This post will describe great Wankers of the movies, books, and real life.
#1: Felix Ellellou, from The Coup by John Updike:
OK, first off... Islamic Marxism? That's what your pet ideology is called?
You combine a religion with an ideology that has atheism as a tenet?
"Workers of the world, join in glorious Jihad against your capitalist overlords! With the guidance of Allah and his prophet Mohammed(pbuh), we shall crush the wage slave overlords and cast down the opiate of... the... masses... Aw crap. I think I need to start over..."
And he believes that Kush should stay a starving desert shithole. He actually orders his troops to burn American aid shipments. He thinks that by keeping Kush a non-developed shithole, he is preserving Allah's original vision for the place, a monument to the necessary, a land where nothing superfluous dwells.
Get over yourself, Ellellou.
#2: Monica Belluci
I was watching the special features for the Matrix: Reloaded a while back, and in the interview with Monica, she says her character "is like a vampire who feeds on emotions." No, your character is a Hot chick in tight clothes who has 15 lines tops and no significance to the story as a whole. Persephone has that one segment where she leads the Zionists to the Keymaker, and that's the end of her usefulness. She's a bit player at best.
Get over yourself, Monica
Get over yourself
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Re: Get over yourself
At most what all she did was make Neo and Trinity do a schoolyard dare.Setzer wrote:#2: Monica Belluci
I was watching the special features for the Matrix: Reloaded a while back, and in the interview with Monica, she says her character "is like a vampire who feeds on emotions." No, your character is a Hot chick in tight clothes who has 15 lines tops and no significance to the story as a whole. Persephone has that one segment where she leads the Zionists to the Keymaker, and that's the end of her usefulness. She's a bit player at best.
Get over yourself, Monica
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Re: Get over yourself
She did kiss Niobi in the game, didn't she? I'd say that's a plus.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:At most what all she did was make Neo and Trinity do a schoolyard dare.Setzer wrote:#2: Monica Belluci
I was watching the special features for the Matrix: Reloaded a while back, and in the interview with Monica, she says her character "is like a vampire who feeds on emotions." No, your character is a Hot chick in tight clothes who has 15 lines tops and no significance to the story as a whole. Persephone has that one segment where she leads the Zionists to the Keymaker, and that's the end of her usefulness. She's a bit player at best.
Get over yourself, Monica
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Re: Get over yourself
Whatever. I really don't give a shit about what some forgetable character in a crummy movie did in a game.RogueIce wrote:She did kiss Niobi in the game, didn't she? I'd say that's a plus.
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Re: Get over yourself
Yeah, but she's totally hot.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Whatever. I really don't give a shit about what some forgetable character in a crummy movie did in a game.RogueIce wrote:She did kiss Niobi in the game, didn't she? I'd say that's a plus.
And it's not just a crummy movie, it's a crummy game, too.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'
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What the hell?
Monica Bellucci is painfully gorgeous.
What the hell?
Monica Bellucci is painfully gorgeous.
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Not everyone here find her attractive,we all have different view on who's hot and who's not.Illuminatus Primus wrote:...
What the hell?
Monica Bellucci is painfully gorgeous.
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Anyone who doesn't find a set of big pouty lips, big eyes, pretty face, long dark hair, nice olive skin, natural ample rack, curvy but fatless hips, and a nice round ass attractive must be a homosexual.
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Bah. "Experimentation" all the way!muse wrote:...or female...
In (just about) every (hetero) guy's fantasy world, every female will have some bi-leanings.
This is the price of war,
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And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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I didn't mean that I don't recognise that she's attractive.
She's just not what I prefer to look at.
Fuck... I've barely slept at all for about a week. I can barely think straight enough to figure out how the fuck to explain why I don't like her or something. Fuck. Fuck fuck fucking Christ gah.
She's just not what I prefer to look at.
Fuck... I've barely slept at all for about a week. I can barely think straight enough to figure out how the fuck to explain why I don't like her or something. Fuck. Fuck fuck fucking Christ gah.
I believe in a sign of Zeta.
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What about a Monica Bellucci looking catgirl?Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I didn't mean that I don't recognise that she's attractive.
She's just not what I prefer to look at.
Fuck... I've barely slept at all for about a week. I can barely think straight enough to figure out how the fuck to explain why I don't like her or something. Fuck. Fuck fuck fucking Christ gah.
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We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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