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Chemical attack in Jordan averted

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Oooh, there would have been hell to pay if the attack took place.
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Al-Qaeda-linked terrorists
planned a chemical attack on Jordan's spy
headquarters that could have killed 20,000 people,
officials have said.
Wait wait, I thought this stuff was beyond Al Q's grasp.....
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Does anyone know what kind of chemical it was? Oh, and if it had happened, I really can't conceive of what the middle-east reaction would be.
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Shep: Yet again, they planned, but they didn't actually pull it off...
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HemlockGrey wrote:Shep: Yet again, they planned, but they didn't actually pull it off...
Potato, potatoe...
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True, just saying.
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And Amman's such a pretty city, too...

I bet you if this would've been pulled off, Ariel Sharon would have a better chance dumped naked in a random Arab Country than Osama would...
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What were they gonna use? Sarin? Mustard Gas?
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Xenophobe3691 wrote: I bet you if this would've been pulled off, Ariel Sharon would have a better chance dumped naked in a random Arab Country than Osama would...
No, you see, the Jordanians are friends with the Infidels, so it would be
okay. :wink:
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