Can I spank THAT monkey!?

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Can I spank THAT monkey!?

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Well, I'm very happy with myself, I spanked the monkey for 927:

Click Here for proof :D

Am I good? Please praise me :D Can you/Have you done better?

p.s (yes, I was sad enough to sit there and do this, I was in college, boredom... now please tell me I'm good, I have self esteem issues :cry: )
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Good job man......now go spank Britney Spears :wink:
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wtf, im sure I responded to this already :|

um anyway it was something like, I wish, but I guess I'll just have to go spank over the thought of her :D

Someone told me, just before, Montcalm, that they got 1056 on STM :( I don't know if this is true, but I'm on a mission now. Ain't my life so full and thorough :D
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Maybe he was mistaking kilometers and miles :wink:
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Montcalm wrote:Good job man......now go spank Britney Spears :wink:
Where's the waiting line for this event...? :twisted:
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Montcalm wrote:Maybe he was mistaking kilometers and miles :wink:
Let me pray it is so :P Then I can retain my self proclaimed title of Monkey Spanking Champion :twisted: :roll:
EmperorMing wrote:Where's the waiting line for this event...?
Sorry, I'm going to be a few days yet, I'll let you know when she's ready :D

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It there will be a dolphin instead of the monkey, someone on this board could be either very happy or very pissed :mrgreen:
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Comosicus wrote:It there will be a dolphin instead of the monkey, someone on this board could be either very happy or very pissed :mrgreen:
ROFLMFCAO :lol:
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Why, does someone here shag dolphin?
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Jon wrote:Why, does someone here shag dolphin?
You didn't get the joke does the name Spanky the Dolphin mean anything to you :wink:
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Aww shit. Now I look a fool. Ah well, I'll reanalyze it and try again... :D
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Jon wrote:Why, does someone here shag dolphin?
*Chatters Excitedly*
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Comosicus wrote:It there will be a dolphin instead of the monkey, someone on this board could be either very happy or very pissed :mrgreen:
I still don't get it :| Um :cry:

EDIT: I am too dumb... I do, get it now *sigh*
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Jon wrote:
Comosicus wrote:It there will be a dolphin instead of the monkey, someone on this board could be either very happy or very pissed :mrgreen:
I still don't get it :| Um :cry:

EDIT: I am too dumb... I do, get it now *sigh*
Just go read Spanky's sig.
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Jon wrote:Why, does someone here shag dolphin?
I see you've yet to be introduced to Dolphinsex.org.
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aerius wrote:
Jon wrote:Why, does someone here shag dolphin?
I see you've yet to be introduced to Dolphinsex.org.
OMFG!!!

Erm, I do hope you simply google'd to find that site- or were you already familiar with it? :roll:
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Jon wrote:
OMFG!!!

Erm, I do hope you simply google'd to find that site- or were you already familiar with it? :roll:
It's been introduced to the board several times already.


I'm sure I did it once.
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Jon wrote:OMFG!!!

Erm, I do hope you simply google'd to find that site- or were you already familiar with it? :roll:
I think it's safe to say that most regular members on this board are familiar with dolphinsex.org.

*chatters excitedly*
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Comosicus wrote:It there will be a dolphin instead of the monkey, someone on this board could be either very happy or very pissed :mrgreen:
Or C: I don't care. :P
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Hmm, it's an ... interesting site. I can't quite believe it is possible. Or that people would want to do it.
shinova wrote: I'm sure I did it once.
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Just curious, have you seen "Goatse.cx" yet? Perhaps we should introduce you to that one as well....
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aerius wrote:
Jon wrote:OMFG!!!

Erm, I do hope you simply google'd to find that site- or were you already familiar with it? :roll:
I think it's safe to say that most regular members on this board are familiar with dolphinsex.org.

*chatters excitedly*
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I'd rather Spank the Nurse
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Slartibartfast wrote:I'd rather Spank the Nurse
Interesting, I've just had a go, strangely fascinating.

re: aerius.. you've stirred my interest, what is this Goatse.cx you mention :D
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Jon wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:I'd rather Spank the Nurse
Interesting, I've just had a go, strangely fascinating.

re: aerius.. you've stirred my interest, what is this Goatse.cx you mention :D
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