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Slartibartfast wrote:I'd rather Spank the Nurse
Heh, you have to get your timing right, but it's possible to spank her continuously for several seconds at least. :)
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Jon wrote:re: aerius.. you've stirred my interest, what is this Goatse.cx you mention :D
You do not want to know. Trust me on this.
Of course you do, one's internet life is not complete until he experiences the joy that is Goatse.cx. To experience the rapture that is Goatse.cx, type the url listed below into you browser minus the spaces and asterisk. Enjoy! :D

*http://g o a t.c x/
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I should have taken Rogue9's advice. I'm disturbed by this aerius :cry:
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Jon wrote:I should have taken Rgoue9's advice. I'm disturbed by this aerius :cry:
Look at what you've done, aerius-you made the newbie cry! :evil: :wink:
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Jon wrote:I should have taken Rogue9's advice. I'm disturbed by this aerius :cry:
you're disturbed? you obviously need BotM membership to get you De-Sensitized, STAT! This is child's play compared to what's out there. OH! have you seen the penis bisection thread by the way?
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Jon wrote:I should have taken Rogue9's advice. I'm disturbed by this aerius :cry:
Well, in that case I'd suggest staying away from rotten.com and consumptionjunction, aka "rotten lite". And the penis bisection thread is pretty funny too, and there was also this one where the guy stuffed his nuts where the sun don't shine but that's another story...

BTW, it should be noted that I worked at Canada Customs where I was exposed to more disgusting stuff than you can possibly imagine, I can laugh & smile at stuff that'll make most people gag.
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Oh, I'm well aquainted with rotten.com unfortunately. There is one picture, I believe it was entitled 'Motercycle' which will always be with me :(

Penis bisection... I've a lump in my throat already.
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"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
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I really don't want to click that link but curiosity is getting the better of me...

Zod, am I going to regret this?
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you'll have to click it to find out. :lol:
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LMAO :| That game suck big ass :P Revel in it ;) Oh my, im sure it took my pal like 25 minutes to get the previous high score...

Go beat me at Spank the Monkey then I'll sing your praises :P

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ZOD !!!! Arghhh ! Why have you forsaken me!?
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Sometimes I get a real dose of reality and a reminder of the kind of *wonderful* world we live in, Zod... you just showed me that... :D
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:I'd rather Spank the Nurse
Heh, you have to get your timing right, but it's possible to spank her continuously for several seconds at least. :)
I don't know how it happened, but I just sat here for 15 minutes, spanking that nurse- from different angles :roll: Help me...
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Jon wrote:I should have taken Rogue9's advice. I'm disturbed by this aerius :cry:
Yes, you should have. I do not lie about stuff like that. :P
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Jon wrote:ZOD !!!! Arghhh ! Why have you forsaken me!?
It's because you touch yourself at night... :P
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Darth_Zod wrote:
Jon wrote:I should have taken Rogue9's advice. I'm disturbed by this aerius :cry:
you're disturbed? you obviously need BotM membership to get you De-Sensitized, STAT! This is child's play compared to what's out there. OH! have you seen the penis bisection thread by the way?
And how does one get BOTM membership?

Am I going to have to be initiated?
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I think Jon needs to see the "big woman" picture. :twisted: :twisted:
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Enigma wrote:I think Jon needs to see the "big woman" picture. :twisted: :twisted:
I think I'll pass- I can only imagine. I'm still trying to get over the 'Penis Bisection' actually. Long recovery period- I know, weak. Don't ost the link because I'll be forced to click it, and that's not an invite to do so :P bah, damn. I'm a fool.
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Jon wrote:
Enigma wrote:I think Jon needs to see the "big woman" picture. :twisted: :twisted:
I think I'll pass- I can only imagine. I'm still trying to get over the 'Penis Bisection' actually. Long recovery period- I know, weak. Don't ost the link because I'll be forced to click it, and that's not an invite to do so :P bah, damn. I'm a fool.
Ok. ok. I'll be nice then. This woman will fulfill your lifelong desires. Trust me on this one.
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Enigma wrote:
Ok. ok. I'll be nice then. This woman will fulfill your lifelong desires. Trust me on this one.
Ah, this isn't so bad- no, I mean, it's disgusting, but it's not what... well, the other pics were. I've seen this image spalshed all over forums with the words 'pwned' on it... aye.

Enigma, do you keep that image on your own webspace :shock:
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Bob the Gunslinger wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:
Jon wrote:I should have taken Rogue9's advice. I'm disturbed by this aerius :cry:
you're disturbed? you obviously need BotM membership to get you De-Sensitized, STAT! This is child's play compared to what's out there. OH! have you seen the penis bisection thread by the way?
And how does one get BOTM membership?

Am I going to have to be initiated?
initiations are of course mandatory. you have to be 18, have at least 100 posts and be here for a month minimum. at least those are the basic requirements. then you PM Verilon requesting membership.
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Darth_Zod wrote:
initiations are of course mandatory. you have to be 18, have at least 100 posts and be here for a month minimum. at least those are the basic requirements. then you PM Verilon requesting membership.
This sounds interesting, is there more detailed information about this group somewhere already? :D Does the initiation include being flamed? I like that- in some kind of sado masachist kinda way. :oops: :roll:
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