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It's times like these when I love myself the most
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Hamel wrote:It's times like these when I love myself the most
Love yourself too much and you'll get friction burns.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Hamel wrote:It's times like these when I love myself the most
Love yourself too much and you'll get friction burns.
I never get lasagna syndrome~ The only time I make pain to myself is when I have a nasty gash on my right arm, or when a stray hair gets stuck in the perbilis normalis
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Germany and Ireland have beer. America has a little beer (Sam Adams) and the rest of the world basically has piss.
Shows how little you know of the world 'o unwashed peasant :P
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MKSheppard wrote:
h0rus wrote: Not that hard to consider a violent article considering the psycho who posted this thread.
Hey nimrod, got anything of interest to add, or are you just going to wank
to your strawman of OMGLOL, Shep's a psycho!
...A strawman is when someone distorts your argument.

"OMGLOL Shep's a psycho" is not a strawman.
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Hamel wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Hamel wrote:It's times like these when I love myself the most
Love yourself too much and you'll get friction burns.
I never get lasagna syndrome~ The only time I make pain to myself is when I have a nasty gash on my right arm, or when a stray hair gets stuck in the perbilis normalis
Or there's stale bread in the room.
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