Not that i expect anyone to care but today is my 16th birthday.
Meaning i can (legally) buy tobacco products and lottery tickets and have sex. Go me!
Not that i actually want to the 1st have have no chance whatsever at getting the third but hey it's nice to now i can!
Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
Where the hell are you that you can do that? The age to do that shit is 18 here, except for sex, which is 16 in Florida...Crazedwraith wrote:Not that i expect anyone to care but today is my 16th birthday.
Meaning i can (legally) buy tobacco products and lottery tickets and have sex. Go me!
Not that i actually want to the 1st have have no chance whatsever at getting the third but hey it's nice to now i can!
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
BritainXenophobe3691 wrote:Where the hell are you that you can do that? The age to do that shit is 18 here, except for sex, which is 16 in Florida...Crazedwraith wrote:Not that i expect anyone to care but today is my 16th birthday.
Meaning i can (legally) buy tobacco products and lottery tickets and have sex. Go me!
Not that i actually want to the 1st have have no chance whatsever at getting the third but hey it's nice to now i can!
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
Hm, here in Germany you can legally have sex, buy tobacco, drink and buy alcohol (except hard liqour, for which you need a grown-up at your side to drink).Xenophobe3691 wrote:Where the hell are you that you can do that? The age to do that shit is 18 here, except for sex, which is 16 in Florida...Crazedwraith wrote:Not that i expect anyone to care but today is my 16th birthday.
Meaning i can (legally) buy tobacco products and lottery tickets and have sex. Go me!
Not that i actually want to the 1st have have no chance whatsever at getting the third but hey it's nice to now i can!
The only things you need to wait for 18 are driving cars, voting, and buying porn.
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
Well, isn't that fucked-up... you can have sex, but you can't buy porn? Uh, hello?Dahak wrote:Hm, here in Germany you can legally have sex, buy tobacco, drink and buy alcohol (except hard liqour, for which you need a grown-up at your side to drink).
The only things you need to wait for 18 are driving cars, voting, and buying porn.
Sure beats (in terms of stupid) the US's distinction between voting/driving/sex/porn age (18) vs drinking age (21).
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
Go get laid as soon as possible, not because it's as great as it's cracked up to be (you'll be disappointed), but because you really don't want to lose your virginity to someone you care about, it's really embarrasing when you don't know what you're doing.Crazedwraith wrote:Not that i expect anyone to care but today is my 16th birthday.
Meaning i can (legally) buy tobacco products and lottery tickets and have sex. Go me!
Not that i actually want to the 1st have have no chance whatsever at getting the third but hey it's nice to now i can!
EDIT: On that same note, make sure it's with someone you never have to see again. And for god's sake, wear a rubber!
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
Wow, that's exactly what I did (not at 16 though) and I thought it was a bad move.Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Go get laid as soon as possible, not because it's as great as it's cracked up to be (you'll be disappointed), but because you really don't want to lose your virginity to someone you care about, it's really embarrasing when you don't know what you're doing.Crazedwraith wrote:Not that i expect anyone to care but today is my 16th birthday.
Meaning i can (legally) buy tobacco products and lottery tickets and have sex. Go me!
Not that i actually want to the 1st have have no chance whatsever at getting the third but hey it's nice to now i can!
EDIT: On that same note, make sure it's with someone you never have to see again. And for god's sake, wear a rubber!
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I wouldn't call avoiding one of the primary sources of tension and discomfort in young adult relationships a bad move.
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
Meh, I lost mine to my best friend about a year ago. It was a little embarrassing the first time, but she was caring and experienced, so it was fine. We're still having really great sex. And while it isn't the big deal young people think it is...it is still a lot of fun.Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Go get laid as soon as possible, not because it's as great as it's cracked up to be (you'll be disappointed), but because you really don't want to lose your virginity to someone you care about, it's really embarrasing when you don't know what you're doing.
EDIT: On that same note, make sure it's with someone you never have to see again. And for god's sake, wear a rubber!
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
Nah, Britain's 18 for alcohol, I was just there. And I'm 18; Go Guinness!Coaan wrote:
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
Crazedwraith wrote: ...buy tobacco products and lottery tickets and have sex. Go me!
Not that i actually want to the 1st have have no chance whatsever at getting the third but hey it's nice to now i can!
Tobacco... Overrated crap
Lottery ... Overrated crap
Sex .... NOT overrated crap
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
Actually, you can have alcohol at 14 provided you have a parent or guardian with you and you're having a meal.Xenophobe3691 wrote:Nah, Britain's 18 for alcohol, I was just there. And I'm 18; Go Guinness!Coaan wrote:
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
I meant for the 16 limitXenophobe3691 wrote:Nah, Britain's 18 for alcohol, I was just there. And I'm 18; Go Guinness!Coaan wrote:
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Guinness, bah. At least find a decent drink if your going to do it.
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
"Mine's a pint of the black stuff."Coaan wrote:I meant for the 16 limitXenophobe3691 wrote:Nah, Britain's 18 for alcohol, I was just there. And I'm 18; Go Guinness!Coaan wrote:
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Guinness, bah. At least find a decent drink if your going to do it.
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
I'm not presenting it like it's some kind of relationship destroyer. Most will be understanding, and if they aren't, then you should re-evaluate the relationship. I'm just saying it's better not to have to be embarassed the first time.Alan Bolte wrote:Meh, I lost mine to my best friend about a year ago. It was a little embarrassing the first time, but she was caring and experienced, so it was fine. We're still having really great sex. And while it isn't the big deal young people think it is...it is still a lot of fun.Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Go get laid as soon as possible, not because it's as great as it's cracked up to be (you'll be disappointed), but because you really don't want to lose your virginity to someone you care about, it's really embarrasing when you don't know what you're doing.
EDIT: On that same note, make sure it's with someone you never have to see again. And for god's sake, wear a rubber!
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The age of consent used to be 14 down here. It's at 16 now though thanks to a vote a few years ago.
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Re: Yay! I'm 16 and legal.
Seconded!jenat-lai wrote:Tobacco... Overrated crap
Seconded again!jenat-lai wrote:Lottery ... Overrated crap
DEFINITELY Seconded! BTW the Age of Consent in Louisiana is 17...jenat-lai wrote:Sex .... NOT overrated crap
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*laughs* We know. We've heard this story many, many times.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:DEFINITELY Seconded! BTW the Age of Consent in Louisiana is 17...
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