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If you could genderbend...

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genderbend = change sex at will.

Well, what would you do...? :D :wink: :twisted:

Not much else to say...
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GoldenFalcon wrote:genderbend = change sex at will.

Well, what would you do...? :D :wink: :twisted:

Not much else to say...
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Hot. Lesbian. Pool. Orgy.

'nuff said.
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I'd fuck myself.

Actually I wouldn't, but I will have lots of lesbian orgies.
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Hell yes, it'd be fun to try the other gender for once and see how it's like. No longer can this be a reality for Culture citizens or Japanese school boys with Chinese curses.
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Hmmm, how to answer this...

Meh, Shep said it well enough already. I'd have no problems with it.
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M-U-T-I-P-L-E O-R-G-A-S-M-S
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darthdavid wrote:M-U-T-I-P-L-E O-R-G-A-S-M-S
Eat oysters for lunch.
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I'd see what it's like to menstruate.
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MKSheppard wrote:Hot. Lesbian. Pool. Orgy.

'nuff said.
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XaLEv wrote:I'd see what it's like to menstruate.
Freak...I'd have to agree with Shep. It's a nobrainer really.
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Matt, how many multiple orgasms can one have without getting food poisoning? Answer limitless.
Oysters not so much.

I go to a college with a large GLBU I'm sure I could find a nice bunch of lesbians who are saavy.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Matt, how many multiple orgasms can one have without getting food poisoning? Answer limitless.
Oysters not so much.

I go to a college with a large GLBU I'm sure I could find a nice bunch of lesbians who are saavy.
that was sorta a joke from the Whole Nine Yards, but nevermind.
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Hmm, well, considering I'm already riding the line, gender-wise, I'd say I'd use my newfound mammaries and rather interesting apparatus downstairs to become the biggest flirt ever, and enjoy it. Not like I already am, but being male kind of hinders the fun.

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so long as the female version of myself was incredibly sexy, damn skippy i would. Plus the way i'd change would have to be convenient. A situation like Ranma 1/2 would be problematic to say the least.
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Is it wrong that I'm picturing myself as female and getting turned on?
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Well, I'd experiment, see what works well...

Then switch back and use my new found knowledge. :twisted: :P
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Well, I'd need to find someone with fashion sense so I have a respectable wardrobe. Then, I'd probably end up going out as a woman to see what would happen.

Of course, Shep's suggestion works too.
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I think just about anyone would take the oppertunity, because the opposite sex is one of the biggest mysteries to us.
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I'd go halfway: Keep the Yogurt-Railgun, grow a gash, and grow my mams just a tiny bit so my nipples get poofy. Best of All Worlds!!! :twisted: :teeth:
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I'd go halfway: Keep the Yogurt-Railgun, grow a gash, and grow my mams just a tiny bit so my nipples get poofy. Best of All Worlds!!! :twisted: :teeth:
except you won't get to experience multiple orgasms by keeping the yogurt railgun. ;)
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Personally I think I look bad enough as a guy, I really wouldn't look good as a woman.
Think Cpl. Nobbs as a woman.
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Darth_Zod wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I'd go halfway: Keep the Yogurt-Railgun, grow a gash, and grow my mams just a tiny bit so my nipples get poofy. Best of All Worlds!!! :twisted: :teeth:
except you won't get to experience multiple orgasms by keeping the yogurt railgun. ;)
But he's growing a gash too... :wink:
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I'd go halfway: Keep the Yogurt-Railgun, grow a gash, and grow my mams just a tiny bit so my nipples get poofy. Best of All Worlds!!! :twisted: :teeth:
except you won't get to experience multiple orgasms by keeping the yogurt railgun. ;)
But he's growing a gash too... :wink:
is that slang for what i think it is? don't think i've ever heard that particular term for it before. :?
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