Exploding penis

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-04-18 01:17am

Well, this is a new way for parents to keep their boys abstain for awhile "You know, there was this one man who's penis EXPLODED while he was having sex." "Ahh! I'm not having sex for awhile!"

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-04-18 02:27am

Shpedoinkle!

Maybe it's a Transylvania thing, first Dracula, now this.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-04-18 05:01am

Maybe killing kittens wasn't good enough.

GREAHSIAM · Post by **GREAHSIAM** » 2004-04-18 03:53pm

John Lee Hooker said it best:

Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom

Bang-Bang-Bang-Bang

J · Post by J » 2004-04-18 04:02pm

Well...that's one problem I'll never have to worry about....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-04-18 04:06pm

jmac wrote:Well...that's one problem I'll never have to worry about....

What if it happened to aerius though?

J · Post by J » 2004-04-18 04:22pm

neoolong wrote:
jmac wrote:Well...that's one problem I'll never have to worry about....
What if it happened to aerius though?

Our medicare system will pay for a full surgical reconstruction, and while he'll be out of commission for a month or two he'll make a full recovery thanks to our excellent healthcare system.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-18 05:20pm

jmac wrote:
neoolong wrote:
jmac wrote:Well...that's one problem I'll never have to worry about....
What if it happened to aerius though?
Our medicare system will pay for a full surgical reconstruction, and while he'll be out of commission for a month or two he'll make a full recovery thanks to our excellent healthcare system.

Assuming he doesn't have to wait in line for a year or two, and the insurance companies don't weasel out of paying up, and they don't accidentally give him a potassium chloride solution in dialysis instead of a sodium chloride one....

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-18 07:13pm

YT300000 wrote:Assuming he doesn't have to wait in line for a year or two, and the insurance companies don't weasel out of paying up, and they don't accidentally give him a potassium chloride solution in dialysis instead of a sodium chloride one....

I'm in Ontario, OHIP will cover everything except for the cost of the ambulance ride to the hospital which I believe was around 45 bucks the last time I was taken to a hospital in one. I'm 5 minutes away from the nearest hospital, which I might add is newly renovated and well funded, in other words I'll be fine.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-18 07:42pm

aerius wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Assuming he doesn't have to wait in line for a year or two, and the insurance companies don't weasel out of paying up, and they don't accidentally give him a potassium chloride solution in dialysis instead of a sodium chloride one....
I'm in Ontario, OHIP will cover everything except for the cost of the ambulance ride to the hospital which I believe was around 45 bucks the last time I was taken to a hospital in one. I'm 5 minutes away from the nearest hospital, which I might add is newly renovated and well funded, in other words I'll be fine.

this of course assumes that they have the surgical techniques necessary to actually give you full functionality back.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-18 09:00pm

Darth_Zod wrote:this of course assumes that they have the surgical techniques necessary to actually give you full functionality back.

If they can reattach John Bobbit's dick which was cut off and tossed onto a gravel road for a few hours, they can fix mine up just fine.

As I understand things the guy in the story basically ended up with internal & external bleeding in his dick, probably just burst a few blood vessels.

Besides, my dick is regularly exercised so it's nice & strong meaning I won't be suffering any accidents during sex.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-04-18 10:07pm

Folks, this is OLD. I saw this exact same article two years ago on a site known for collecting odd sex "news". (I used quotes because they rarely gave a credible source.)