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:shock: :? :( :cry: :banghead:

Whhhyyyyyyyyyyy did I watch that?
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Can anyone here who speaks Japanese inform me what the holy flying fuck of doom that was about?
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I'm waitng for it to load, now WTH is it about?
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Ace Pace wrote:I'm waitng for it to load, now WTH is it about?
It's some sort of Japanese music video which doesn't make any sense.
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Just so people know. The girl is the ME OS Girl :)

http://www.kito.nildram.co.uk/os/me.jpg


Every OS has one!!

http://www.kito.nildram.co.uk/os/xppro.jpg
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Sharp-kun wrote:Just so people know. The girl is the ME OS Girl :)

http://www.kito.nildram.co.uk/os/me.jpg


Every OS has one!!

http://www.kito.nildram.co.uk/os/xppro.jpg
Why does the XP one look so depressed?
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Sharp-kun wrote:Just so people know. The girl is the ME OS Girl :)

http://www.kito.nildram.co.uk/os/me.jpg


Every OS has one!!

http://www.kito.nildram.co.uk/os/xppro.jpg
Hey windowsXP has nice boobs, but the blaster virus is making her all sad...awww.

EDIT

Ok, just finished watching it. My brain hurts know.
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Comosicus wrote:
Why does the XP one look so depressed?
She's got the blaster aids.
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One question springs to mind when looking at the other OS girls on that site...

Why is the Linux girl holding a handful of dildos?

http://www.kito.nildram.co.uk/os/linux.jpg
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Mutant Headcrab wrote:One question springs to mind when looking at the other OS girls on that site...

Why is the Linux girl holding a handful of dildos?

http://www.kito.nildram.co.uk/os/linux.jpg
lol thats hilarious
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Spyder wrote:
Sharp-kun wrote:Just so people know. The girl is the ME OS Girl :)

http://www.kito.nildram.co.uk/os/me.jpg


Every OS has one!!

http://www.kito.nildram.co.uk/os/xppro.jpg
Hey windowsXP has nice boobs, but the blaster virus is making her all sad...awww.

EDIT

Ok, just finished watching it. My brain hurts know.
Where does it say about the blaster virus?
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The text at the top that says "blaster" should clue you in. ;)

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Mutant Headcrab wrote:One question springs to mind when looking at the other OS girls on that site...

Why is the Linux girl holding a handful of dildos?
To assrape Microsoft?
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Visual jokes, I miss em

That aside I need to learn Japanse, No friggn clue what was going on

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http://www.kito.nildram.co.uk/os/


The entire bunch is in there. 95, 98, Lindows, Mac, CE, XP Home, even Longhorn. :D
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Mutant Headcrab wrote:One question springs to mind when looking at the other OS girls on that site...

Why is the Linux girl holding a handful of dildos?

http://www.kito.nildram.co.uk/os/linux.jpg
She likes to get touched by any who's willing.
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Post by GrandMasterTerwynn »

It actually made perfect sense to me. :lol: It's actually quite insulting towards Windows ME if you watch it closely. (Only keys on the WinME keyboard being Ctrl-Alt-Del, the BSOD, WinMe sitting in the Recycle Bin, etc, etc, etc.)
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A pity. The ME girl is pretty cute. :wink:


EDIT: Found the site where all the images originate from:

http://nijiura-os.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Mr Bean wrote:Visual jokes, I miss em

That aside I need to learn Japanse, No friggn clue what was going on
Noooooo!
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Slartibartfast wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:Visual jokes, I miss em

That aside I need to learn Japanse, No friggn clue what was going on
Noooooo!
Acutal I was thinking of investing in our organic translator project and just go the lazy man's root

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Shinova wrote:A pity. The ME girl is pretty cute. :wink:


EDIT: Found the site where all the images originate from:

http://nijiura-os.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
I avoided linking to the lot as I didn't want to use up my friends bandwith, didn't know how big the demand would be ^^;;;

Should be ok :)
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Slartibartfast wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:Visual jokes, I miss em

That aside I need to learn Japanse, No friggn clue what was going on
Noooooo!
I needed that before trying to start learning japanese in 7th grade... :wink:
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This pic just made my day.
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Slartibartfast wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:Visual jokes, I miss em

That aside I need to learn Japanse, No friggn clue what was going on
Noooooo!
Thats really funny, but it really isn't as hard as all that. Really. I haven't found the tense system as Spanish conjugation, and the spoken language really isn't that bad. Katakana and Hirogana were a bit anoying to learn, but not horribly so. Kanji... I doubt I'll ever be functionaly literate in Nihongo, but don't let that stop you from learning to speak it.
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