Jesus Christ Action Figure

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-04-15 02:30pm

Frankly, I don't give shit whether it's been posted before or not

watch it again and again!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-15 02:35pm

i posted something similar in A&P, though it wasn't a video like that.

Jesus Christ Action Figure with ninja-messiah throwing nails death killer-cross pump action over-under shotgun

God Almighty Action Figure with Kalishnakov ak-47 assault rifle and hallowed cloak of invulnerability

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-04-15 02:36pm

Darth_Zod wrote:i posted something similar in A&P, though it wasn't a video like that.

Jesus Christ Action Figure with ninja-messiah throwing nails death killer-cross pump action over-under shotgun

God Almighty Action Figure with Kalishnakov ak-47 assault rifle and hallowed cloak of invulnerability

bah, they're nothing on that video. I'll have that ad stuck in my head forever, now.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-15 03:15pm

Walk on water action!

LMFAO!!!

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2004-04-15 03:53pm

The Spear of Destiny!- "I'm invincible!"

The Holy Grail!- "I'm going to live forever!"

And the Ark of the Covenant!- "Ahhh!" (Head explodes)

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-04-15 04:14pm

Fucking brilliant

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-04-15 05:10pm

3rd Impact wrote:

The Spear of Destiny!- "I'm invincible!"

The Holy Grail!- "I'm going to live forever!"

And the Ark of the Covenant!- "Ahhh!" (Head explodes)

For some reason the Raiders March is playing through my head right now.

Funny shit, though.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-04-15 05:28pm

Todd Macfarlane should SO make a bible range.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-04-15 06:04pm

You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-04-15 06:25pm

Darth Zod wrote:Jesus Christ Action Figure with ninja-messiah throwing nails death killer-cross pump action over-under shotgun

Am I the only one who gets reminded of whats-his-name with the cross-shaped gun from Trigun?

-Damien

Agent R · Post by **Agent R** » 2004-04-15 06:33pm

neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?

So I'm not insane. You've actually seen one too?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-04-15 06:43pm

neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?

My dad has one, my sister bought it for him. My dad is a minister, and he actually used it in his last sermon, it was great.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-04-15 06:57pm

Agent R wrote:
neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?
So I'm not insane. You've actually seen one too?

Yup. I bought one. Over priced piece of shit. 9 bucks and no accessories.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-04-15 07:48pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?
My dad has one, my sister bought it for him. My dad is a minister, and he actually used it in his last sermon, it was great.

Ooooh, what was that sermon about? Idolatry?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-04-15 07:54pm

Obviously it was about the use of substandard articulation in today's action figures.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-04-16 02:20am

the ninja nine inch nails and crossgun as me thinking of rev. Nick Wolfwood

*snif*

supposably enough people have seen trigun by now for this not to be a spoiler, but Nick's dead. however, as per gungrave interviews, he's got a little bastard running amok on that planet!!!!

Dargos · Post by **Dargos** » 2004-04-16 02:26am

[sigh]Now if only he had the Kung-Fu Action Grip (tm)[/sigh]

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-04-16 03:36am

neoolong wrote:Obviously it was about the use of substandard articulation in today's action figures.

ah, I didn't know you were Anglican.

Tea and cake or death?

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2004-04-16 10:11am

Yeah, my Jesus Christ Action Figure stands next to my Master Chief figure and JFK bobblehead. But yeah, almost no articulation and no accesories.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-04-16 02:21pm

wrong, so very wrong

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-04-17 01:04am

If I ever get one, I'll put it on my dresser and have it face down my Devil Gundam figure.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-04-17 03:53am

Kuja wrote:If I ever get one, I'll put it on my dresser and have it face down my Devil Gundam figure.

I used to have my 12 inch Lucifer action figure giving it a beatdown.

Mmmm. Sacrilicious.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-04-18 05:04am

Radical!

I'm never going to school again.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2004-04-18 02:52pm

Lol, i heared on Radio 1, that they were giving away one of these, With Jimmy Carrs signiture, on his Butt

ah, always a good idea to listen to the idiot known as Vernon Kay...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-04-18 09:37pm

neoolong wrote:
Agent R wrote:
neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?
So I'm not insane. You've actually seen one too?
Yup. I bought one. Over priced piece of shit. 9 bucks and no accessories.

That's greedy of whoever made it. Jesus must be spinning in his grave from all of this...