Guri vs. Data...with a twist :twisted:

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-10-18 09:49pm

Data turns around the wrong corridor and suddenly he sees Guri, completely naked in all her mouth-watering cybernetic glory. Does he get a woodie, or does he even get horny at all?

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-10-18 09:55pm

Is this before or after ST9?

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-10-18 09:56pm

your choice

Remember, supposedly he was capable of having relationships as of TNG

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2002-10-18 09:59pm

Capable of multiple techniques of pleasuring.

However, in strict physical terms, that can also be said of any basement-dwelling fangeek.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-18 10:22pm

Before emotion chip=nothing at all.

After emotion chip=Ahem...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-18 10:23pm

I know EXACLTY where this is going

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-10-20 06:39pm

No matter what sick and perverted realms this discussion sinks to, let's take heart in the knowledge that Guri can still easily beat the shit out of Data, and forever more shall be so.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-20 06:42pm

She'll do a Xena Onatop (sp) (from James Bong Goldeneye) on him and rip him in half while he attempts to have sex with her.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-10-21 12:18pm

Why'd this get put in the Hall of Shame, it seems like a perfectly sound scientific question, and I don't see why, -*struggles to contain maniacal laughter*-we should automatically relegate to the same category as the putrid garbage that is supposed to be kept here. Whew, got it all out with a straight face. Uh guys, I seem to have blown a funny fuse, need a little help here.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-21 01:05pm

Stop typing with your penis, Ray.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-21 01:10pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Stop typing with your penis, Ray.

But then he wouldn't post at all.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 01:20pm

...I think that's Spanky's point.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-21 03:58pm

RadiO wrote:No matter what sick and perverted realms this discussion sinks to, let's take heart in the knowledge that Guri can still easily beat the shit out of Data, and forever more shall be so.

Does Guri have correctly placed nerve endings in her ass?

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-10-21 04:12pm

Jesus, Wong! Just when I thought this thread couldn't sink any lower...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-21 04:23pm

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Jesus, Wong! Just when I thought this thread couldn't sink any lower...

This is nothing at all, you want something really bad look at the Trinity vs Mary Poppins thread.

And really, how many people are suprised that when sex is brought up Mike mentions anal sex. (I really am beginning to wonder about him but that a topic for another thread)

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-10-21 06:35pm

Darth Wong wrote: Does Guri have correctly placed nerve endings in her ass?

I would say yes.
As a human replica droid, she would be designed to precisely simulate human behavior in many given situations - probably with special regard to non-PG rated behaviour, because of the obvious underworld applications for these droids. Having a form of pain response would be necessary to avoid exposure as an inhuman infiltrator.
But then, Guri would probably be self-aware enough to selectively control her sensory inputs, so she can do superhuman stuff like jumping off the tops of buildings, and fighting for hours on end without the momentary distraction of flinching. So she could easily refuse Data's advances even if he immobilised her with straps or something, simply by shutting off her tactile sensors until she can break free and kick Data's candy ass.
But then again, the Droid torture chamber sequence in RotJ seems to indicate that you can externally hack into and enhance a droid's pain responses with impunity. Data probably has the raw technical skill to do this, but he would need detailed information that would be almost impossible to find in the ST universe, unless he had Guri strapped down long enough to work it out for himself. Which seems unlikely.
Oh shit, I'm thinking about this too much. Curse you, Darth Wong! Curse you, RayCav! Curse you all for making me this way!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-21 08:22pm

*laughs* Boys and their toys!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-21 08:26pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:*laughs* Boys and their toys!

Oh come on, like you've never had weird thoughts like that?

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-21 08:28pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:*laughs* Boys and their toys!
Oh come on, like you've never had weird thoughts like that?

I'm pleading the 5th on this one.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-21 08:29pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:*laughs* Boys and their toys!
Oh come on, like you've never had weird thoughts like that?
I'm pleading the 5th on this one.

It's official, you're just as perverted as us. She's one of us!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-21 08:33pm

Stormbringer wrote:It's official, you're just as perverted as us. She's one of us!

Hurrah!!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-21 08:35pm

You have to remember that I've been around guys the majority of my life. There isn't much that is too perverted for me. But, I never read the Trinity/Mary Poppins thread.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 08:38pm

Oh shit Kelly, you'd laugh your ass off.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-21 08:39pm

Here's the link (should work)

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=3899

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-21 08:43pm

No luck, IG.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

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