Congratulations, Sir Nitram and Lady Tevar!!

Post by **Edi** » 2004-04-17 02:33am

If you happen to read this today, in the morning of your big day, congrats and all the best!

Edi

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-04-17 03:02am

I will chime in to a happy and long marriage for you two.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-04-17 04:33am

you´re still insane.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-04-17 05:26am

In a few hours...

Happy Wedding!

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-17 05:33am

Congratulations, you two.

I'm sorry I couldn't make it, even just a few hours away.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-17 05:35am

Many congratulations to both of you.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-04-17 06:49am

Congratulations!

Psycho Smiley · Post by **Psycho Smiley** » 2004-04-17 06:51am

May your days together be long and happy.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-04-17 07:12am

*cues the massed chorus of 10,000 tubas to play "The Wedding March"*

Awww, it's the StarDestroyer.Net wedding!

Where:

The guests throw thermal detonators instead of rice...

Rabid Monkey Labs is busily scrapping 50 GCS' to provide the trail of cans to tie to the stern of the Happy Couple's honeymoon ISD.

The Black Mages somehow succeed in not assasinating each other, for once.

The HAB provides security, and only kills those ariving without invitations, in honor of the joyous event.

The menu at the Reception includes something called "Roast Scooter". Uhmm...Yosemite Bear, what have you done?

The BOTM provides the entertainment for the Bachelor Party, Bridal Shower, and Reception; Vice Squads in all 50 states are put on highest alert.

No matter how little the Real Event resembled the scenario above (or how much

), I personally want to wish you two an amazing life together, chock full of happiness and outstanding good fortune.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2004-04-17 07:52am

The guests throw thermal detonators instead of rice...

Just don't give any to the Ewoks.

Congratulations and good luck!

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-04-17 08:45am

Celebration time, mothafucka!

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2004-04-17 08:57am

Yay! Congratulations!!

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-04-17 10:20am

"U'Aestar'Kess"

May you be of 'One Mind, One Heart, One Breath'

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-04-17 10:23am

Wish you all the best guys!

Hope the big day goes (went) off without a hitch!

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2004-04-17 10:24am

Congradulations!

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-04-17 10:25am

A wonderful occaision. Have a happy marriage, some kids, get fat on power and nachos and generally have a good time.
Well done and good luck to you both!

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-04-17 11:03am

Congradulations to both of you SirNitram and LadyTevar. Good times and bad, love rises above them all and conquers. Best wishes.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-04-17 11:25am

*Go to a grave yard. All the male members of SD.net and Tevar are sitting under a canopy and infront of a casket. Aya, dressed like a priest walks by and stands front of everyone...pantless.*

Aya: "Dearly beloved, we're gath...oh wait, wrong book..."

*Tosses book away and retrieves the correct one and continues*

"So two rabbi's and a camel walk into a bar...dammit, wrong one again."

*Puts that book away and finally pulls the right one from a pocket*

"Friends, we are gathered here today to say goodbye to a cherished person. Inside this casket is Sir Nitram, who was taken by the bane called marriage."

*Dalton starts weeping*

Aya: "Never shall he be able to look up girls skirts or down their loose fitting blouses. Never again shall he know the joys of coping feels on hot chicks. Yes, he was struck down in his prime by a dreadful disease called love."

*Aya paces back and forth as all SDnet males look on the verge of tears. Well, except for Dalton, who decided to become a living sprinkler*

Aya: "Today, as we commit Nitram's body to the earth, we must take a moment to remember the previous victims of love and marriage, who have all had their manhood, masculinity and freedom ripped from them."

*Every married SDneter breaks down and cries like girls. Aya whips out a remote and hits a button, causing the casket to lower into the ground. At the sametime, a composed Dalton jams stairway to heaven...on bagpipes*

Dalton (pausing): "And why exactly am I doing this?"

Aya: You've got Irish blood in you, right?"

Dalton: "Yeah, so?"

Aya: "Then play that funky music, white boy!"

*Dalton rolls his eyes and resumes playing. A group of SDnet guys, the unmarried ones stand on either side of Nitram's grave and begin flinging panties into the air. A 21 panty salute, if you will. Aya whips out a jar, containing Nitram's balls and hands it to Tevar. Pats Nitram, who was sitting next to Tevar the whole time, on the shoulder and gives him the "You poor SOB" look*

Stravo: "Whoa, whoa, WHOA! You mean Nitram isn't dead?"

Aya: "Of course not. What gave you that idea?"

Stravo: "Well, the casket and funeral was a big tip off."

Aya: "Meh, it was all just for show. The only thing in that casket was a jar of Cool Whip."

Stravo: "Uh huh...you know you're an idiot, right?"

Aya: "Let me respond by saying this: Fanboy!"

*Aya ducks as Fanboy suddenly appears and crackshis oar up against Stravo with a mighty swing, sending the writer/lawyer flying through the air and back to NYC. Aya stands and dusts self off*

Aya *Shouting in Stravo's direction*: "Get back to work and write another chapter of StarCrossed!!!" *Turns towards Darth Fanboy* "Thanks, man."

*They shake hands and Aya slips him a bag of oar related porn*

Darth Fanboy: "No problem and woohoo!"

The end.

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Congrats, guys.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-04-17 11:41am

Stairway on Bagpipes is a novelty I have yet to come across. Damn, man.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2004-04-17 11:55am

Congratulations

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2004-04-17 12:46pm

Have a slammin' marriage.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-04-17 01:03pm

I hope you played the Imperial March during the ceremony.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-04-17 01:04pm

Congratulations are indeed in order

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-04-17 01:07pm

Three cheers for the happy couple,

I was going to throw flowe peddles, but the flower keeps eating all of the greys and clones that approch it...

Also since it's only allowing Ein and ESB near it, I worry (I have no idea's what that Audry varient those two have there does, besides the fact that it's pollen contains THC)

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-17 01:20pm

My best wishes to the both of you, may it be a happy... thing... you have.