"Few have ever heard of Fra Luca Parioli, the inventor of double-entry bookkeeping; but he has probably had much more influence on human life than has Dante or Michelangelo." -Herbert J. Muller
"Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition." -Arthur Hugh Clough
"The Puritan's idea of hell is a place where everybody has to mind his own business." -Attributed to Wendell Phillips
I have many more, but would need a few moments to find 'em.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
-Susan Ertz
Not 'Thou Shalt Not.' Say 'I Will Not.'
-Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
“Ships and sail proper for the heavenly air should be fashioned. Then there will also be people, who do not shrink from the dreary vastness of space.”
-Johannes Kepler, 1609
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment."
-Barry LePatner
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
- George Clooney
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a spokesperson for a
federal anti-smoking campaign.
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep,
we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk,
and go to heaven..."
-Brian O'Rourke
i have to many to list here + jokes and other random stuff
Bams rules: Rule #1. If you dont like it, destroy it
Rule #2. if it serves no purpose, burn it.
"No one is taller then the last man standing" - unknown
"Don't run, you'll only die tired" - Shark Bait
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman