Right Hand or Left hand

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Are You Right or Left Handed?

Right Handed
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76%
Left Handed
19
24%
 
Total votes: 80

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Right Hand or Left hand

Post by Montcalm »

Simple poll are you right or left handed

Leave a comment if you want.
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This thread has nothing to do with masturbation?

I'm shocked.
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Thirdfain wrote:This thread has nothing to do with masturbation?

I'm shocked.
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Give it time

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now that, Montcalm, is where you are demonstrably incorrect.

Fact:
Millions of men masturbate daily.

Fact:
The earth completes one rotation, daily.

Am I the only one who sees the significance?
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Left-handed.
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I touch myself with my right hand.
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Right handed, but I masturbate wih my left hand. Because my right hand is on the mouse. Does that make me ambidextrous?:D

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You know you've been on SDnet too long when this thread title initially makes you think "Oh, another thread on masturbation..."
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What if you're ambidextrous?
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I'm ambivalent. Some things are best done with the right hand, others the left. If I had to choose one I'd go with my left hand, which I use for writing.
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Im right handed, I will use my left hand to eat with a fork on occasion.
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I write with my left hand but for everything else I'm a right-hander.
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Post by Slartibartfast »

I'm right handed. I masturbate with my right too. However, I usually am stronger at arm-wrestling with my left (or maybe everybody else's left is weaker) - not saying I always win, but I can notice the difference.

My handwriting with my left hand isn't so horrible tho, a few minutes practice and Bob's your uncle.
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Rogue 9 wrote:What if you're ambidextrous?
Then Montcalm hates you with his all his French heart.
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I'm right handed in everything.

My left has no co-ordination whatsoever.
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Right handed.
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My jerking off is done with my left hand while I use my right hand for everything else. If you want to go by which hand I use more often, I guess that makes me left-handed.
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I guess you could say that I'm right handed, but I was born left handed.

Either my parents or one of teachers forced me to learn to write with my right hand.
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Temjin wrote:I guess you could say that I'm right handed, but I was born left handed.

Either my parents or one of teachers forced me to learn to write with my right hand.
Result of the various foolish superstitions about left handers, or what?
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Rogue 9 wrote:Result of the various foolish superstitions about left handers, or what?
Actually I think it was because the majority of North Amercans are right handed. And if I learned to be right handed, I would have an easier time.

To tell you the truth though, I would have prefered to still be left handed since doing my right hand just doesn't feel "right".
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Well, did you actually lose the use of your left hand, or are you now ambidextrous?
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Post by Sokartawi »

Both. Probably because 'daddy' is left-handed so had the mouse on the left side, and I used the PC since I was 4 years old.
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I use the right hand, that is, the left one.
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