Milla Jovovich

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-20 03:59pm

too big to inline them, but just because i feel the need for a gratuitous side by side comparison. . . .

Milla Jovovich
Catherine Zeta Jones

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-04-20 04:03pm

Catherine Zeta-Jones takes it, Michael Douglas sloppy seconds or not.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-04-20 04:21pm

Have to say that while Milla isn't in my top 5, I'd happily fuck her till within an inch of her life. Catherine Zeta Jones not so much.

More Milla

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-20 04:45pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Durandal wrote:I'd gladly trade large breasts for a tight, fit, athletic body. Granted, I'd like an athletic body with at least a B cup, but I sure as shit won't kick an Olympic gymnast out of bed for eating crackers.
considering the average Olympic gymnast is 14 and built like a 10 year old, odds are the cops will kick you out of bed for fucking jailbait.

I'm talking about the upper bracket and former Olympians, of course. Dominique Muccianno springs to mind ... and hopefully my lap.

aerius wrote:I suggest trying to pick up my GF's younger sister. She's a national level swimmer, nice breasts, looks a lot like her sister, smart girl too & fun to be with. Of course she's about 5'10, 150-155 so you don't want to piss her off too much or she'll throw you.

Are you pimping your girlfriend's sister to me? If so, this is going in Fast Times.

We all know that you just want someone to trade off with.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-20 05:08pm

Durandal wrote:Are you pimping your girlfriend's sister to me? If so, this is going in Fast Times.

We all know that you just want someone to trade off with.

I wouldn't call it pimping...see, she's single & matches your criteria, so I'm like "hey, why not?"

Oh, and you get formal approval to write this up however you please in "Fast Times". She'll probably hit me for it but it'll be worth it, I'll take one for the team.

edit: for providing you with an idea for Fast Times, I demand another sex scene with jmac.

As for chicks, my GF is obviously my first choice by far, but if I can't choose her I'll take Sarah McLachlan.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-04-20 05:53pm

RedImperator wrote:Milla doesn't fit the parameters for my "ideal" woman (think Jennifer Connelly or Morena Baccarin), but I'd be damned if I'd kick her out of bed. There's an awful lot of leeway between "ideal" and "ugly". Besides, I'd love to see what Milla could do with those lips.

Amen.

You're a Jennifer Connelly man too, Red? Requiem for a Dream was traumatic for me. Still, that round, curvy, dark-brown-hair-with-bright-green-eyes is a winning combination.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-20 06:02pm

I like the beaver shots in Resident Evil, but The Fifth Element, despite lack of beaver, is still an awesome film.

Milla = hot. Girls with huge racks don't do much for me plus it's a health hazard.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-20 06:21pm

I personally find Jennifer Connelly to be insanely boring to watch, because she pratically puts me to sleep.

Sure she's pretty, but she acts like she's either just gotten up from an afternoon nap or is about to suddenly doze off like a high school student that pulled an all-nighter.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-04-20 06:25pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Girls with huge racks don't do much for me plus it's a health hazard.

Back problems?

Huge isn't necessary. I just like some ample chest pillows to nap on.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-04-20 06:26pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Girls with huge racks don't do much for me plus it's a health hazard.
Back problems?

Huge isn't necessary. I just like some ample chest pillows to nap on.

Or breathing problems which killed Lolo off.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-04-20 06:30pm

eugh, I just saw Jovovich on a L'oreal advert, on TV- she'd looked like a fucking man.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-20 06:31pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Girls with huge racks don't do much for me plus it's a health hazard.
Back problems?

That's part of it. The other problem is the bigger they are the more they swing, and the more momentum they have behind them. If you're having sex with her on top and you catch a nipple in the face it could take your eye out. See here for details.

Huge isn't necessary. I just like some ample chest pillows to nap on.

That still requires some good sized breasts. Natural ones are best, implants feel funny when you sleep on them.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2004-04-20 06:38pm

aerius wrote:<snip>

As for chicks, my GF is obviously my first choice by far, but if I can't choose her I'll take Sarah McLachlan.
<snip>

Sara McLachlan.

