Calling All Egos: THE ADONIS AWARDS

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-04-14 01:05am

Oh come on. I am sure you can prove Koji wrong. Unless of course you really arent as sexy as you would have us believe Durandal...

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-14 01:50am

InnerBrat, of course, won't have to see just a picture of me.

And no, even if I had a camera, I wouldn't take a picture, because I'm so far beyond self-conscious, it's not even funny.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-14 01:53am

Zaia wrote:Default? We have like 10 contestants and more who are waiting on cameras. Shut yer yapper, silly koj.

And technically, if ANYONE were to win "by default," it would be me. ;P

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-04-14 02:08am

verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:Default? We have like 10 contestants and more who are waiting on cameras. Shut yer yapper, silly koj.
And technically, if ANYONE were to win "by default," it would be me. ;P

LOL...ah and who said the bashful ones lack ego

?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-04-14 03:20am

verilon wrote:InnerBrat, of course, won't have to see just a picture of me.

And no, even if I had a camera, I wouldn't take a picture, because I'm so far beyond self-conscious, it's not even funny.

Oh come on....

*puppy eyes*
You know you want to give me a little teaser.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-04-14 10:50am

Zaia wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:Uh-huh. Ain't no thirty-somethings gonna jump on your horse, ma'am. We is sensitive things, we are, what with all these kids running around.
You (and Mike) are SERIOUSLY underestimating how sexy dads can be. Seeing a man who is a wonderful father is extremely attractive, and seeing a man who's a wonderful SHIRTLESS father is even MORE attractive!

C'mon, please? Either of you? Or better yet, both?!

I don't even have anything recent. Have a couple of just-stumbled-out-of-bed-half-naked-in-silk-shorts shots taken by an obnoxious sister, but those are, obviously, over ten years old. Would take a 35mm camera and a lot of nerve to do anything modern, especially since I've only recently gotten back to around 200lbs where I'm comfy.

If Mike wants to haul out his exhibitionist side, and some of the other 'chronically-conditioned' gentlemen want to play at self-expression, I might.

P.S.: You ladies are evil. Not the heavy, serious kind of evil, though - more of the mustache-twirling stovepipe-hat-wearing tying-pretty-girls-on-railroad-tracks kind of evil.

Just so you know.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-14 10:58am

Lagmonster wrote:P.S.: You ladies are evil. Not the heavy, serious kind of evil, though - more of the mustache-twirling stovepipe-hat-wearing tying-pretty-girls-on-railroad-tracks kind of evil. Just so you know.

Read her sig. Demon princess. Of course she's evil.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-14 11:59am

Rogue 9 wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:P.S.: You ladies are evil. Not the heavy, serious kind of evil, though - more of the mustache-twirling stovepipe-hat-wearing tying-pretty-girls-on-railroad-tracks kind of evil. Just so you know.
Read her sig. Demon princess. Of course she's evil.

Furthermore, look at who coined the phrase.

Oh, and IB, no. Yes, I wouldn't mind, but no, anyhow.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2004-04-14 01:02pm

Aya wrote:
Dahak wrote: You're cute!

Am not.

Am, too

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-14 02:55pm

Dahak wrote:
Aya wrote:
Dahak wrote: You're cute!

Am not.
Am, too

That would be "are too."

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-04-14 03:38pm

Rye wrote:Nah, i'm too fat for the moment.

You didn't look very "fat" in the last pictures I saw of you.

'Raine

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-04-14 03:43pm

CrimsonRaine wrote:
Rye wrote:Nah, i'm too fat for the moment.
You didn't look very "fat" in the last pictures I saw of you.

'Raine

What about in this one?

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-04-14 03:51pm

Rye wrote:
CrimsonRaine wrote:
Rye wrote:Nah, i'm too fat for the moment.
You didn't look very "fat" in the last pictures I saw of you.

'Raine
What about in this one?

Darling, darling, darling. That's called FLESH!

So you're not fat. Believe me. I'm fatter than you, and I just found out I lost 4 pounds.

'Raine

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2004-04-14 11:31pm

Lets not startt that again please. I know enough women who complain about being "Fat", "chubby"" or "chunky" and its not true.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-15 02:42am

Zaia wrote:HEAR THAT, DURANDAL? SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE TO ME!!

kojikun wrote:Sure does. Put up, Durandal. Or are you admitting you're not that seeeexy?

Antonio, no! Iz too sexy!

But I must!

I'm going to regret this.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-04-15 02:43am

Nup, I'm gonna have still say that Rye wins. But you're coming in second, Durandal.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-15 02:44am

Huh, well isn't that funny. I post what everyone's been drooling for, and my school's webspace goes down.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-15 02:56am

Better with the glasses.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-15 05:16am

Durandal wrote:Antonio, no! Iz too sexy!

But I must!

Durandal wrote:Huh, well isn't that funny. I post what everyone's been drooling for, and my school's webspace goes down.

Coincidence? And thanks.

PS: koj, you knucklehead, you haven't been made a judge (at least not yet), so shush yer mouth!

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-04-15 11:41am

Damn you for being sexier than me, Durandel!

With my last breath, I spit at thee. From hell's heart, I curse thee.[/khan]

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-04-15 12:06pm

Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:HEAR THAT, DURANDAL? SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE TO ME!!

kojikun wrote:Sure does. Put up, Durandal. Or are you admitting you're not that seeeexy?
<snip>

*swoon*

'Raine

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-15 03:01pm

CrimsonRaine wrote:*swoon*

'Raine

I'll be sure to give your bother printouts when he comes down here next week.

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-04-15 04:48pm

Durandal wrote:
CrimsonRaine wrote:*swoon*

'Raine
I'll be sure to give your bother printouts when he comes down here next week.

That's next week? Crappers, I didn't know it was so soon. Have fun!!!

'Raine

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-04-15 06:00pm

Rye wrote:And here it is...

Too insecure at the moment to post it in the thread, so you only get a link.

*click*...*stare*...*stare*...*stare*...*drool*...*stare*....one cold shower later...wow.

Don't worry Ein, I'll continue your pleasure as soon as I get a new pair of double a's for my digicam. As long as everyone else's shirt is flying off, who am I to try and be different?

-Damien

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-15 07:13pm

It could be a while before I get a topless photo up since I'm still stuck in the analogue age, but in the meantime you guys & girls can admire my sexy legs.