First Aid stories

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

Post Reply
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

First Aid stories

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Ok, what's the extent of your real life emergency medical doings??

Me: treated 2nd degree burns in work unit, treated idiot who fell down a hill skateboarding and wound up stradling a cactus, tried to save the family dog when he got hit by a speeding car, and managed to get first treatment to a 3rd degree burn case, and a diabetic in shock, while on the phone with paramedics.
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
User avatar
Trytostaydead
Sith Marauder
Posts: 3690
Joined: 2003-01-28 09:34pm

Post by Trytostaydead »

I one time fell asleep with the heat padding on and gave myself three burns on my ass and through great gymnastic feats, managed to cauterize, and bandage them.
User avatar
Faram
Bastard Operator from Hell
Posts: 5271
Joined: 2002-07-04 07:39am
Location: Fighting Polarbears

Post by Faram »

Helped a pal when he broke an ankle in the middle of nowhere last summer.

The swedish wilderness is a huge place when you are in trubble
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img]

"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus


Fear is the mother of all gods.

Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
User avatar
General Zod
Never Shuts Up
Posts: 29211
Joined: 2003-11-18 03:08pm
Location: The Clearance Rack
Contact:

Post by General Zod »

wouldn't trust myself treating anyone else, but i've had to treat myself for things like strained/sprained joints, throwing my back out, burns, cuts, and haul myself to the nearest building with a phone (quarter mile away, too damnit) once when i broke my nose after a nasty bike accident.
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
User avatar
The lost Prophet
Youngling
Posts: 88
Joined: 2004-03-29 08:21pm
Location: somewhere......

Post by The lost Prophet »

besides the numoris self-inflicted accidents i put my self through including busting out both front teeth, massive road rash, and a major concusion (all in the same feat) i walked 2 miles with a busted bike home.

treating others i have run most of the gauntlet, strains, sprains, burns, cuts/lacerations, punture wounds, and a whole lotta other wierd stuff. and to cap that all off i am not even an EMT yet, but soon - firefighter (in arizona 90% of calls are medical, and fire deparment always showes up first).
Bams rules: Rule #1. If you dont like it, destroy it
Rule #2. if it serves no purpose, burn it.
"No one is taller then the last man standing" - unknown
"Don't run, you'll only die tired" - Shark Bait
User avatar
Lt. Dan
Jedi Knight
Posts: 904
Joined: 2003-06-17 12:47am
Location: Prying open my third eye.

Post by Lt. Dan »

Last year, I was runnig the final leg of a 4X200 meter race when, not 10 meters from the line, my legs tence up and I fall. Shreded my shoulder and knee. Had to keep it covered for weeks. I can post a pic if I could find it...
d(-_-)b
User avatar
Larz
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 1638
Joined: 2002-09-11 04:28pm
Location: A superimposed state between home and work.

Post by Larz »

Hmm, myself: abrations, lacerations, sprains/strains, road burn, 1st & 2nd degree burns, puncture wounds, shock, concusions, rock/spiny thing removal, etc.

Others: Shock, sprains/strains, concusion, 1st degree burn, abrations, lacerations, heat exhaustion, hyperthermia, dehydration, rock/spiny thing removal, road burn.
"Once again we wanted our heroes to be simple, grizzled everymen with nothing to lose; one foot in the grave, the other wrapped in an American flag and lodged firmly in a terrorist's asshole."


Brotherhood of the Monkey: Nonchalant Disgruntled Monkey
Justice League
User avatar
Agent Fisher
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 3671
Joined: 2003-04-29 11:56pm
Location: Sac-Town, CA, USA, Earth, Sol, Milky Way, Universe

Post by Agent Fisher »

treated myself after getting shot
User avatar
The Aliens
Keeper of the Lore
Posts: 1482
Joined: 2003-12-29 07:28pm
Location: hovering high up above, making home movies for the folks back home.
Contact:

Post by The Aliens »

I've got First-Aid training, but the worst I've ever had to treat were bad scrapes from kids at summer camp.
| Lorekeeper | EBC |
| SEGNOR | Knights |

..French....................Music..................
|::::::::|::::::::|::::::::|::::::::|
.................Comics...................Fiction..
Post Reply