Milkshakes are for boys (Work wierdness)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-04-16 08:01pm

yestarday a yough coustomer no more then 10 told her brother that she couldn't have any of her non-fat milk because it's for girls only because it's pink...

I then said well then we have to make something with lots of sugar and extra of all the stuff that's bad for you for boys only and put it in a blue milk carton,,,,

just then the boss walked up and poured the ice cream base mix from their blue cartons into the milkshake machine.

you heard it folks the generation that still believes in cooties, and santa claus has spoken. Milkshakes are for boys.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-04-16 09:19pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:yestarday a yough coustomer no more then 10 told her brother that she couldn't have any of her non-fat milk because it's for girls only because it's pink...

I then said well then we have to make something with lots of sugar and extra of all the stuff that's bad for you for boys only and put it in a blue milk carton,,,,

just then the boss walked up and poured the ice cream base mix from their blue cartons into the milkshake machine.

you heard it folks the generation that still believes in cooties, and santa claus has spoken. Milkshakes are for boys.

Damn straight...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-04-16 10:58pm

Yosemite's Milkshake brings all the boys to yard,
They say they're better than yours,
Damn right, they're better then yours
He could teach you but then he'd get supended from work for violating store policy..

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-04-17 04:30am

Mimd you this is the same milk shake machine that blew a gasket last spring resulting in a vent and My infamous "elephant Bukkake" comment...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-04-17 09:25am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Mimd you this is the same milk shake machine that blew a gasket last spring resulting in a vent and My infamous "elephant Bukkake" comment...

LMAO!!! I remember that!

kojikun wrote:Yosemite's Milkshake brings all the boys to yard,
They say they're better than yours,
Damn right, they're better then yours
He could teach you but then he'd get supended from work for violating store policy..

I H8 THAT SONG! YOU DIE NOW!

/me aims his .458 SOCOM Sledgehammer AR15 at Koji and rips loose full auto with all ten rounds, hitting him in the stomach, chest, and head with eight of the excessively huge bullets before recoil blows the Sledgehammer's last two shots over his head. Eject magazine, load new mag, pull charging handle, assess target damage..

The results are gruesome: Koji's flayed corpse is nearly blown in half along the vertical axis, and the head and neck are completely gone. Everything around him and downrange is splattered in crimson blood and gore...

/me puts on headphones and starts listening to Acid Bath...

Ah, much better

Vohu Manah · Post by **Vohu Manah** » 2004-04-17 11:04am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
kojikun wrote:Yosemite's Milkshake brings all the boys to yard,
They say they're better than yours,
Damn right, they're better then yours
He could teach you but then he'd get supended from work for violating store policy..

I H8 THAT SONG! YOU DIE NOW!

/me aims his .458 SOCOM Sledgehammer AR15 at Koji and rips loose full auto with all ten rounds, hitting him in the stomach, chest, and head with eight of the excessively huge bullets before recoil blows the Sledgehammer's last two shots over his head. Eject magazine, load new mag, pull charging handle, assess target damage..

The results are gruesome: Koji's flayed corpse is nearly blown in half along the vertical axis, and the head and neck are completely gone. Everything around him and downrange is splattered in crimson blood and gore...

/me puts on headphones and starts listening to Acid Bath...

Ah, much better

Thank you for the wonderful image, I'm glad I wasn't eating my lunch, I may have lost it.

Psycho Smiley · Post by **Psycho Smiley** » 2004-04-17 11:33am

Vohu Manah wrote:Thank you for the wonderful image, I'm glad I wasn't eating my lunch, I may have lost it.

If your stomach's that tender, you're in trouble. That was quite tame for SD.Net.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2004-04-17 11:40am

Psycho Smiley wrote: If your stomach's that tender, you're in trouble. That was quite tame for SD.Net.

Thats *extremely* tame for Ein

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-04-17 12:33pm

of course with the mountains blocking almost all radio stations including all clear channel stations we have a choice in yousemite....

KFOG=Hippie plus alternate/indie music
KFAT=Old Country (Dolly, Willie, Hank Sr., Hank Jr, TMiB, etc)

So I haven't heard that song yet....

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-04-18 06:45pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:of course with the mountains blocking almost all radio stations including all clear channel stations we have a choice in yousemite....

