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Horny rhino hits on car

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http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/04/ ... 62533.html
Horny rhino hits on car
April 22, 2004 - 8:40PM


A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car.

Sharka, a two tonne white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park.

The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit.

"He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun newspaper. "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."

A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its website, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years.

"He's got a bit of a reputation, this lad, and he was obviously at it again," she added.
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Well, rhinos have bad eyesight.
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That'll teach him to perv on rhinos, it says he stopped to take photos!?
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i wonder if his insurance will cover this :D
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given that some animals will literally hump anything in sight, (i've known dogs that will at the very least), i'm not too surprised. I'd be interested to know what the poor guy put down on his insurance claim. "Car damage caused due to horny rhino" might not fly. . .
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Shouldn't there be pheromones emited to attrack male rhinos? :?
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Its probably just as well he didn't get out of the car :shock:
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Whoa, talk about misguided desire... :shock:
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Now, that's one fucked-up car! 8)
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And the funny thing is that there was a Renault commercial some time ago depicting exactly that :mrgreen:
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Guess they should be glad they weren't in the car when the rhino started sexing it. :twisted:
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GoldenFalcon wrote:Guess they should be glad they weren't in the car when the rhino started sexing it. :twisted:
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Ok, thats one rhino that shouldn't be taken to a car dealership..... ;)
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Saw this in my favourite crappy newspaper, the Toronto Sun, and htought they'd made it up. Thank you, SD.net, for lowering my faith in Rhinokind one more notch.
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On a board I lurk on one of the posters regaled us with the story of a drunken, amorous elephant and a five-ton truck.
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Wow. I never knew rhinos were that desperate.
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