John and Rebecca Stamos split up!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-04-13 02:26am

They're separating! It's your chance, guys!

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-04-13 02:28am

I can't believe that piece of shit show Full House went for EIGHT years. Fraiser it AIN'T.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-13 02:59am

Decisions, decisions... -chuckles-

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-04-13 03:07am

Sorry, but my Give-a-Damn meter is stuck firmly at zero.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2004-04-13 04:15am

That name sounds vaguely familiar ...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-04-13 06:52am

Bob McDob wrote:That name sounds vaguely familiar ...

Rebecca Stamos (MYSTIQUE)

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-13 09:21am

I'll sweep that supermodel off her feet. There's nothing those types love more than a college boy with no car, large amounts of debt and a shitty apartment.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-04-13 09:23am

Durandal wrote:I'll sweep that supermodel off her feet. There's nothing those types love more than a college boy with no car, large amounts of debt and a shitty apartment.

That's why you push all those aside by offering copious amounts of sex.

Still, yet another of the glorious Hollywood breakups.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-04-13 09:34am

Ghost Rider wrote:
Still, yet another of the glorious Hollywood breakups.

These always remind me of something John Stewart said on The Daily Show when Billy Bob Thorton and Angelina Jolie got married. It went something like this:

"Today Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton got married. This will be his sixth divorce and her second..."

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-04-13 12:10pm

Still, yet another of the glorious Hollywood breakups.

How the hell is he even close to being 'Hollywood'. Perhaps 'hollywood washout'. He's done nothing but longdistance comercials for ten years.

How the hell do you come home to her everynight and then fuck up the relationship. I don't know, maybe she just came to her senses.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-04-13 12:14pm

Knife wrote:
Still, yet another of the glorious Hollywood breakups.
How the hell is he even close to being 'Hollywood'. Perhaps 'hollywood washout'. He's done nothing but longdistance comercials for ten years.

How the hell do you come home to her everynight and then fuck up the relationship. I don't know, maybe she just came to her senses.

Celebrity weddings rarely works,and the few that are really solid can be counted on the hands.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-04-13 12:16pm

Knife wrote:How the hell is he even close to being 'Hollywood'. Perhaps 'hollywood washout'. He's done nothing but longdistance comercials for ten years.

How the hell do you come home to her everynight and then fuck up the relationship. I don't know, maybe she just came to her senses.

He's a Hollywood person. He's probably cheating on her. It doesn't matter how beautiful a woman is; a Hollywood person will cheat on her. It's an immutable law.

Mind you, she could be a complete bitch. It's not as if we know her or anything.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-04-13 12:19pm

Is John still cute?

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-04-13 12:20pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Knife wrote:How the hell is he even close to being 'Hollywood'. Perhaps 'hollywood washout'. He's done nothing but longdistance comercials for ten years.

How the hell do you come home to her everynight and then fuck up the relationship. I don't know, maybe she just came to her senses.
He's a Hollywood person. He's probably cheating on her. It doesn't matter how beautiful a woman is; a Hollywood person will cheat on her. It's an immutable law.

Mind you, she could be a complete bitch. It's not as if we know her or anything.

True enough, though everytime shit like this happens, not that is ruins my day or I give it too much thought, I think about the poor guy coming home to the hot, rich chick and his poor rough life in having to please her.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-13 03:02pm

Someone, somewhere must've written down a law in some sociology book about Hollywood couples having a set amount of time before a divorce and prenuptial agreement is fucked in the arse.

They could also mention something about fads being picked up first there, like scientology which is just so amazing I wish I'd thought of it. Grabbing all that cash off gullible stars, can it get any more satisfying?

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-04-13 03:22pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Grabbing all that cash off gullible stars, can it get any more satisfying?

I think Hollywood people just lose their sense of perspective and try to figure out what's going on. I really prefer the celebrities who keep their feet and stay real, like Harrison Ford.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-04-13 03:59pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Grabbing all that cash off gullible stars, can it get any more satisfying?
I think Hollywood people just lose their sense of perspective and try to figure out what's going on. I really prefer the celebrities who keep their feet and stay real, like Harrison Ford.

Harrison Ford stay real???

Are you MAD?

He could have his choice of woman, and he bangs Calista Flockheart!
No one who stays real could do something like that.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2004-04-13 05:16pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Is John still cute?

He probably spends more time at the salon than her.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-04-13 05:31pm

Slartibartfast wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Is John still cute?
He probably spends more time at the salon than her.

Ewgh. I have no time for drag queens...

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-04-13 07:03pm

Knife wrote: How the hell is he even close to being 'Hollywood'. Perhaps 'hollywood washout'. He's done nothing but longdistance comercials for ten years.

How the hell do you come home to her everynight and then fuck up the relationship. I don't know, maybe she just came to her senses.

Entertainment Tonight said that John Stamos had been acting on stage and getting into producing. He might have had one tv movie in there or something.

Meanwhile Rebecca has been in more and more movies even if only for small parts in some of those cases. She was the main character for Femme Fatale which filmed in France. She's been in the two X-Men movies which filmed in Vancouver IIRC. I think she was also in Europe for that crappy Rollerball remake and now she's in The Punisher. Plus she's still been doing some of her modeling stuff.

She's busy enough that unless he played Toy Boy and went with her everywhere and just hung around they'd hardly ever see each other. So I can see why they are breaking up. It's stuff like that which makes me wonder why some of these entertainers get married to each other.

Now if you want to talk real fucking dumbasses. Ethan Hawke has to be on the top of the list. From what I heard he really did cheat on Uma Thurman. She certainly seems hurt whenever anyone even brings up their relationship.

By the way, what really got me curious about this thread was that Darth Wong posted it. It was definately a wtf moment. I thought maybe Mike had a previously unmentioned thing for Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. As I should have known it was instead option B.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-04-13 07:52pm

The Give-o-Shitometer isn't even twitching, fellas.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2004-04-13 11:01pm

Too bad she's not a shape-shifter in real life.

"Today, I want you to look like Halle Berry"
"Tomorrow, do Beyonce"
"The day after that, do Salma Hayek"
"Friday, you can just be yourself"

Wouldn't that be sweet?

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-04-13 11:31pm

Bob the Gunslinger wrote:Harrison Ford stay real???

Are you MAD?

The dude lives on a ranch and flies his helicopter out to rescue lost boy scouts. He's a stand-up guy.

He could have his choice of woman, and he bangs Calista Flockheart!
No one who stays real could do something like that.

Apparently he's got a thing for thin chicks.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-14 01:03am

Knife wrote:How the hell is he even close to being 'Hollywood'. Perhaps 'hollywood washout'. He's done nothing but longdistance comercials for ten years.

Hey, his day job still pays a hell of a lot better than mine. I sure as hell wouldn't kick him out of bed, especially if he's willing to buy me a couple of presents too.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2004-04-14 01:25am

DEspite that he has worked consistently (if mostly under the radar) since Full House ended, I still think the marriage ended because he was jealous of Rebecca's career.