KFOG=Hippie plus alternate/indie music
KFAT=Old Country (Dolly, Willie, Hank Sr., Hank Jr, TMiB, etc)

So I haven't heard that song yet....

Kewlx0r. I like the sound of KFOG...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-04-18 06:59pm

::my ghost returns from the dead and sings to ein::

I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I wind
I think it's time

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,la,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

::snicker:: Oh Mike, if only there were an embed function so I could have put the song into this page.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-04-18 08:08pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yeah, that's what I thought this thread was about when I first saw it.

Pop music sinks to a new low.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-04-18 08:10pm

Stark wrote:
Psycho Smiley wrote: If your stomach's that tender, you're in trouble. That was quite tame for SD.Net.
Thats *extremely* tame for Ein

I'm surprised he didn't jack off and drench Koji's corpse in splooge.

Anyway, of the various flavors of milkshakes, I like vanilla.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-04-18 09:56pm

Shinova wrote:
Stark wrote:
Psycho Smiley wrote: If your stomach's that tender, you're in trouble. That was quite tame for SD.Net.
Thats *extremely* tame for Ein
I'm surprised he didn't jack off and drench Koji's corpse in splooge.

Anyway, of the various flavors of milkshakes, I like vanilla.

Ewgh. That is so wrong.

I don't mix sex with gunfire...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-04-18 10:36pm

kojikun wrote:::snicker:: Oh Mike, if only there were an embed function so I could have put the song into this page.

Yes, and then I would use every resource at my command to make your life a living hell.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-04-18 11:37pm

Ein: Yeah, the splooging comes later. ;p

Vertigo: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-18 11:48pm

kojikun wrote:...He could teach you but then he'd get supended from work for violating store policy..

LOL--I tried to fit that line into that part of the original song. Unsucessfully.

And YB, you should hear some of the things that spill from the mouths of my students...a dinosaur and a shirtless army in a student-made movie version of MacBeth, a student-made music video with real crawfish singing and dancing to Outkast... There are more, but I'm so very tired. And that stuff was just from the trip this weekend.

Edit: Added stuff.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-04-19 01:01am

Vertigo1 wrote:
kojikun wrote:::snicker:: Oh Mike, if only there were an embed function so I could have put the song into this page.
Yes, and then I would use every resource at my command to make your life a living hell.

Can I be your wingman, Vert?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-04-19 01:06am

Vohu Manah wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
kojikun wrote:Yosemite's Milkshake brings all the boys to yard,
They say they're better than yours,
Damn right, they're better then yours
He could teach you but then he'd get supended from work for violating store policy..

I H8 THAT SONG! YOU DIE NOW!

/me aims his .458 SOCOM Sledgehammer AR15 at Koji and rips loose full auto with all ten rounds, hitting him in the stomach, chest, and head with eight of the excessively huge bullets before recoil blows the Sledgehammer's last two shots over his head. Eject magazine, load new mag, pull charging handle, assess target damage..

The results are gruesome: Koji's flayed corpse is nearly blown in half along the vertical axis, and the head and neck are completely gone. Everything around him and downrange is splattered in crimson blood and gore...

/me puts on headphones and starts listening to Acid Bath...

Ah, much better
Thank you for the wonderful image, I'm glad I wasn't eating my lunch, I may have lost it.

10 Print <NSFW>
20 Print ----=+> Pwn3d! <+=----
30 Print </NSFW>
40 Goto 10

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-04-19 01:17am

oh Every Sat. & Sun. they have a six hour block of Jamacian Raggae music called "The Joint".... You can practically see the smoke pouring out of the speakers....

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-04-19 10:14pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:oh Every Sat. & Sun. they have a six hour block of Jamacian Raggae music called "The Joint".... You can practically see the smoke pouring out of the speakers....

Oh my fucking gods... ROFL!

I think I'm gonna move to Yosemite...

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2004-04-19 11:54pm

kojikun wrote:::my ghost returns from the dead and sings to ein::

I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I wind
I think it's time

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,la,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

::snicker:: Oh Mike, if only there were an embed function so I could have put the song into this page.

...

...

*hands Einhander a Proton Pack and Ghost Trap*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-04-20 12:11am

hands Ein some Holy Water while were at it....

here, have a shotgun full of silver coins (belonged to Van Helsing's redneck cousin)

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

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