Oh gawd...Look what my friend got...

Amphibious · Post by **Amphibious** » 2004-04-13 08:17pm

My American friend who moved to Canada not too long ago; he just got back from a visit to his Uncle's place in the good ol' US of A, and was lucky to recieve this little baby as a gift from his Unc:

Yep, a $9000 paintball mini gun, which fires 2000 rounds per minute, with a 400 meter range.

I don't think they have those here in Canada, especially not down in the local Wal-Mart.

All I can say is, I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of that thing...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-04-13 08:29pm

Opens up new possibilities for home defense.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-04-13 08:37pm

espically if used in conjunction with those police paint balls filled with a stinging power.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-13 08:42pm

Just to toss a bit of paint at somebody?

Meep...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-13 08:43pm

darthdavid wrote:espically if used in conjunction with those police paint balls filled with a stinging power.

Screw that, just load it up with ball bearings and kill the motherfuckers.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-04-13 08:55pm

I want one.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-04-13 09:03pm

Holy shit....That is cool.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-04-13 09:38pm

*begins drooling*

And by the by, frozen superballs are some of the best things.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-04-13 09:38pm

Zaia wrote:

Just to toss a bit of paint at somebody?

Meep...

Zaia, repeat after me... Boys and toys.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-04-13 09:43pm

That looks torn from a screenshot of Quake III or something. Fucking nice gun, in any event.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-04-13 10:09pm

I love that gun... i would rub my dick on it if i could

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-04-13 10:56pm

*laughs as he imagines all the barrels getting jammed*

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-13 10:58pm

The Aliens wrote:That looks torn from a screenshot of Quake III or something.

Nah, it's not ugly enough.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-13 11:27pm

Hmm... I can't seem to place that RBC. It looks exactly like an XM-214, just that the muzzle cover is completely different. Ah well.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:*laughs as he imagines all the barrels getting jammed*

The day one of these babies jams is the day I castrate myself (hint: it doesn't happen. EVER.)

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-04-14 12:15am

I do wonder why those suits(?) in the back are labeled USS Iwo Jima and there's a ammo box on the table that appears to be 0.50 cal ammo.

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2004-04-14 12:18am

HOOLLLY CRAPP!!! Makes my automag look like a pea-shooter. Paintball guns don't jam, they break balls......*that didn't sound right*

LordChaos · Post by **LordChaos** » 2004-04-14 12:52am

aerius wrote:
darthdavid wrote:espically if used in conjunction with those police paint balls filled with a stinging power.
Screw that, just load it up with ball bearings and kill the motherfuckers.

Even max presure it won't be leathal.. velocity will be too low.. not enough behind them to overcome the mass.

LordChaos · Post by **LordChaos** » 2004-04-14 12:57am

SpacedTeddyBear wrote:HOOLLLY CRAPP!!! Makes my automag look like a pea-shooter. Paintball guns don't jam, they break balls......*that didn't sound right*

Actualy, a Sovereign or Autococker or Blazer/Typhoon can jam IF it's opperating at a low enough recock presure. Course, pulling the triger again normaly clears that up.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-14 01:38am

Where the hell do you buy something like that? And how do you use it? Is it light enough to carry around like the lawnmower gun from T2? Or do you mount it on the back of an ATV and strafe people?

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2004-04-14 01:47am

I got a woody just looking at it.
Did you need to change your shorts after touching it?

One more useless, senceless, thing I'd love to own and misuse! Vermin beware! Touch not the plants of my sacred garden of plenty!

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-04-14 01:54am

Tsyroc wrote:I do wonder why those suits(?) in the back are labeled USS Iwo Jima and there's a ammo box on the table that appears to be 0.50 cal ammo.

Looks like a couple amo cans from a Mk 19 down under the table too.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-04-14 02:56am

thecreech wrote:I love that gun... i would rub my dick on it if i could

ROTFLMAO!!!

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-04-14 03:38am

That's a BIG penis replacement

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-04-14 03:48am

Incredible gun. I wish I had one.

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2004-04-14 07:11am

At least now it's easier to repaint the house