Milla Jovovich

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2004-04-20 05:35am

Height: 5'9 or 174 cm
Bust-Waist-Hips: 34-24-34 (in) or 86-61-86 (cm)
Dress Size: 6 (US)

Betting she's into the 130s in weight, I personally think she can use an extra 5 pounds.

Unless you're 6 feet, if she stood beside you she wouldn't look small in the slightest, proportion is everything, she has the universal 70% waist to hip ratio which is pretty much the sihoulette majority of men like.

She may be thin from the side view, but her lower body is well developed and if you look at her hourglass she's not that thin. Her boobs aren't that bad, they perk out at the bottom if you saw Resident Evil she does wear a dress well, and the scene when she wakes up in hospital ward is nice.

Big Resident Evil pic

She's pretty broad and wide really, especially being 5'9 she's no little woman.

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2004-04-20 06:56am

Doh sorry about the big pics, anyways my point is she's not as waif girly as people make her out to be. I just don't understand the need to play the young girl angle, you just came across with something other than no boobs and young look that irks you about her for some reason.

I honestly like massive natural boobs on thick girls as long as the thickness is flat, size 6-16 I like, just progressively want bigger boobs as the girl gets bigger to keep the same shape. Doesn't mean i gotta tear into Milla's image making it seem sickly or weird to like her.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-04-20 07:06am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Actually, their purpose is to provide nourishment for infants.

Actually they can also provide nourishment for adults. Of course, it's all back to our definition of "nourishment".

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-04-20 07:14am

Meest wrote:I just don't understand the need to play the young girl angle, you just came across with something other than no boobs and young look that irks you about her for some reason.

Two words: FIFTH ELEMENT

Meest wrote: I honestly like massive natural boobs on thick girls as long as the thickness is flat, size 6-16 I like, just progressively want bigger boobs as the girl gets bigger to keep the same shape. Doesn't mean i gotta tear into Milla's image making it seem sickly or weird to like her.

Do you realized that you just gave a new meaning to the word "progressively"?

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2004-04-20 07:22am

Its 7am and I'm staring at Milla pics, loss of blood to essential thought process areas

, I meant boobs gotta get bigger and boob to keep same proportion as the girl is bigger to have the same beauty effect for me.

Just swap progressively and want and it makes sense!

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2004-04-20 07:24am

Another brainfart, I give up you get the idea! Just do a google search for Ewa Sonnet and you get the idea

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-04-20 07:49am

Meest wrote:Just do a google search for Ewa Sonnet and you get the idea

No thanks, I'm going to stay at Inge's place tonight and I don't wanna' ruin my apetite.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-04-20 07:54am

I have changed my mind in the meantime and now my stance on Milla is that I'd gladly bang her if I got the opportunity.

Meest wrote:Unless you're 6 feet, if she stood beside you she wouldn't look small in the slightest, proportion is everything, she has the universal 70% waist to hip ratio which is pretty much the sihoulette majority of men like.

Erm... I am 183cm tall - exactly 6 feet.

Kreshna wrote:Only on SD.net, ladies and gentlemen. Only on SD.net we can find two people assaulting each other out of an argument about A WOMAN'S BREASTS

Now that's FUQ material!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-04-20 09:05am

Milla doesn't fit the parameters for my "ideal" woman (think Jennifer Connelly or Morena Baccarin), but I'd be damned if I'd kick her out of bed. There's an awful lot of leeway between "ideal" and "ugly". Besides, I'd love to see what Milla could do with those lips.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-20 09:07am

Morena Baccarin??

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-04-20 09:12am

Col. Crackpot wrote:Morena Baccarin??

Played Inara on Firefly. And she will again, in the full length feature film, coming Summer 2005.

Anyway, some photographic evidence of Morena's mind-blowing hotness:

With Nathan Fillion, one of her Firefly co-stars.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2004-04-20 09:13am

Gentlemen, we've reached Page 4 and only four pictures (I counted) of one of the world's most beautiful women (EDIT: That being Milla Jovovitch. Though I do highly approve of the Morena Baccarin pics). This is a severe deficiency and one which must be immediately remedied.

You know your duties. Each and every one of you has a sworn, obligated duty to bring this board bountiful quantities of high-quality cheesecake.

Now WHAT'S WRONG?

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-04-20 09:15am

Iceberg wrote:Gentlemen, we've reached Page 4 and only four pictures (I counted) of one of the world's most beautiful women (EDIT: That being Milla Jovovitch. Though I do highly approve of the Morena Baccarin pics). This is a severe deficiency and one which must be immediately remedied.

You know your duties. Each and every one of you has a sworn, obligated duty to bring this board bountiful quantities of high-quality cheesecake.

Now WHAT'S WRONG?