:luv::luv::luv::luv:

*collapses to the ground from lack of blood to the brain.*

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-20 06:39pm

Of course in order to actually view the thread in question it helps if you're in the BotM. . .

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-20 06:56pm

Enigma wrote:Sara McLachlan. :luv::luv::luv::luv:

*collapses to the ground from lack of blood to the brain.*

This one's nice too.

And so's this one...

And this one...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-21 12:10am

aerius wrote:I wouldn't call it pimping...see, she's single & matches your criteria, so I'm like "hey, why not?"

Oh, and you get formal approval to write this up however you please in "Fast Times". She'll probably hit me for it but it'll be worth it, I'll take one for the team.

Excellent. I'm always looking for pawns to take the hit for my actions.

edit: for providing you with an idea for Fast Times, I demand another sex scene with jmac.

Why? You get to fuck her in real life. Why is Red's and my twisted high school so important?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-04-21 12:42am

Lord Pounder wrote:<snip>

http://hurry.x-y.net/images/milla/m1-08.jpg

She looks like Kefka in that picture.

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2004-04-21 05:10am

Peregrin Toker wrote:I can name many female celebs who I find more attractive. (eg. Natalie Portman, Amanda Tapping, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Alyson Hannigan and many others...)

Alyson Hannigan!? How can you say what you said about Milla, then say Alyson is more attractive, she has same itty bitty tits, no lips, shorter and thin. Think their characters they play influence who you like :-\ Same for Portman she's small and not busty, I just don't get it.

I just mean you have no consistency in your view, not that all these women aren't good looking, but to outright say some are not good looking is just silly.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-21 08:03am

you don't necessarily have to remain consistent when it comes to liking types of women. For example there's a wide variety of women that i find attractive who often have little in common with each other. The main feature i tend to look for though is the face, which determines how i think of everything else on them.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-04-21 09:11am

Meest wrote: Alyson Hannigan!? How can you say what you said about Milla, then say Alyson is more attractive, she has same itty bitty tits, no lips, shorter and thin. Think their characters they play influence who you like :-\ Same for Portman she's small and not busty, I just don't get it.

I don't know... Alyson's breasts just appear bigger than Milla's. At least they're more visible. (perhaps because Alyson's the shortest of the two) Don't forget that not all B-cup breasts are the same size. (in fact, I have the feeling that Milla's barely qualify as B-cup)

Or maybe the characters they portray have something to do with it, like you implied.

It's also possible that it has something to do with the fact that I find Alyson Hannigan or Natalie Portman much cuter than Milla.

Don't forget my aforementioned phobia of lanky women, which is nowhere as strong as it used to be - though it comes back every now and then.

BTW - how can you say that Alyson Hannigan doesn't have any lips?

(unless you're referring to... erm, you know)

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Ugh, now you assume she's conceded, too.

Man, Simon, you sure know how to shoot yourself in the foot, don't you?

It's spelled "conceited".

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-21 11:36am

Durandal wrote:
aerius wrote:for providing you with an idea for Fast Times, I demand another sex scene with jmac.
Why? You get to fuck her in real life. Why is Red's and my twisted high school so important?

Because it'll piss off the virgins and help advance & develop the plot?

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2004-04-21 11:39am

Milla is hot, IMHO.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-21 01:54pm

aerius wrote:Because it'll piss off the virgins and help advance & develop the plot?

Works for me, I suppose.

As for Alyson Hannigan ... she is hot. There is no question about it.

If you don't find her attractive, you may have a rubber band on your cock.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2004-04-21 01:57pm

She's alright, but I make it a point not to lust after married women. Rebecca Romijn is single now...

Catherine Zeta-Jones looks like a female impersonator to me. Don't ask me why.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-04-21 02:09pm

Durandal wrote:
aerius wrote:Because it'll piss off the virgins and help advance & develop the plot?
Works for me, I suppose.

As for Alyson Hannigan ... she is hot. There is no question about it.

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If you don't find her attractive, you may have a rubber band on your cock.

She's cute, hot in a want to 'defile an inocent' type way.