Big-breasted girls are smarter

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-04-22 02:09pm

Will you show us your IQ points?

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-04-22 02:18pm

I judge a girl by her mind

J · Post by J » 2004-04-22 02:40pm

So that's why I'm smarter than my sister...my breasts are a cupsize bigger than hers...just kidding, you know I love you sis

But really, I doubt my breasts had anything to do with me full scholarship at Princeton and graduating from my program with honors.

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2004-04-22 02:43pm

jmac wrote:So that's why I'm smarter than my sister...my breasts are a cupsize bigger than hers...just kidding, you know I love you sis

But really, I doubt my breasts had anything to do with me full scholarship at Princeton and graduating from my program with honors.

Everything has to do with breasts. (Or is that only in my world?)

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-04-22 03:18pm

jmac wrote:So that's why I'm smarter than my sister...my breasts are a cupsize bigger than hers...just kidding, you know I love you sis

Yeah, but you're older than me and mine haven't finished growing yet. But to get back to the point, it's interesting...but I don't think boob size really does anything except for getting looks and distracting guys.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-04-22 03:49pm

muse wrote:
jmac wrote:So that's why I'm smarter than my sister...my breasts are a cupsize bigger than hers...just kidding, you know I love you sis
Yeah, but you're older than me and mine haven't finished growing yet. But to get back to the point, it's interesting...but I don't think boob size really does anything except for getting looks and distracting guys.

Or if they're big enough, bitchslapping them around with when they're being assholes.

(now isn't THAT a wierd mental image....)

I'm suprised Supe hasn't posted in here yet.

Seriously though, while I don't mind women with larger breasts (I actually prefer women with smaller breasts because they're more fun to play with!), they aren't the first thing I look at. The first thing I look at is her face.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-22 07:32pm

aerius wrote:So that's why my GF has such nice breasts...I'll let her tell you how big they are if she wants to....

Let me guess... an E and an F?

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-04-22 07:33pm

muse wrote:Yeah, but you're older than me and mine haven't finished growing yet. But to get back to the point, it's interesting...but I don't think boob size really does anything except for getting looks and distracting guys.

Well, they can be used as a flotation device in a pinch...

Was that a pun? If so, consider it intended.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-04-22 07:33pm

YT300000 wrote:
aerius wrote:So that's why my GF has such nice breasts...I'll let her tell you how big they are if she wants to....
Let me guess... an E and an F?

Is that in centimeters or inches?

J · Post by J » 2004-04-22 07:57pm

YT300000 wrote:
aerius wrote:So that's why my GF has such nice breasts...I'll let her tell you how big they are if she wants to....
Let me guess... an E and an F?

Not that big, sheesh...haven't you seen pictures of me?
For the record I have D-cups, larger than average I suppose but nothing near Pam Anderson size.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-22 08:47pm

Shinova wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
aerius wrote:So that's why my GF has such nice breasts...I'll let her tell you how big they are if she wants to....
Let me guess... an E and an F?
Is that in centimeters or inches?

centimetres.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-22 08:48pm

jmac wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
aerius wrote:So that's why my GF has such nice breasts...I'll let her tell you how big they are if she wants to....
Let me guess... an E and an F?
Not that big, sheesh...haven't you seen pictures of me?
For the record I have D-cups, larger than average I suppose but nothing near Pam Anderson size.

I have seen pictures of you. A number of months ago. Perhaps my poor memory caused those misconceptions.

Ah well.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-04-22 09:49pm

...That's good to know, I guess. Like ejaculation being good for you.

Boobies...

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-04-22 11:51pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:...That's good to know, I guess. Like ejaculation being good for you.

Boobies...

Especially if your female... *giggles hystericly and runs away*

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-04-23 08:34am

YT300000 wrote: I have seen pictures of you. A number of months ago. Perhaps my poor memory caused those misconceptions.

How could anyone look at the pics I'm assuming you looked at and think that Jmac's that well-endowed?

BTW -

Darth Zod wrote:I believe Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith are the biggest arguments against this theory.

No, the biggest argument against this theory is a girl I know who's amazingly intelligent (I don't think she ever got a grade below the Danish equivalent of a B+) and... well, if it wasn't for her high-heel boots and long hair, one would doubt whether she was male or female.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-23 12:24pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
muse wrote:Yeah, but you're older than me and mine haven't finished growing yet. But to get back to the point, it's interesting...but I don't think boob size really does anything except for getting looks and distracting guys.
Well, they can be used as a flotation device in a pinch...

Was that a pun? If so, consider it intended.

Now you know why the sisters are swimmers...and it should be noted that both of them swim breast stroke.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-04-23 03:29pm

aerius wrote: Now you know why the sisters are swimmers...and it should be noted that both of them swim breast stroke.

That just wasn't funny.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-04-23 03:42pm

aerius wrote:Now you know why the sisters are swimmers...and it should be noted that both of them swim breast stroke.

Why... I also swim breast stroke! Though never in the pool... only in bed

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-23 08:36pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
YT300000 wrote: I have seen pictures of you. A number of months ago. Perhaps my poor memory caused those misconceptions.
How could anyone look at the pics I'm assuming you looked at and think that Jmac's that well-endowed?

*shrugs* They were head-on pics, and my memory for things of such relatively low importance is poor.

J · Post by J » 2004-04-23 09:08pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
aerius wrote:Now you know why the sisters are swimmers...and it should be noted that both of them swim breast stroke.
That just wasn't funny.

Not the best joke he's come up with to be sure, but I still found some humor in it. Besides, if we don't like his jokes we just pay him a visit and hit him.

Pablo Sanchez wrote:Why... I also swim breast stroke! Though never in the pool... only in bed

Interesting...how does one swim breast stroke in bed? Or is that a euphemism for some act which I'm not familiar with?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-23 09:38pm

jmac wrote:Interesting...how does one swim breast stroke in bed? Or is that a euphemism for some act which I'm not familiar with?

Think about it. Breast... stroke.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2004-04-23 09:45pm

YT300000 wrote:
jmac wrote:Interesting...how does one swim breast stroke in bed? Or is that a euphemism for some act which I'm not familiar with?
Think about it. Breast... stroke.

Now for the "swimming" part. Do I detect innuendo here as well? If so, masterfully done.

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2004-04-23 10:42pm

This certainly explains why such a seemingly large proportion of big-breasted pornstars (i.e. Keisha Evans) are sci-fi nerds.