Congratulations, Sir Nitram and Lady Tevar!!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-04-17 01:29pm

We demand steamy photos from the honeymoon.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2004-04-17 02:09pm

Congratulations, and have a long and happy life.

[shameless plug] Also, watch out for my wedding may 23rd.

[/shameless plug]

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-04-17 02:12pm

*Takes rigged fire extinguisher and sprays Nitram and Captain Tycho with pink foam.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-04-17 02:30pm

Looks like the ceremony began 20 minutes ago.....hopefully everything
is going well for those two; sadly I couldnt' be there

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-04-17 02:34pm

Aya wrote: *Every married SDneter breaks down and cries like girls. Aya whips out a remote and hits a button, causing the casket to lower into the ground. At the sametime, a composed Dalton jams stairway to heaven...on bagpipes*

Dalton (pausing): "And why exactly am I doing this?"

Aya: You've got Irish blood in you, right?"

Dalton: "Yeah, so?"

Aya: "Then play that funky music, white boy!"

Dalton is IRISH, not scottish, and It should be me
who performs that mournful dirge in a kilt

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-17 02:39pm

Frank Hipper wrote:*cues the massed chorus of 10,000 tubas to play "The Wedding March"*

Awww, it's the StarDestroyer.Net wedding!

Where:

The guests throw thermal detonators instead of rice...

Rabid Monkey Labs is busily scrapping 50 GCS' to provide the trail of cans to tie to the stern of the Happy Couple's honeymoon ISD.

The Black Mages somehow succeed in not assasinating each other, for once.

The HAB provides security, and only kills those ariving without invitations, in honor of the joyous event.

The menu at the Reception includes something called "Roast Scooter". Uhmm...Yosemite Bear, what have you done?

The BOTM provides the entertainment for the Bachelor Party, Bridal Shower, and Reception; Vice Squads in all 50 states are put on highest alert.

You forgot the Editing Mafia, packing heat and standing in the back of the church wearing identical black suits with sunglasses.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-04-17 02:54pm

I thought the irish used bagpipes? I honestly didn't need the mental image of a 300 pound military nut in a skirt.

Tycho's getting hitched? Dammit! *Pays Cyran 10 bucks*

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-04-17 03:13pm

Aya wrote:I thought the irish used bagpipes? I honestly didn't need the mental image of a 300 pound military nut in a skirt.

200 pound. I'm no Dalton

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-04-17 03:31pm

Edi wrote:If you happen to read this today

I rather think they'll be too busy for the next several days to be logging onto the internet.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-04-17 03:48pm

Congrats Martin and Kathy! Yay!

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-04-17 04:39pm

I forgot to send them the box of assorted spam for the wedding gift! DAMNIT!

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-04-17 04:58pm

Looks like the weather is sunny and warm, a lovely spring day. Congrats, you two.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-04-17 05:08pm

Gratz and good luck.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-04-17 05:43pm

Congratulations, both of you!

And a shout out to all the SDnetters who attended; I'm sure they're having a more entertaining time than us losers who couldn't go.

Daltonator · Post by **Daltonator** » 2004-04-17 06:18pm

Aya wrote:I thought the irish used bagpipes?

Yeah, all those pipe and drum bands in the St. Patty's Day parade would make you think that, neh?

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-04-17 07:29pm

Daltonator wrote:
Aya wrote:I thought the irish used bagpipes?
Yeah, all those pipe and drum bands in the St. Patty's Day parade would make you think that, neh?

Nobody likes a smartass.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-04-17 07:41pm

InnerBrat wrote:Congrats Martin and Kathy! Yay!

So we now have their first names! Prepare the assassin droi....uhm,
did I say that, No *waves hand* I did not say that

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-04-17 08:23pm

Congrats Sir Nitram, and Lady Tevar. I shall drink a toast tonight in your honor.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-17 08:25pm

Hmmmm. An excuse for the SCA group here to hold a feast! I shall inform Little John immediately!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-17 08:28pm

I don't know why, but when I remembered that they were getting/are now married today, the Jurassic Park theme started playing in my head. So, in honour of Sir Nitram and Lady Tevar (sorry about not being able to directly link, just copy & paste):

ftp.parksie.net/pub/music/J/John Williams/Greatest Hits 1969-1999 (Disc 2)/John Williams - 02 - Jurassic Park (Theme).ogg

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-04-17 08:48pm

A hearty congrats to the both of you. May Fortune smile upon thee.

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2004-04-17 08:49pm

Congrats!! Have fun on your honeymoon. Be sure to tell housekeeping to keep extra sheets handy.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-04-17 09:01pm

Aya wrote:I thought the irish used bagpipes? I honestly didn't need the mental image of a 300 pound military nut in a skirt.

Tycho's getting hitched? Dammit! *Pays Cyran 10 bucks*

*Takes it* Damn straight.

Congratulations Tevar. Nitram, you poor poor bastard...

You WILL have a happy marraige, I will bribe God if I have to to make sure of it.

Oh, and the Black Mages not assassinating each other didn't happen, I'll give you that. But you guys might want to let Kuja out of his trunk soon...

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2004-04-17 09:34pm

Congrats to both of you.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-04-17 09:34pm

Long days and pleasant night to the both of you.

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