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Zaia wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:I'm guessing Zaia's going to win a bet of some sorts with this thread that she made. :lol:
Shhhh! We're on a roll here! :D
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Lagmonster wrote:Uh-huh. Ain't no thirty-somethings gonna jump on your horse, ma'am. We is sensitive things, we are, what with all these kids running around. :wink:
You (and Mike) are SERIOUSLY underestimating how sexy dads can be. Seeing a man who is a wonderful father is extremely attractive, and seeing a man who's a wonderful SHIRTLESS father is even MORE attractive!

C'mon, please? Either of you? Or better yet, both?! :D
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Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Alright, up to seven participants now! Woohoo! *catcalls* Thanks, Dalton!! *kisses cheek*
:oops:

Er...I once gave a friend a lapdance at her birthday party...*waggles eyebrows*
Has she been released from the nut house yet? :P

I'm going to need to do some heavy editing to one of my pics, but I'll post it.

Edit: Not exactly what I promised, but it works.

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Zaia wrote: 2000AD, I LOVE your pictures--your poses are so cute, and that eyebrow thing you have goin' on is sexy, damnit. *rowr* :wink:
It a cross between Johnny Bravo and The Rock. Combined with some strange facial expressions it makes me look constipated in some of the rejected pics :D
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Right.. I have an old picture somewhere.... *looks*

Uhh... Obscenely large picture...

I have better ones, I just need to resize and upload them. That one happened to be on my netscape account *shrugs*
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And here it is...

Too insecure at the moment to post it in the thread, so you only get a link. :P
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Rye wrote:And here it is...

Too insecure at the moment to post it in the thread, so you only get a link. :P
<click>

THUD!!!





Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice..... :teeth:
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Rawr, where can I get me some of that? :D
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Aya wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Alright, up to seven participants now! Woohoo! *catcalls* Thanks, Dalton!! *kisses cheek*
:oops:

Er...I once gave a friend a lapdance at her birthday party...*waggles eyebrows*
Has she been released from the nut house yet? :P

I'm going to need to do some heavy editing to one of my pics, but I'll post it.

Edit: Not exactly what I promised, but it works.

<snip>

I'm really not that pale, I was standing in my kitchen under the light when I took it.
You're cute!
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Yay!

*frolics around all the yummy chests*

Thank you, Zaia. This is the best equinox present a girl could ever ask for. *hugs*
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Anytime, beautiful. *kiss kiss* :D

Hey, any chance of you convincing your kitty cat to join in the fun? *mischevious smile*
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Ok, now it's our turn. Make a new thread and show us your boobies!
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Dahak wrote: You're cute!
:mrgreen:
Am not. :oops:
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Decisions, decisions... Since I'm planning to post something in the What You Look Like Thread 3 anyway, I probably should enter. But...hm.
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Despite my real world shyness, I have thought about posting a topless pic of myself, but two concerns come to mind.

1) I fear all the ladies will copy it, and distribute all over the internet, and I will soon be flooded with hot chicks wanting some of that wicked piloting action. And...

2) More realisticly, people will copy and distribute my pic to simply make fun of my tall and skinny build.
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I wouldnt make fun of you
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RYE WINS BY DEFAULT.

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Wicked Pilot wrote:Despite my real world shyness, I have thought about posting a topless pic of myself, but too concerns come to mind.

1) I fear all the ladies will copy it, and distribute all over the internet, and I will soon be flooded with hot chicks wanting some of that wicked piloting action. And...

2) More realisticly, people will copy and distribute my pic to simply make fun of my tall and skinny build.
Bud, I'm like 6'3 and weight only 120 lbs.
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Default? We have like 10 contestants and more who are waiting on cameras. Shut yer yapper, silly koj. :P
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Zaia wrote:Default? We have like 10 contestants and more who are waiting on cameras. Shut yer yapper, silly koj. :P
Well, Rye would win by default if this was a penis contest. :D
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Rye wrote:And here it is...

Too insecure at the moment to post it in the thread, so you only get a link. :P
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Zaia: Regardless of who enters, Rye will always win. Always has won and always will, therefore he wins by default. :P
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kojikun wrote:Zaia: Regardless of who enters, Rye will always win. Always has won and always will, therefore he wins by default. :P
HEAR THAT, DURANDAL? SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE TO ME!!


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Zaia wrote:HEAR THAT, DURANDAL? SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE TO ME!!


:P :D
Sure does. Put up, Durandal. Or are you admitting you're not that seeeexy? :wink:
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Give me a few months. I've recently started lifting weights and I'm actually noticing some improvement. By the end of the summer I will be sexier than Pablo Sanchez.
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