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Which TV show would you live in?

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I've been watching Cheers a lot of late (4:30 PM, Channel 9), and it got me thinking.

If you could live in a TV show, which would it be? Would you live in the M*A*S*H 4077 as one of the surgeons? Cheers as a barfly? Yellowy resident of Springfield?

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I would live in "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous."
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Disworld has been animated, so it counts, right? :)
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That 70's Show.

Classic Rock-n-Roll and people have lots and lots of sex. :D
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Tsyroc wrote:That 70's Show.

Classic Rock-n-Roll and people have lots and lots of sex. :D
You forgot in the 21st century people are just as irresponsible as their parents were in the 1970s,you have AIDS and it still doesn't stop people from fucking like rabbits :roll:
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"Friends." The three girls are hot, horny, obsessed with sex and surrounded by lame/wussy guys who are nothing for me to worry about.
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I would live in Coronation Street, it seems you can be a doley, do nothing all day, but sit in the Rovers getting pissed, yet have a constant stream of cash whenever it is needed. You can be spiralling into debt with a shit credit rating but still find the money to buy a pub if necessary! Dreamland! And there are some rather lovely ladies in it who open their legs as much as the doors of the rovers flap open and closed- for anyone! 8)

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Bertie you watch Friends? Ye big girl.

I'd like to live in The Osbournes, i already look like Jack and Ozzy'd be such a cool person to live with, i could show him how to use his remote control.
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Lord Pounder wrote:Bertie you watch Friends? Ye big girl.

:oops:

You spend time with girls enough, you'll end up having to see "friends" and "sex and the city." *yuck*

In my defense, I don't watch tv or follow any tv shows.
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Red Dwarf, in the pre season 7 days. Depressing maybe, but fun in a post apocalyptic way. Futurama would be good too, assuming I worked for planet express.
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I already live in several TV series. One was atrocious and most of the others have me battling supervillains on a regular basis.
Personally I'd settle for a nice, thick book were nothing ever happens just so I can take a breather. 'Economy of the Sto Plains', maybe. Or the phone book.

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Seriously, dunno as long as it's not a german one. The only good ones that DON'T have people killed on a regular basis are comedies which means I would be the one at the recieving end of most of the jokes.

Do I get to pick WHO I'll be on that show, or do I get dropped in as an extra character much as I am in real life?
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star treck: TNG, because i´d be Q.
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Gargoyles. :D

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That 70's Show, Season 4, before Donna met Casey. I'd hit that shit.
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RedImperator wrote:That 70's Show, Season 4, before Donna met Casey. I'd hit that shit.
Yikes! No way! (about being in that show, not Donna)
I mean I feel old already around here...
If I get to be young again, though...
OTOH, scratch that. No beer under 21. No american TV for me.
*tries to find a german TV show he fits into*
*ponders*
*preferably as a teen*
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Rye wrote:Red Dwarf, in the pre season 7 days. Depressing maybe, but fun in a post apocalyptic way. Futurama would be good too, assuming I worked for planet express.
But would you rather be Lister or Rimmer?

The good part about Futurama is that it's exactly the future as we wish it were.
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Baywatch.
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Bob the Gunslinger wrote:
Rye wrote:Red Dwarf, in the pre season 7 days. Depressing maybe, but fun in a post apocalyptic way. Futurama would be good too, assuming I worked for planet express.
But would you rather be Lister or Rimmer?
Nobody would want to be Rimmer,Lister is the better choice and if you feel like it choose the Cat. :)

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Darth Wong wrote:Baywatch.
Noway. I'd just be some random guy who drowns just to get the story rolling.
Well, what there is of it.
Some random guy just tannin' on the beach OTOH...
Hm. This seems to have some potential.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
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'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Bob the Gunslinger wrote: But would you rather be Lister or Rimmer?
I practically AM lister. Except I'm from manchester, rather than liverpool. And I have more tastebuds.
The good part about Futurama is that it's exactly the future as we wish it were.
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Seinfeld perhaps. As some laws of reality simply don't seem to apply there.
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You're all dumb.

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Bob the Gunslinger wrote:
Rye wrote:Red Dwarf, in the pre season 7 days. Depressing maybe, but fun in a post apocalyptic way. Futurama would be good too, assuming I worked for planet express.
But would you rather be Lister or Rimmer?

The good part about Futurama is that it's exactly the future as we wish it were.
I wouldn't want to live in Futurama, for several reasons:

1) I might have to serve under Zap Brannigan.

2) Aliens invade on three seperate occasions in the show leaving a swath of destruction in their wake. Not good odds.

3) Those suicide booths are there for a reason.

4) Santa.
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As the only thing I've had time to watch recently, we're going for Futurama.
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Batman wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Baywatch.
Noway. I'd just be some random guy who drowns just to get the story rolling.
Well, what there is of it.
Some random guy just tannin' on the beach OTOH...
Hm. This seems to have some potential.
By drowning you get the mouth-to-mouth, hopefully by a bodacious babe.
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