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Big-breasted girls are smarter

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Yahoo Entertainment News

Yes, it is entertainment news so it obviously can't be taken with anything greater than a bit of salt, but it's kinda interesting.


Women who eat more "healthily" would tend to have bigger busts I guess, and that diet makes everything else better, brains included, I would think.


All hail big-breasted women!!!! :)
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It's just that they seem smarter because one tends to glaze over when staring at their boobies. :wink:

And that's from the Weekly World News, so.....
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All hail big-breasted women!!!!
We were supposed to stop?

*boobies!*
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:
All hail big-breasted women!!!!
We were supposed to stop?
No, but now we can't be accused of being shallow for it.
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Gives a whole new meaning to "I love you for your brains"
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My girl has an E sized chest

an IQ of 146 approx

and is a Science/Physics major.


I concur with these findings in this case.
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jenat-lai wrote:My girl has an E sized chest
Aren't such well-endowed ladies very rare?
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Thisbegs the question... will there be PhD level courses in titty-fucking?
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Col. Crackpot wrote:Thisbegs the question... will there be PhD level courses in titty-fucking?
Didn't Aerius have a picture about how to find the volume of a breast?!?
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
jenat-lai wrote:My girl has an E sized chest
Aren't such well-endowed ladies very rare?
Especially with a size 8 dress. and a cute loveable face. and a wonderful personality... I could go on. :P
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Xenophobe3691 wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:Thisbegs the question... will there be PhD level courses in titty-fucking?
Didn't Aerius have a picture about how to find the volume of a breast?!?
volume is but one aspect. there are also critical variables such as friction, lubricant viscosity, density, bounce factor and the ballistic profile of jizz.
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:shock: I don't even want to think how smart one of my friends would be. She's maybe a B-cup (it's not something I'm real confortable asking her yet, due to ome of her background), and she's pre-med and acing all the bio and chem courses, in a department where the average GPA is ~2.25 (Bio's the second-hardest major on our campus, in terms of the GPA earned in classes by non-majors). If she were *ahem* well-endowed, she'd be nearly unbearable because she'd be so smart :D .
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Aw.. this makes me feel dumb :lol:
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Actually, believe it or not, big breasts don't do it for me. Excessive size I find is a significant turnoff. The first thing I notice about any attractive girl is a pretty face, her body is always second (although it's always great to see a a nice pair...face and body I mean :wink:)
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So that's why my GF has such nice breasts...I'll let her tell you how big they are if she wants to....
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I believe Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith are the biggest arguments against this theory. ;)
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Darth_Zod wrote:I believe Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith are the biggest arguments against this theory. ;)
One word: Implants.
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It also give new meaning to Artificial Intellegence. :D
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Sam Or I wrote:It also give new meaning to Artificial Intellegence. :D
Artificial intelligence is when a blonde dyes her hair some other colour. :D
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jenat-lai wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:
jenat-lai wrote:My girl has an E sized chest
Aren't such well-endowed ladies very rare?
Especially with a size 8 dress. and a cute loveable face. and a wonderful personality... I could go on. :P
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Check out the IQ of this one

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Completely natural E cups IIRC and from reports on her she's dumb as a post.
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*drools*

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Meh, this still won't stop me from going after the Tiny-Titty Brigade...
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How...interesting..?
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