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Darth Wong wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:I still don't get the Milla-worship going on.
She's a female, she's got a pretty face, and she's got an athletic body. Granted, she doesn't have a huge rack, but so what?
Now that is an understatement - she doesn't do anything for me because she's so flat-chested.
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Ouch, man... :|

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Peregrin Toker wrote:Now that is an understatement - she doesn't do anything for me because she's so flat-chested.
So what. That girl's got some legs on her. :D
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Most women with tight, athletic bodies don't have large breasts. I find it a more than acceptable tradeoff.
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Only on SDN will a discussion of a kickass movie turn into a discussion of Milla's rack (or lack thereof).

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A girl with a cute face and an athletic body is always hot.

A girl with big boobs is not.

Boobs just don't do it for me. If a girl has 'em, great, but they aren't a make or break by far.

Milla = hot.
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Kuja wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:Now that is an understatement - she doesn't do anything for me because she's so flat-chested.
So what. That girl's got some legs on her. :D
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Hey, you're kinda right.

1337ninj4 wrote:A girl with a cute face and an athletic body is always hot.
Athletic? Forgive me if I've been looking at the wrong pics, but Milla has never struck me as particularly muscular. (quite the opposite - in fact, on some pics I can even see her ribs if I look closely enough...)
Milla = hot.
I'd say that she's pretty, but I hesitate much to call her hot. She's certainly not that avatar of physical perfection which her fans think of her as.

fgalkin wrote:Only on SDN will a discussion of a kickass movie turn into a discussion of Milla's rack (or lack thereof).
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Arthur Tuxedo wrote:Most women with tight, athletic bodies don't have large breasts. I find it a more than acceptable tradeoff.
Even if "not having large breasts" means looking like a 15-year old girl when the lady in question is 29? :?
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When a guy says "athletic" about a girl, I doubt he means muscular- lean will suffice. As far as I'm concerned, I'm not a big fan of muscular on girls.
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Vympel wrote:When a guy says "athletic" about a girl, I doubt he means muscular- lean will suffice.
Thing is just - to me, the term "athletic" implies the existence of musculature, something which Milla wouldn't take any damage from getting some more of.

and "athletic" is probably one of the last words I'd use to describe Calista Flockhart. :P

As far as I'm concerned, I'm not a big fan of muscular on girls.
I have nothing against female humans possessing musculature, unless it's in such freakish amounts that it's repulsive.
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Peregrin Toker wrote:Even if "not having large breasts" means looking like a 15-year old girl when the lady in question is 29? :?
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1337n1nj4 wrote:A girl with a cute face and an athletic body is always hot.

A girl with big boobs is not.
We do not mean big as cow tits but we want to see something a little bigger,and not a surf board.
1337n1nj4 wrote:Boobs just don't do it for me. If a girl has 'em, great, but they aren't a make or break by far.

Milla = hot.
you'er either a leg or pussy man. :P
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Darth Wong wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:Even if "not having large breasts" means looking like a 15-year old girl when the lady in question is 29? :?
Photographic evidence time:


She honestly does nothing for you? Are you sure you're not a member of GALE Force?
I would imagine quite a few members of GALE would find Milla attractive ;).
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Darth Wong wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:Even if "not having large breasts" means looking like a 15-year old girl when the lady in question is 29? :?
Photographic evidence time:

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She honestly does nothing for you? Are you sure you're not a member of GALE Force?
Its an optical illusion,remove the bra and you get a teenage girl look.
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Darth Wong wrote: She honestly does nothing for you? Are you sure you're not a member of GALE Force?
(looks at pic)

Is it just me, or does she look somewhat underweight?

She certainly still fails to arouse me. And yes, I am heterosexual.
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i'd rather take a girl with a great body and nice face over large tits any day myself. Never been too picky on their size. also, what about this image?

