Uh-huh. Ain't no thirty-somethings gonna jump on your horse, ma'am. We is sensitive things, we are, what with all these kids running around.Zaia wrote:Shhhh! We're on a roll here!Lagmonster wrote:I'm guessing Zaia's going to win a bet of some sorts with this thread that she made.
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You (and Mike) are SERIOUSLY underestimating how sexy dads can be. Seeing a man who is a wonderful father is extremely attractive, and seeing a man who's a wonderful SHIRTLESS father is even MORE attractive!Lagmonster wrote:Uh-huh. Ain't no thirty-somethings gonna jump on your horse, ma'am. We is sensitive things, we are, what with all these kids running around.
C'mon, please? Either of you? Or better yet, both?!
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Has she been released from the nut house yet?Dalton wrote:Zaia wrote:Alright, up to seven participants now! Woohoo! *catcalls* Thanks, Dalton!! *kisses cheek*
Er...I once gave a friend a lapdance at her birthday party...*waggles eyebrows*
I'm going to need to do some heavy editing to one of my pics, but I'll post it.
Edit: Not exactly what I promised, but it works.
I'm really not that pale, I was standing in my kitchen under the light when I took it.
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It a cross between Johnny Bravo and The Rock. Combined with some strange facial expressions it makes me look constipated in some of the rejected picsZaia wrote: 2000AD, I LOVE your pictures--your poses are so cute, and that eyebrow thing you have goin' on is sexy, damnit. *rowr*
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Right.. I have an old picture somewhere.... *looks*
Uhh... Obscenely large picture...
I have better ones, I just need to resize and upload them. That one happened to be on my netscape account *shrugs*
Uhh... Obscenely large picture...
I have better ones, I just need to resize and upload them. That one happened to be on my netscape account *shrugs*
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<click>Rye wrote:And here it is...
Too insecure at the moment to post it in the thread, so you only get a link.
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You're cute!Aya wrote:Has she been released from the nut house yet?Dalton wrote:Zaia wrote:Alright, up to seven participants now! Woohoo! *catcalls* Thanks, Dalton!! *kisses cheek*
Er...I once gave a friend a lapdance at her birthday party...*waggles eyebrows*
I'm going to need to do some heavy editing to one of my pics, but I'll post it.
Edit: Not exactly what I promised, but it works.
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I'm really not that pale, I was standing in my kitchen under the light when I took it.
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Thank you, Zaia. This is the best equinox present a girl could ever ask for. *hugs*
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Thank you, Zaia. This is the best equinox present a girl could ever ask for. *hugs*
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Decisions, decisions... Since I'm planning to post something in the What You Look Like Thread 3 anyway, I probably should enter. But...hm.
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Despite my real world shyness, I have thought about posting a topless pic of myself, but two concerns come to mind.
1) I fear all the ladies will copy it, and distribute all over the internet, and I will soon be flooded with hot chicks wanting some of that wicked piloting action. And...
2) More realisticly, people will copy and distribute my pic to simply make fun of my tall and skinny build.
1) I fear all the ladies will copy it, and distribute all over the internet, and I will soon be flooded with hot chicks wanting some of that wicked piloting action. And...
2) More realisticly, people will copy and distribute my pic to simply make fun of my tall and skinny build.
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Bud, I'm like 6'3 and weight only 120 lbs.Wicked Pilot wrote:Despite my real world shyness, I have thought about posting a topless pic of myself, but too concerns come to mind.
1) I fear all the ladies will copy it, and distribute all over the internet, and I will soon be flooded with hot chicks wanting some of that wicked piloting action. And...
2) More realisticly, people will copy and distribute my pic to simply make fun of my tall and skinny build.
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Default? We have like 10 contestants and more who are waiting on cameras. Shut yer yapper, silly koj.
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Huh. Legolas Effect.Rye wrote:And here it is...
Too insecure at the moment to post it in the thread, so you only get a link.
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HEAR THAT, DURANDAL? SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE TO ME!!kojikun wrote:Zaia: Regardless of who enters, Rye will always win. Always has won and always will, therefore he wins by default.
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