Worlds most beautiful woman my arse, I'm afraid.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-04-20 10:02am

Milla's hot enough, I suppose, but I prefer some more curves. I have the same problem with Sandra Bullock - My brain knows she's pretty, but my dick just doesn't agree. Give me Kim Basinger for classic hotness and a boner every time.

Of the up-and-comers, and strictly on looks, Rachel Weisz is at the top of my list, followed closely by Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-20 10:06am

ahhhh yes. Good call Red! She combines dark sultry sweetness of Milla Kunnis with the body of Shannon Elizabeth..... perfect!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-04-20 10:09am

Col. Crackpot wrote:ahhhh yes. Good call Red! She combines dark sultry sweetness of Milla Kunnis with the body of Shannon Elizabeth..... perfect!

That's two more women I'd never kick out of bed. Speaking of Mila Kunis, has anyone else noticed how much hotter she looks this season?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-20 10:30am

Iceberg wrote:Gentlemen, we've reached Page 4 and only four pictures (I counted) of one of the world's most beautiful women (EDIT: That being Milla Jovovitch. Though I do highly approve of the Morena Baccarin pics). This is a severe deficiency and one which must be immediately remedied.

You know your duties. Each and every one of you has a sworn, obligated duty to bring this board bountiful quantities of high-quality cheesecake.

Now WHAT'S WRONG?

most pictures of her on the web that i've seen include nudity, which i'm not sure is suitable for OT, more BotM stuff. although imo, while Milla is indeed extremely hot, Catherine Zeta Jones outranks her by just a few hairs.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-04-20 10:39am

Jon wrote:Worlds most beautiful woman my arse, I'm afraid.

I've gotta agree with Jon here, I'm afraid.

As pretty as Milla Jovovich is and though I still won't hesitate to nail her, she is not that avatar of perfection which her most ardent fans (as well as herself, I assume) consider her.

I can name many female celebs who I find more attractive. (eg. Natalie Portman, Amanda Tapping, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Alyson Hannigan and many others...)

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-04-20 10:46am

Darth_Zod wrote: most pictures of her on the web that i've seen include nudity, which i'm not sure is suitable for OT, more BotM stuff. although imo, while Milla is indeed extremely hot, Catherine Zeta Jones outranks her by just a few hairs.

As long as there are no pubic hair or genitalia visible, it is allowed.

This image is the best example of this rule. Mike himself posted it here.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-20 11:08am

RedImperator wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:ahhhh yes. Good call Red! She combines dark sultry sweetness of Milla Kunnis with the body of Shannon Elizabeth..... perfect!
That's two more women I'd never kick out of bed. Speaking of Mila Kunis, has anyone else noticed how much hotter she looks this season?

she is. Did you know at 15, she was the youngest cast member when the show started. She's like 19 or 20 now.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-20 12:05pm

The Kernel wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Actually, their purpose is to provide nourishment for infants.
To you maybe. To me their purpose is to snuggle.

Which leads to the following joke.
What do toy trains and women's breasts have in common?
They're both made for babies but grown men play with them anyways.

Meest wrote:Height: 5'9 or 174 cm
Bust-Waist-Hips: 34-24-34 (in) or 86-61-86 (cm)
Dress Size: 6 (US)

Betting she's into the 130s in weight

Nope, various celebrity & model sources put her at 115-120 pounds. That ain't much considering that I know several chicks who are about 5'5 or 5'6 and weigh that much or more. For reference my GF is a bit over 5'9 and weighs about 150.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-20 03:30pm

I'd gladly trade large breasts for a tight, fit, athletic body. Granted, I'd like an athletic body with at least a B cup, but I sure as shit won't kick an Olympic gymnast out of bed for eating crackers.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-20 03:48pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:As pretty as Milla Jovovich is and though I still won't hesitate to nail her, she is not that avatar of perfection which her most ardent fans (as well as herself, I assume) consider her.

Ugh, now you assume she's conceded, too.

Man, Simon, you sure know how to shoot yourself in the foot, don't you?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-20 03:48pm

Durandal wrote:I'd gladly trade large breasts for a tight, fit, athletic body. Granted, I'd like an athletic body with at least a B cup, but I sure as shit won't kick an Olympic gymnast out of bed for eating crackers.

considering the average Olympic gymnast is 14 and built like a 10 year old, odds are the cops will kick you out of bed for fucking jailbait.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-20 03:59pm

Durandal wrote:I'd gladly trade large breasts for a tight, fit, athletic body. Granted, I'd like an athletic body with at least a B cup, but I sure as shit won't kick an Olympic gymnast out of bed for eating crackers.

I suggest trying to pick up my GF's younger sister. She's a national level swimmer, nice breasts, looks a lot like her sister, smart girl too & fun to be with. Of course she's about 5'10, 150-155 so you don't want to piss her off too much or she'll throw you.