or anticipating a loss?
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Why didn't he just give a speech?
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HemlockGrey wrote:My God, he actually said "Wait a minute, I'm trying to come up with an answer." It's so pathetic, you almost, almost feel sorry for him. I can't believe we elected him President.
I must've missed that part. It's great how I, an ordinary citizen, can mute the president of the United States.
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The best part of that disgraceful performance was that as soon as Fox News got done spin doctoring it, they cut to Laura Prepon dancing in a car.
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God dammit, this is the second time I've had to miss a new episode of 24 so Bush could spout some party line bullshit.
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What the fuck was that "I have a must call list"?
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I wish some reporter would've just yelled out, after not getting an answer, and said "WOULD YOU ..., YES OR NO? Don't BS us, you're here to serve us, you ANSWER to us, so you answer NOW: Yes or no?!"
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LMAO- he pronounced "Caucasus region" the "Caucus" region.

Did anyone get the impression that he was genuinely pissed off when that guy near the end asking him a question and El Busho made a comment about "wish you had handed it in earlier so I'd have time to prepare"
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Joe wrote:Why didn't he just give a speech?
He did, during one of his alledged answers.
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Vympel wrote:"wish you had handed it in earlier so I'd have time to prepare"
YES. :evil:
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HemlockGrey wrote:My God, he actually said "Wait a minute, I'm trying to come up with an answer." It's so pathetic, you almost, almost feel sorry for him. I can't believe we elected him President.

Who's we?
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:What the fuck was that "I have a must call list"?
Certain reporters get in the press secretary's good grace's somehow.... those reporters get to ask a question....sheesh! Didn't you watch Deep Impact?! :wink:
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Vympel wrote:LMAO- he pronounced "Caucasus region" the "Caucus" region.
LOL! I was reading something on the computer where the TV on half listening, and heard him say that...I thought to myself, "Why the hell is he talking about caucuses?!" :lol:
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There's a lump of cat-shit that I just cleaned out of the litterbox that was more intelligent then that bluthering jackass.

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HemlockGrey wrote:My God, he actually said "Wait a minute, I'm trying to come up with an answer." It's so pathetic, you almost, almost feel sorry for him. I can't believe we elected him President.

Who's we?
The Supreme Court. :roll: :evil:
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I listen to part of what he said on the news,and he's trying to keep his head above the shit he made. :roll:
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