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Slartibartfast wrote:
Batman wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Baywatch.
Noway. I'd just be some random guy who drowns just to get the story rolling.
Well, what there is of it.
Some random guy just tannin' on the beach OTOH...
Hm. This seems to have some potential.
By drowning you get the mouth-to-mouth, hopefully by a bodacious babe.
there's also a fifty-fifty chance you might get mouth to mouth with an arse ugly guy. Not a good thing unless you're gay or bi. ;)
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Slartibartfast wrote: By drowning you get the mouth-to-mouth, hopefully by a bodacious babe.
there's also a fifty-fifty chance you might get mouth to mouth with an arse ugly guy. Not a good thing unless you're gay or bi. ;)
NTM that those only happen when you almost drown (not that I appreciate 50:50 odds).
I'm talking about the occasional guy who totally drowns all the way to dead as an excuse for Baywatch to horribly fail to be a crime show.
I still like the anonymous sunbather option, although with my luck they'll propably do a 'Too much sun causes skin cancer!Look at that poor sod' episode just to spite me.
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Smallville. I would like to be Clark but not as thick headed. :)

*Chloe! Lana! Why bicker over me when we can have some super three way sex?*
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Enigma wrote:Smallville. I would like to be Clark but not as thick headed. :)
*Chloe! Lana! Why bicker over me when we can have some super three way sex?*
Whereupon both atack you, manage to, thanks to the return of the kryptonite-mutation-of-the-week phenomenon of Season 1,break your nose, claw your eyeballs out, and kick your balls up to were your eyeballs used to be.
Having achieved that , they go away and have steamy lesbian sex that we, as the viewers, and unlike you, actually get to watch.
:P

But you've given me an idea:

BIRDS OF PREY!
Since the only appearance I ever make is in flashbacks (what with nobody knowing where I went and whatnot)I won't have to do a goddamned thing!
Okay this is admittedly kinda dull but after 65 years on the prowl 24/7 I can use some rest.
...
Except if I'm actually dead in that series, which would kinda suck.
Bollox.
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Batman wrote:
Enigma wrote:Smallville. I would like to be Clark but not as thick headed. :)
*Chloe! Lana! Why bicker over me when we can have some super three way sex?*
Whereupon both atack you, manage to, thanks to the return of the kryptonite-mutation-of-the-week phenomenon of Season 1,break your nose, claw your eyeballs out, and kick your balls up to were your eyeballs used to be.
Having achieved that , they go away and have steamy lesbian sex that we, as the viewers, and unlike you, actually get to watch.
:P

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But that is where you are wrong. I'd be able to detect that they have been exposed and rip their shirts open and give them the antidote. :twisted:
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Enigma wrote: But that is where you are wrong. I'd be able to detect that they have been exposed and rip their shirts open and give them the antidote. :twisted:
Ah, but you're assuming that it's either one of those semipermanent mutations from one-time exposure or a stone worn around the neck.
What if it's a constant influence from a kryptonite splinter worn in more...intimate parts? :P
And I'll assure you they'll REALLY slug you if you go for those
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And since we're talking green kryptonite don't even bother to bring up your superpowers :P
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Darth_Zod wrote:Seinfeld perhaps. As some laws of reality simply don't seem to apply there.
Are you insane?!!?!?!??!! Everybody on that show is a completely neurotic, self-absorbed asshole!!!
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Batman wrote:
Enigma wrote: But that is where you are wrong. I'd be able to detect that they have been exposed and rip their shirts open and give them the antidote. :twisted:
Ah, but you're assuming that it's either one of those semipermanent mutations from one-time exposure or a stone worn around the neck.
What if it's a constant influence from a kryptonite splinter worn in more...intimate parts? :P
And I'll assure you they'll REALLY slug you if you go for those
:twisted:
And since we're talking green kryptonite don't even bother to bring up your superpowers :P
But I can still tell. You see if I am in the vicinity of someone with GK then I can avoid the person or help them. But neither Lana or Chloe would kill me neither would they have a permanent GK poisoning. You see, Lana, Chloe and I have very strong character shields (well... maybe Chloe's character shields might be weaker.).
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Enigma wrote: But I can still tell. You see if I am in the vicinity of someone with GK then I can avoid the person
And thus your three-way will not happen. Mission accomplished.
or help them.
What with? They got the piercings of their own free will, and there's no harm done to THEM. They merely get the ability to kick the stuffing out of you :P
And maybe a slight nudge in the right direction where their sexual preferences are concerned, just to be on the safe side...
But neither Lana or Chloe would kill me
After you ask for that threesome? I wouldn't bet on it. And I NEVER said they'd kill you. You may wish they had, but hey...
neither would they have a permanent GK poisoning. You see, Lana, Chloe and I have very strong character shields (well... maybe Chloe's character shields might be weaker.).

