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Holy shit! Q3 graphics in a free FPS that's 96 kilobytes!

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Download this! It's called .kkrieger

Incredible. This first person shooter game has mind-boggling graphics easily rivaling Q3 technology. Best part is, it's only ninety six (96) kilobytes big! That's right, ninety six kilobytes, as in less than 0.1 megabyte! :shock:
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It generates its own textures, etc. I've seen something like it before (maybe it was the same thing)
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Hamel wrote:It generates its own textures, etc. I've seen something like it before (maybe it was the same thing)
There was some sort of contest of animations within an executable of 64kb. I used tu have a couple of the files participating to that contest.
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I'd love to know just how they did that...
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It doesn't works on my pc. It crashs to the desktop :?
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You probably don't have enough ram. It says it needs 512 megs minimally.
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And it requires a graphics card with pixel shaders. It says it wants at least a GF4Ti.
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Crap! well, my computer qualifies in all but one area! RAM...
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My comp qualifies in every way 'cept ram and maybe video card.
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Well, I've only got 256mb RAM but it worked ok on my comp :? . Then again I do have 2.1 GHZ Athlon CPU and a Geforce 4 Ti4200, so maybe that made up for it.
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Well it works at me and i was stunned :shock:

I guess size doesnt matter


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Jesus Christ! If they did that with, say, Unreal Tournament 2004, it would only be a few dozen megs big! (although it would take an hour to start up).
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It won't even run on my machine. I get an XP 'do you want to report this error' box when I try to run it.

My machine is an nForce2 based Athlon XP2400+ with 512 Megs of RAM and a Radeon 9600 Pro 128 meg AGP card.

My machine is powerful enough to run it, but it doesn't. :cry:
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Shadowhawk wrote:And it requires a graphics card with pixel shaders. It says it wants at least a GF4Ti.
Ah ok. I was wondering why it ate a bowl of shit instead of working when I tried it.
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Glocksman wrote:It won't even run on my machine. I get an XP 'do you want to report this error' box when I try to run it.

My machine is an nForce2 based Athlon XP2400+ with 512 Megs of RAM and a Radeon 9600 Pro 128 meg AGP card.

My machine is powerful enough to run it, but it doesn't. :cry:
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2.6 ghz AMD Barton processor
1 GB PC 2700 RAM
256 MB GeForce FX5600 Ultra
ASUS A7N8X mobo

and it still lags a bit when there are more than one or two enemies.
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This means I shouldn't even dare to try it.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I'd love to know just how they did that...
Vertex and Pixel Shaders, I think.

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