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Darth_Zod wrote:i'd rather take a girl with a great body and nice face over large tits any day myself. Never been too picky on their size.
I'd rather take a woman who's 29 and looks like a 29-year old over one who's 29 but looks like she's 16.

As for the pic you posted - it's a bit more flattering, though I'm not too keen on that bizzarre hairdo.
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I can see guys not liking her but only one problem with Peregrin's viewpoint or perhaps it's his description of his tastes.

What the fuck does a 29 year old SUPPOSED to look like?

Seriously if that's the crux of your arguement end it here, because that's a very poor generalization right then and there.
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:i'd rather take a girl with a great body and nice face over large tits any day myself. Never been too picky on their size.
I'd rather take a woman who's 29 and looks like a 29-year old over one who's 29 but looks like she's 16.

As for the pic you posted - it's a bit more flattering, though I'm not too keen on that bizzarre hairdo.
that just means that when she's forty she'll look like she's 25. i still don't see how that's a bad thing. :D
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possibly he means someone you dont need to ask for ID, just to be sure, before you buy her a drink?
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Hmmmmm, Mila; Hmmmm, Fifth Element.

OP, the movie was brilliant and a buffet of one liners and great dialouge. The characters were fun (even the bad guys) and the story was simple and moved along at a good pace.

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On Mila. She is an absolutely fucking beautiful woman. A little thin for my tastes, but breathtakingly beautiful. She has legs that go from the floor all the way to heaven. :wink:

Big tits can be nice but on a frame like hers, she'd look silly.
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Knife wrote: Big tits can be nice but on a frame like hers, she'd look silly.
probly fall over :)
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Ravenwing wrote:possibly he means someone you dont need to ask for ID, just to be sure, before you buy her a drink?
Which is still outlandishly generalizing because if she's 15 looking, I'm 85.

Even at a cursory glance after many an anime con I can usually grasp within a year or two of the average 13-15 year old who dresses skimpier then most strip joints, but Milla herself has a full bodies figure and her face has some youth but hardly the same fullness of a 15 year old.

One thing to state you don't like her boob size...another to say she just doesn't look 29, because what exactly is 'looking' 29?
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Ghost Rider wrote:What the fuck does a 29 year old SUPPOSED to look like?

Seriously if that's the crux of your arguement end it here, because that's a very poor generalization right then and there.
I should perhaps have said "I've seen 15-year old girls which were hotter than Milla". (and I wouldn't even be lying!)

Or simply that I honestly have trouble believing that Milla's breasts are B-cup.



Then again, I used to have a phobia of lanky women, which comes back once in a while to haunt me and then disappear... perhaps this explains it all? :wink:

(gah, I have more phobias than an entire mental asylum combined!)
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:What the fuck does a 29 year old SUPPOSED to look like?

Seriously if that's the crux of your arguement end it here, because that's a very poor generalization right then and there.
I should perhaps have said "I've seen 15-year old girls which were hotter than Milla". (and I wouldn't even be lying!)

Or simply that I honestly have trouble believing that Milla's breasts are B-cup.



Then again, I used to have a phobia of lanky women, which comes back once in a while to haunt me and then disappear... perhaps this explains it all? :wink:

(gah, I have more phobias than an entire mental asylum combined!)
Ah, that works much better.

Your former sounded as if you had a fact of what 29 year old appeared as.

The latter just indicates taste, to which for women I may not agree but they are yours.
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Knife wrote: Big tits can be nice but on a frame like hers, she'd look silly.
I'm not demanding D-cups and up, in fact I prefer C-cups which aren't particularly big.

Ghost Rider wrote:Ah, that works much better.
The bit about the phobia, or the re-formulation? :P
Even at a cursory glance after many an anime con I can usually grasp within a year or two of the average 13-15 year old who dresses skimpier then most strip joints, but Milla herself has a full bodies figure and her face has some youth but hardly the same fullness of a 15 year old.
I don't exactly understand this, exactly what do you mean? :?
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