Okay. So you don't get beaten up, Chloe and Lana don't get permanent GK poisoning which doesn't make an inch worth of difference as they're still wearing the piercings and everybody but you still gets to see the steamy lesbian sex scene. I can live with that...
:P
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'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Darth_Zod wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:
Batman wrote: Noway. I'd just be some random guy who drowns just to get the story rolling.
Well, what there is of it.
Some random guy just tannin' on the beach OTOH...
Hm. This seems to have some potential.
By drowning you get the mouth-to-mouth, hopefully by a bodacious babe.
there's also a fifty-fifty chance you might get mouth to mouth with an arse ugly guy. Not a good thing unless you're gay or bi. ;)
Well, this IS a TV show, I think the Babe has a higher chance of giving it to a guy. In fact, it could be a episode plot device for some short-term "relationship of the week".
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Bertie Wooster wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:Seinfeld perhaps. As some laws of reality simply don't seem to apply there.
Are you insane?!!?!?!??!! Everybody on that show is a completely neurotic, self-absorbed asshole!!!
It's the only reality in existence that i know of where you can literally excell in things by doing the exact opposite of what you normally do. Plus i'd want to fuck elaine. ;)
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I'd want to be a gangster in Springfield. They can dodge bullets. :mrgreen:
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out of any TV show, it would probably be Game Over (I want that minivan!).

However, if it's gotta remotely resemble real-life in some way, I'd take Stargate SG1, just too much fun toys there.
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Yeah, SG-1 would be nice. Preferably not as the nameless airman who gets sent to the infirmary whenever something weird happens, but I'll take what I can get.
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Bertie Wooster wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:Seinfeld perhaps. As some laws of reality simply don't seem to apply there.
Are you insane?!!?!?!??!! Everybody on that show is a completely neurotic, self-absorbed asshole!!!
They got what they deserved in the final episode,righ in jail for being total jackasses. :wink:
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Vertigo1 wrote:Gargoyles. :D

Mmmmm, Angela... :twisted:
*ahem* Angela's Dad.

And even worse, her Mother. :eek:
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For some reason, I want to answer "Le Femme Nikita." Guess I'm in the mood to kick some ass and be a hot Australian blonde.
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SAMAS wrote:*ahem* Angela's Dad.
Nah, Goliath wouldn't have much of a problem with it. After all, theres him and Elisa.....
And even worse, her Mother. :eek:
Now that would be a touchy situation. She's not overly fond of humans, but she wouldn't hurt Angela for anything....I suppose I could have Puck make me a gargoyle. :D Granted, Oberon forbid him from working any magic except in defense of Alex so I suppose I could twist it around that it would be for Alex's well being since more gargoyles = more protection for baby Alex. :)
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Hm... JAG. I get to be a kickass Navy pilot who gets a new decoration for valor every other season, and only ever get exciting cases (even the boring ones he's stuck with somehow become unusual).

And there would be no, repeat, no doubts as to whether I'd have sex with McKenzie. Unless Simms, Coates, or any of the other Navy/Marine hotties came my way. Speaking of which...just about every military female in there is a babe. Even LT Singer was pretty hot in civvies. Man, what a world...

Or maybe Third Watch. Being in the NYPD would be fun. Plus, interesting things seem to happen to them. And not one of the main character cops has died, whereas the FDNY people gotta be more careful! :shock:

Or, of course, the ultimate ones noone has yet to speak of: Cable TV porno series. :twisted:
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Starwars the Clonewars Miniseries. Avoid being on a sepratist planet, or anyplace palpy is likely to purge after coming into power. OOOh yeah. Baring that, futurama.
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Dude! All of you are dumb.

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

I'll say it again.

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

Benefits:
  • Practically no danger.
  • Fabulous house.
  • Attractive babes at beck and call.
  • Great food.
  • British snobbery.
  • Planes, trains, and automobiles.
  • All work done by servants.
  • Everyone wants to be your friend.
  • You're rich.
  • You're famous.
  • You have a lifestyle.
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I would live as a starfleet captain in the Star Trek universe.
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evilcat4000 wrote:I would live as a starfleet captain in the Star Trek universe.

Do you have a death wish?

Any feddie ship not named Enterprise is essentially cannon fodder for a virus of the week, a new alien threat, a mysterious space cloud, sneezing on the warp core, etc.


I'd choose Babylon 5 as one of the B5 starfury pilots.
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Darksider wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:I would live as a starfleet captain in the Star Trek universe.

Do you have a death wish?

Any feddie ship not named Enterprise is essentially cannon fodder for a virus of the week, a new alien threat, a mysterious space cloud, sneezing on the warp core, etc.


I'd choose Babylon 5 as one of the B5 starfury pilots.
babylon 5's starfury pilots have a tendancy of having survival rates akin to star trek redshirts.
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Darksider wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:I would live as a starfleet captain in the Star Trek universe.

Do you have a death wish?

Any feddie ship not named Enterprise is essentially cannon fodder for a virus of the week, a new alien threat, a mysterious space cloud, sneezing on the warp core, etc.


I'd choose Babylon 5 as one of the B5 starfury pilots.
Not all Federation starships not named Enterprise die fast and quick. Voyger did survive for 7 years against impossible odds. It all depends on character shields.
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