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bah, they're nothing on that video. I'll have that ad stuck in my head forever, now.
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Walk on water action!

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The Spear of Destiny!- "I'm invincible!"

The Holy Grail!- "I'm going to live forever!"

And the Ark of the Covenant!- "Ahhh!" (Head explodes)

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Fucking brilliant :D :D :D
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3rd Impact wrote:

The Spear of Destiny!- "I'm invincible!"

The Holy Grail!- "I'm going to live forever!"

And the Ark of the Covenant!- "Ahhh!" (Head explodes)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Todd Macfarlane should SO make a bible range.
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You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?
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Darth Zod wrote:Jesus Christ Action Figure with ninja-messiah throwing nails death killer-cross pump action over-under shotgun
Am I the only one who gets reminded of whats-his-name with the cross-shaped gun from Trigun?

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neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?
So I'm not insane. You've actually seen one too?
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neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?
My dad has one, my sister bought it for him. My dad is a minister, and he actually used it in his last sermon, it was great.
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Agent R wrote:
neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?
So I'm not insane. You've actually seen one too?
Yup. I bought one. Over priced piece of shit. 9 bucks and no accessories.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?
My dad has one, my sister bought it for him. My dad is a minister, and he actually used it in his last sermon, it was great.
Ooooh, what was that sermon about? Idolatry?
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Obviously it was about the use of substandard articulation in today's action figures.
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the ninja nine inch nails and crossgun as me thinking of rev. Nick Wolfwood :cry: *snif* :cry:

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[sigh]Now if only he had the Kung-Fu Action Grip (tm)[/sigh]
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neoolong wrote:Obviously it was about the use of substandard articulation in today's action figures.
ah, I didn't know you were Anglican.

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Yeah, my Jesus Christ Action Figure stands next to my Master Chief figure and JFK bobblehead. But yeah, almost no articulation and no accesories.
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wrong, so very wrong :D
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If I ever get one, I'll put it on my dresser and have it face down my Devil Gundam figure.:mrgreen:
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Kuja wrote:If I ever get one, I'll put it on my dresser and have it face down my Devil Gundam figure.:mrgreen:
I used to have my 12 inch Lucifer action figure giving it a beatdown.

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Lol, i heared on Radio 1, that they were giving away one of these, With Jimmy Carrs signiture, on his Butt

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neoolong wrote:
Agent R wrote:
neoolong wrote:You know there's a real Jesus Christ action figure right?
So I'm not insane. You've actually seen one too?
Yup. I bought one. Over priced piece of shit. 9 bucks and no accessories.
That's greedy of whoever made it. Jesus must be spinning in his grave from all of this...
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