Why do the Brits Hate the UK?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-20 02:11pm

2000AD wrote:I think the main things people don't like about the UK are:

- The Weather
- The immigration system which is currently looking like using chickenwire to hold back a flood.
- The government being retards
- The image that Blair is Bush's poodle
- the benefits system which is easily exploited by lazy bastards (and the afore mentioned illegal immigrants)

As soon as we get Howard in he'll fix all those problems. I don't think the weather needs fixing, but Howard's weather machine (to be used as a global domination weapon too) will sort that out.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2004-04-20 02:12pm

I suggest we start the mass plantation of Garlic Plants...

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-04-20 02:13pm

You think that vampiric bastard would be better for this country? Bah, I'd rather continue to suffer under Blair.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2004-04-20 02:14pm

Actually i dont think we will get a one party govt soo, i think it will be back to the coalition Govermets, perhaps labour and Lib Dem

Blair will be finished if he fails the next election, especially with the EU poll coming so soon

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-20 02:18pm

Jon wrote:You think that vampiric bastard would be better for this country? Bah, I'd rather continue to suffer under Blair.

FOOL!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-20 02:20pm

Meh. British politics.

I only care that the political climate is stable enough that I can be reasonably sure of not getting blown up when I'm over there a month from now.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-20 02:23pm

Rogue 9 wrote:Meh. British politics. I only care that the political climate is stable enough that I can be reasonably sure of not getting blown up when I'm over there a month from now.

Yeah, but try that in 18 months.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-04-20 02:30pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Jon wrote:You think that vampiric bastard would be better for this country? Bah, I'd rather continue to suffer under Blair.
FOOL!

lmao. I'd gladly slap a Labour Badge on your sleeve next time im up at Lancacter Uni.. Howard... I mean, GEZZUS ! He's a cock- though, he does offer fantastic come backs and opposition during PMQ's.

But, You're in Lancaster Uni, I'm gonna take a plunge and guess you're a northerner

Conservatives... you just can't! They suck cheese.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-20 02:32pm

Jon wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Jon wrote:You think that vampiric bastard would be better for this country? Bah, I'd rather continue to suffer under Blair.
FOOL!
lmao. I'd gladly slap a Labour Badge on your sleeve next time im up at Lancacter Uni.. Howard... I mean, GEZZUS ! He's a cock- though, he does offer fantastic come backs and opposition during PMQ's.

But, You're in Lancaster Uni, I'm gonna take a plunge and guess you're a northerner Conservatives... you just can't! They suck cheese.

I actually wanted Labour in last time (well, '97 at least). Howard's a far better alternative, Jon Culshaw's impressions of him are hilarious, so that has to count.

And better being a cock than a pussy. The cock does the ramming, not the getting rammed.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2004-04-20 02:45pm

I prefer his Dr who/ Tom Baker Impression

and im a far flung Southener, so i win anyways

h0rus · Post by **h0rus** » 2004-04-20 05:17pm

English women's pussies smell like fish and chips.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-04-20 05:34pm

h0rus wrote:English women's pussies smell like fish and chips.

I think that says more about the class of women you bed. More to the point since when did British = English, I myself am Irish, yet hold a British passport, Keevan is Scottish and the twat with the muppet avatar in the EBC is Welsh IIRC. Please take your generalisations and insert them in your arse.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-20 05:36pm

Lord Pounder wrote:
h0rus wrote:English women's pussies smell like fish and chips.
I think that says more about the class of women you bed. More to the point since when did British = English, I myself am Irish, yet hold a British passport, Keevan is Scottish and the twat with the muppet avatar in the EBC is Welsh IIRC. Please take your generalisations and insert them in your arse.

I knew I loved the Irish for a reason.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-04-20 05:41pm

Luckily, h0rus is the least likely out of anyone, ever, to get an invitation to eat this English fanny, so it's all good.

Anyway, I'm still pissed off that my 'vote for the man, not the party' policy is going to make me vote Labour this year. Bloody Red Ken. Why couldn't he stay independant?

And I also think we're heading towards a hung parliament.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-20 05:43pm

InnerBrat wrote:Luckily, h0rus is the least likely out of anyone, ever, to get an invitation to eat this English fanny, so it's all good.

Anyway, I'm still pissed off that my 'vote for the man, not the party' policy is going to make me vote Labour this year. Bloody Red Ken. Why couldn't he stay independant?

And I also think we're heading towards a hung parliament.

*Stands by post box for invitation*

A guy can dream.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-04-21 08:12am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Luckily, h0rus is the least likely out of anyone, ever, to get an invitation to eat this English fanny, so it's all good.

Anyway, I'm still pissed off that my 'vote for the man, not the party' policy is going to make me vote Labour this year. Bloody Red Ken. Why couldn't he stay independant?

And I also think we're heading towards a hung parliament.
*Stands by post box for invitation*

A guy can dream.

Post a picture of yourself blowing a kiss, and I'll see what I can do.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-04-21 09:40am

The_Lumberjack wrote:This is why we need the EBC forum, so we can sit around in safari gear, wearing white pith helmets and enormous moustaches (yes IB, this means you too ) and talk about the good old days when we could shoot servants and steal countries with flags whenever we wanted...

There is of course the next best thing, the summer meet!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-21 01:38pm

InnerBrat wrote: *Stands by post box for invitation*

A guy can dream.

Post a picture of yourself blowing a kiss, and I'll see what I can do.[/quote]

You too? Zaia asked me for a pic like that ages ago and I forgot, guess I will once my exams are over this week.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-04-21 07:34pm

I assume the reason I love Britain is because I haven't lived there in more than a decade. Go back every so often to make sure the place isn't falling apart without me