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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html
Penis explodes during sex

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.
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Too much HARD-on. and OUCH!!!!
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cock ring was too tight, or the womans got some damn amazing muscles down there :shock:
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Now I have something entirely new to have a complex over... thanks! :x

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Post by Hamel »

Is everything exploding nowadays? First, my slice of turkey, then the butt, now the penis.

Will a penis explode if you microwave it?
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kojikun wrote:cock ring was too tight, or the womans got some damn amazing muscles down there :shock:
I didn't read anything about cock ring in the link :?

and what the fuck is going on in this world, in one thread a woman's butt blew up and here its a guys dick.
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like the people would actually say why there was such intense pressure..
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Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.
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Hamel wrote:Is everything exploding nowadays? First, my slice of turkey, then the butt, now the penis.

Will a penis explode if you microwave it?
Yours would. Mine wouldn't.

But fucking hell, a penis exploding? That's got to be one of the most painful and nasty things to occur on their own. I wonder what his face did when it happened. :D :arrow: :shock: :arrow: :o :arrow: :x :arrow: :cry: :arrow: :oops: or something similar.
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Truly that man both has a tale for the generations in possibly the worst way.

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Ouch!! :shock: Obviously that wasn't his lucky day...

And WTF were they doing?! That can't happen during normal sex... right?? :shock:
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lol

The same thing happend to the german singer Dieter Bohlen(already twice afaik).
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That makes my dick hurt just reading it.
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What i want to know is exactly _HOW_ it happens so I can avoid it! YE0UCH!
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I just thought about it,and i think its possible there's a new STD that makes guys dick explodes. :?
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Frightening.
She must be a real snapper.:D
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How reliable is that site? There is nothing in the Romanian newspapers and news sites and everything else I found on the Internet were discussions on this single article.

So I don't give too much credit to this. Take it as you want, but I don't belive it. It looks just as another sensational event, but with no tie with reality.

The name of the doctor looks real, as there is such a doctor in Cluj, but that's the only thing I can confirm.

Also the article seems very old. This is what I found on a website:

http://www.mninter.net/~lkennedy/science.html

Scroll a bit down or search for "Angela Domocos" on the page. It says that the article is from October 2000. This could be the reason I can't find on Romanian web sites, but again, it comes from only one source, that can't be verified.
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o.O I thought this was a joke after seeing the butt implants exploding (which I still haven't read).. -shakes head and holds self-
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Hamel wrote:Is everything exploding nowadays? First, my slice of turkey, then the butt, now the penis.

Will a penis explode if you microwave it?
If that stale bread is still lodged there, you could have a Toasted Penis Sandwich. :P
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Blast, my new HAB bioweapon for taking care of oversexed fools is on the loose.
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People just don't understand... you can't treat the penis as if it is a tool, or even as a common apendage. Your penis is your friend; in fact it is the closest friend you will ever have. You must treat him with respect and dignity, or tragedy must inevitably ensue.

Of course, if he pops up at inopportune moments you'll have to beat him. It's the only thing he understands.
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:People just don't understand... you can't treat the penis as if it is a tool, or even as a common apendage. Your penis is your friend; in fact it is the closest friend you will ever have. You must treat him with respect and dignity, or tragedy must inevitably ensue.

Of course, if he pops up at inopportune moments you'll have to beat him. It's the only thing he understands.
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jesus, this upsets me.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:What i want to know is exactly _HOW_ it happens so I can avoid it! YE0UCH!
I was thinking that it could be a genetic problem or something. Either that, or he was really messing around with Mr. Happy.
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